# Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2012, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120 "2012-12-04T06:27:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/1 "2012-12-04T06:27:50Z")
Favorite yoyo quotes, quotes from players, or quotes in general? Mine “Make The Simple Amazing”-YoyoExpert “When Life Gives You Lemons,… Squirt It In People’s Eyes”- don’t know “I’m A Goofy Goober”- Spongebob ---
**Author:** ![juliang22](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/juliang22/32/939_2.png) [@juliang22](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/juliang22)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/2 "2012-12-04T06:35:00Z")
–when life gives you lemons, make grape juice and everyone will wonder how you did it.–idk who made that up ---
**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/3 "2012-12-04T08:07:17Z")
> [@juliang22](#): > > –when life gives you lemons, make grape juice and everyone will wonder how you did it.–idk who made that up Hahahahaha I couldn’t stop laughing ---
**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/4 "2012-12-04T10:18:51Z")
wrong section dudes. ---
**Author:** ![anon12742582](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/67e7ee/32.png) [@anon12742582](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon12742582)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/5 "2012-12-04T13:45:40Z")
There is no I in team but there is a U in suck. Idk ---
**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/6 "2012-12-04T14:43:28Z")
> [@Pajama Man 8398](#): > > wrong section dudes. How they are “supposably” yoyo quotes, nobody’s said any though (except me) ---
**Author:** ![mozartm99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/7 "2012-12-04T17:15:34Z")
Don’t tell a man how to do something, just tell home what to do and let home surprise you with the results -general Patton ---
**Author:** ![YoYoFactoryFreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a88e4f/32.png) [@YoYoFactoryFreak](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoFactoryFreak)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/8 "2012-12-04T19:15:19Z")
Ah! The Generals! They are numerous but not good for much! ~Aristophanes ---
**Author:** ![DrAwesome](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/drawesome/32/1139_2.png) [@DrAwesome](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DrAwesome)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/9 "2012-12-04T21:10:31Z")
Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to there level and beat you with experience -Mark Twain Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your dang lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! - Cave Johnson ---
**Author:** ![mozartm99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/10 "2012-12-04T22:09:21Z")
> [@DrAwesome](#): > > Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your dang lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! - Cave Johnson I loe that quote “Two things are infinite, human stupidity and the univers. Of the latter I am unsure.” -Albert Einstein ---
**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/11 "2012-12-04T22:10:38Z")
I may be an Idiot, but I’m not Stupid. - Spencer Shay. Quote of the year right there. ^^ ---
**Author:** ![anon12742582](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/67e7ee/32.png) [@anon12742582](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon12742582)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/12 "2012-12-04T22:50:44Z")
U no that felling when your on bike and get hit by a car… A parked car.idk ---
**Author:** ![StrippedAxle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/strippedaxle/32/1163_2.png) [@StrippedAxle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/StrippedAxle)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/13 "2012-12-04T23:29:00Z")
> [@DrAwesome](#): > > Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your dang lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! - Cave Johnson [http://vimeo.com/24080402](http://vimeo.com/24080402) ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/14 "2012-12-04T23:30:29Z")
> [@StrippedAxle](#): > > > [@DrAwesome](#): > > > > Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your dang lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! - Cave Johnson > > [http://vimeo.com/24080402](http://vimeo.com/24080402) Please keep in mind that video has a cuss word, DrAwesome just censored it… ---
**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/15 "2012-12-05T02:47:04Z")
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe.” - albert Einstein and another favorite quote like by him is “anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.” ---
**Author:** ![YoYoFactoryFreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a88e4f/32.png) [@YoYoFactoryFreak](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoFactoryFreak)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/16 "2012-12-05T17:34:27Z")
Under every stone lurks a politician. ~Aristophanes ---
**Author:** ![Yonut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Yonut](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yonut)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/17 "2012-12-05T21:01:55Z")
You are in a dark place. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. ---
**Author:** ![Yo-Yo\_Penguin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yo-yo_penguin/32/632_2.png) [@Yo-Yo\_Penguin](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yo-Yo_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 10:31pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/18 "2012-12-05T22:31:00Z")
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” Douglas Adams “It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase ‘As pretty as an Airport’ appear.” Douglas Adams “Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.” Douglas Adams “The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.” Douglas Adams “Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.” Douglas Adams, ---
**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 12:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/19 "2012-12-06T00:48:34Z")
When life gives you lemons take those lemons and create super lemons - fake asdf movie ---
**Author:** ![DrAwesome](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/drawesome/32/1139_2.png) [@DrAwesome](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DrAwesome)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quotes/46120/20 "2012-12-06T20:37:59Z")
" I wear bow ties. Now ties are cool" “I wear Stetsons now. Stetsons are cool” " I wear fezzes now. Fezzes are cool" “A straight line may be the shortest between 2 points but its by no means the most interesting” - The Doctor