# RANDOM OFF!!!

**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion
**Created:** [April 10, 2011, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461 "2011-04-10T04:15:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1

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### Author: ![Rika-chan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rika-chan/32/767_2.png) [@Rika-chan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rika-chan)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2011, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/1 "2011-04-10T04:15:43Z")

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be as random as you can!!!

[![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/8/e/f/8efc45f69ca39b9d46e9f5f4ab146a9025519905.jpeg "Imperial March or Darth Vader's Theme") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn_95hdy6Nw)

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### Author: ![quinton](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/quinton/32/376_2.png) [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2011, 4:20am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/2 "2011-04-10T04:20:55Z")

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Haha

No…

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### Author: ![Rika-chan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rika-chan/32/767_2.png) [@Rika-chan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rika-chan)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2011, 4:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/3 "2011-04-10T04:56:12Z")

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my randomness should be your themesong

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### Author: ![XxNovaxXxYoYoxX](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/xxnovaxxxyoyoxx/32/578_2.png) [@XxNovaxXxYoYoxX](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/XxNovaxXxYoYoxX)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2011, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/4 "2011-04-10T14:45:43Z")

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One time I was at the mall with 2 of my friends and we were going to ride the elevator. I had never been in it before so I screamed and dropped to the floor. :o We were the only people there in the elevator so nobody saw it. 8)  
The same day I bought a toast wallet and toast bandages. Lol, the toast bandages had a free toy inside and it was just a little person!! Must have been a doctor or something. :-\

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### Author: ![Rika-chan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rika-chan/32/767_2.png) [@Rika-chan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rika-chan)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/5 "2011-04-10T15:05:12Z")

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and i thought my freind was random…

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### Author: ![bonesraphs](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bonesraphs/32/43_2.png) [@bonesraphs](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bonesraphs)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/6 "2011-04-11T18:07:36Z")

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I was walking down a marshmallow when I spotted an underscore. I ate lunch with him, he was throwing broccoli at me while dancing on a table singing about his girlfriend (which was a hyphen.) while my pet turtle kept getting the ocean wet I tried not to stomp chocolate milk all over the house. I tripped over a turkey named barack obama, he licked me all night long. He also gave me a coin and said ‘change we can believe in’ and winked. I wish it was freakin’ thanksgiving. Olives named Olivia took over the planet and realized there was no fork to finish all of the comb pudding so they went to a desk and asked the meaning of life. I realized that a metal sandwich would come in handy and I decided to take the orange lettuce out for wholesome purposes. As soon as I realized that I was part of the Matrix I changed my user name to my favorite shoe lace color. All of a sudden Sandy Ravage, xJawz, seananners, and zzirgrizz owned me in a free for all even though I had all of the exit signs in my lucky shopping bag in case my soup would get too cold for the republicans. I decided to write in my mouse pad about the experience so I used dora’s map to look for Tiger Blood. I found it in Charlie Sheen, and all this time I thought that Tiger Woods had Tiger Blood, but when I found Tiger woods using my metal detector I found by speaking like a hippy to a door that led to downtown northpole, he was with another Tiger! I told his wife, and she took the tiger to the zoo on her liquid moped and she took Tiger Woods to the woods to think about his problems.

I wish something exciting would happen in my life for once

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### Author: ![zerrubabbel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zerrubabbel/32/592_2.png) [@zerrubabbel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/zerrubabbel)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/7 "2011-04-11T19:07:18Z")

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simon cowell sux (mostly)… he hates the yoyo (other than that he has good jusgement)

i depantsed a scarecrow!

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### Author: ![Pheenix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/pheenix/32/65_2.png) [@Pheenix](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Pheenix)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/8 "2011-04-11T19:35:43Z")

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[![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/a/9/0/a90f845b50a43cebbaca5800fd52180d3e7ca3ed.jpeg "That's Not Crescent Fresh!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0gJZMx79pA)

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### Author: ![Yoyolunatic](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyolunatic/32/482_2.png) [@Yoyolunatic](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yoyolunatic)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/9 "2011-04-11T20:15:24Z")

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[![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/a/f/4/af4aa947d1f63ae7a0ea8c4c889a7de2315d2228.jpeg "sdfsdf") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sUUZkCWRHo)

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### Author: ![yoyojohn](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyojohn/32/7911_2.png) [@yoyojohn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyojohn)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/10 "2011-04-11T23:16:00Z")

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i like trains…

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### Author: ![YOYOJAMizm](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyojamizm/32/774_2.png) [@YOYOJAMizm](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YOYOJAMizm)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2011, 11:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/11 "2011-04-11T23:21:06Z")

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my dog at my homework… or did he???

yes yes he did???..or am i lieing…

no im sure he did… ??

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### Author: ![yoyojohn](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyojohn/32/7911_2.png) [@yoyojohn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyojohn)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2011, 11:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/12 "2011-04-11T23:23:05Z")

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in soviet russia sanitizer hands you  
a pair of scissors to run with.

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### Author: ![yobrad](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yobrad/32/684_2.png) [@yobrad](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yobrad)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2011, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/13 "2011-04-15T06:22:25Z")

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Hey guys there’s this awesome yoyo web site called yoyoexpert you should look it up!!! lmao :wink:

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### Author: ![Griffsnog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ea666f/32.png) [@Griffsnog](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Griffsnog)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/14 "2011-04-15T19:22:29Z")

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### Author: ![XminusmikeX](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/xminusmikex/32/294_2.png) [@XminusmikeX](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/XminusmikeX)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/15 "2011-04-15T19:29:46Z")

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“[http://www.youtube.com/v/JzqumbhfxRo?fs=1&amp;hl=en\_US&amp;rel=0](http://www.youtube.com/v/JzqumbhfxRo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0)”

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### Author: ![Yoyolunatic](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyolunatic/32/482_2.png) [@Yoyolunatic](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yoyolunatic)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/16 "2011-04-16T21:47:58Z")

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Remember the Alamo

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### Author: ![DByoyoer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dbyoyoer/32/852_2.png) [@DByoyoer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DByoyoer)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/17 "2011-04-16T22:01:28Z")

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LA Angels of Anaheim rule!

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### Author: ![themaddoughnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/57b2e6/32.png) [@themaddoughnut](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/themaddoughnut)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/18 "2011-04-17T21:08:18Z")

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who the heck ate my flying purple elephant!!!

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### Author: ![DByoyoer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dbyoyoer/32/852_2.png) [@DByoyoer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DByoyoer)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/19 "2011-04-17T22:50:43Z")

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The bowling pin in the gutter ate her hair.

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### Author: ![yoyofoot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyofoot/32/602_2.png) [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2011, 4:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/random-off/25461/20 "2011-04-18T04:26:34Z")

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[http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/9421/desklampbanker.jpg](http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/9421/desklampbanker.jpg)

Lamp? Or no?

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