# Rap Battle Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [January 29, 2016, 2:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/rap-battle-thread/79055 "2016-01-29T02:13:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fuzzwad](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fuzzwad/32/1633_2.png) [@Fuzzwad](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Fuzzwad)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2016, 2:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/rap-battle-thread/79055/1 "2016-01-29T02:13:32Z")
The grand RBT, not so much battle but more of a massive long continuous rhyme thing. It started with this: ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/b/1/a/b1a7b5f7323c1c35433aa643a3c2824d00874b12.png) Just use that as a beginning. (And I swear if someone ends with the word “orange” I will do something quite rash.) (Yes I know I shouldn’t use so many parentheses but it’s fun.) (Oh yeah, and forgive how horrible I am, I promise I won’t do too many) ---
**Author:** ![yoyobro1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e0b2c6/32.png) [@yoyobro1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyobro1)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/rap-battle-thread/79055/2 "2016-02-27T03:41:27Z")
And I be like bam watchin you get on the tram! ---
**Author:** ![Nemyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nemyo/32/14407_2.png) [@Nemyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Nemyo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 1:50am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/rap-battle-thread/79055/3 "2016-02-28T01:50:39Z")
Cat Hat Fat Rat Cool Drool Middle school Dog Frog Clog Fog Bro Though Yo Yo I’m a pro rapper and I’m thinking about going pro rather than pursuing a more legitimate career. ---
**Author:** ![mysteriousyoyoer\_par](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@mysteriousyoyoer\_par](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mysteriousyoyoer_par)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/rap-battle-thread/79055/4 "2016-03-02T18:40:54Z")
> [@Owen](#): > > Cat > > Hat > > Fat > > Rat > > Cool > > Drool > > Middle school > > Dog > > Frog > > Clog > > Fog > > Bro > > Though > > Yo > > Yo > > I’m a pro rapper and I’m thinking about going pro rather than pursuing a more legitimate career. Career Barrier Carrier Cheerier ---
**Author:** ![RomulusR1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/romulusr1/32/7985_2.png) [@RomulusR1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/RomulusR1)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/rap-battle-thread/79055/5 "2016-03-05T08:30:04Z")
^^ Career? Dem people be runnin in fear. I throw the TooHOT and I spit hot fire, No lie if I were you its about time you retire, I swear I ain’t no liar, Checkin out dat girl? Man up and go try her! ---
**Author:** ![olam1794](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a88e4f/32.png) [@olam1794](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/olam1794)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2017, 12:34am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/rap-battle-thread/79055/6 "2017-03-22T00:34:27Z")
> [@Owen](#): > > Cat > > Hat > > Fat > > Rat > > Cool > > Drool > > Middle school > > Dog > > Frog > > Clog > > Fog > > Bro > > Though > > Yo > > Yo > > I’m a pro rapper and I’m thinking about going pro rather than pursuing a more legitimate career. Why is this not in the headlines? ---
**Author:** ![Dust](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dust/32/83340_2.png) [@Dust](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Dust)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2017, 1:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/rap-battle-thread/79055/7 "2017-03-22T01:31:53Z")
You thowin junk, chump! think you can hang? think you can throw down that wacky rappy slang? kickin jams and bustin raps? your little yoyo? HA! that little gun with caps?? Nah, son, you got it all wrong. You got to stop that rap an “SIING A SOOOONG!!” But song from the heart, A song shown in art Not sung with the voice But with skills, fluidity and wiseful choice Sing with your hands, sound with the string The floating orb, just doing its own thing Sometimes there are knots, and other times tangles The joy at times comes in untangling the mangle. Others look on, baffled and confused, but to you its just you, and the things that you do. Peaceful found, Mind quieted down Explore the infinity of the tether abound. Yo times two, fun times three play inspired, express free!!! Just be you, and let me be me. Some things I love are trees-throws-dreads-jncos-MTG! (now that i went off on that tangent, please excuse that bardful outburst and now I will play the game proper) > [@olam1794](#): > > Why is this not in the headlines? How can this be? How can he survive?