# QUICK! the item on the left of you is your weapon...
**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion
**Created:** [August 19, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164 "2013-08-19T22:55:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@yoyo143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo143)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/1 "2013-08-19T22:55:38Z")
If there is an apocalypse, and the only weapon you can use is the item to the left of you, what would it be?
For me, it is a couch pillow.
Will you live, or not make it through?
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### Author:  [@CaliBuddha](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/CaliBuddha)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2013, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/2 "2013-08-19T22:58:49Z")
Lamp. It’s a weapon and light! Sweet!
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### Author:  [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2013, 10:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/3 "2013-08-19T22:59:59Z")
A rug. . . amazing.
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### Author:  [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2013, 11:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/4 "2013-08-19T23:12:10Z")
A 15 foot tall solid oak carving of a ram on a brick base.
Halp
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### Author:  [@crococorey](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/crococorey)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/5 "2013-08-19T23:14:22Z")
A laptop. I think im good 🙂
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### Author:  [@Jdrabik](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Jdrabik)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2013, 11:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/7 "2013-08-19T23:37:55Z")
An old wooden tennis racquet. I think I’ll be okay.
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### Author:  [@DrAwesome](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DrAwesome)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2013, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/8 "2013-08-19T23:50:10Z")
> [@crococorey](#):
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> A laptop. I think im good 🙂
same here time to hack
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### Author:  [@aznnboyaZ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/aznnboyaZ)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2013, 12:27am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/9 "2013-08-20T00:27:40Z")
my 8ft by 3ft Dresser xD
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### Author:  [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/10 "2013-08-20T00:37:11Z")
my purse which has my ipod touch, 2 yoyos magnets, pocket knife, my gimp i have been working on, braces rubber bands and little charms in it… i will probably be okay.
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### Author:  [@Bcmaddog](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Bcmaddog)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2013, 2:08am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/11 "2013-08-20T02:08:36Z")
My 3x2 foot poster from France… I don’t think I’ll be okay…
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### Author:  [@dingo54](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/dingo54)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/12 "2013-08-20T02:09:35Z")
A huge desktop with a bunch of leds and other things I dont understand
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### Author:  [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2013, 2:30am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/13 "2013-08-20T02:30:07Z")
Pocket knives.
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### Author:  [@yoyoer8](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoer8)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/14 "2013-08-20T02:41:45Z")
A wall… I don’t know how this is going to work.
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### Author:  [@YoCyanightYo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoCyanightYo)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2013, 2:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/15 "2013-08-20T02:44:01Z")
This glass bottle sitting next to me… this would make as a great weapon.
Did I forget to mention I also have a balison, two folding knives, a swiss army knife, and a giant glass ball that’s not too large to throw?
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### Author:  [@Robin\_Hood0999](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Robin_Hood0999)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/16 "2013-08-20T02:47:38Z")
Left of me currently is a yoyo–my survival depends on how good I can throw forward passes and do eli-hops!
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### Author:  [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/17 "2013-08-20T02:47:43Z")
A wooden sword, a bow and arrow, a big glass Voss bottle, and a knife.
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### Author:  [@crococorey](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/crococorey)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2013, 2:57am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/18 "2013-08-20T02:57:28Z")
> [@Legyoyo](#):
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> A wooden sword, a bow and arrow, a big glass Voss bottle, and a knife.
Oooooh youre gunna die.
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### Author:  [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/19 "2013-08-20T14:07:12Z")
What is this apocalypse? For just about anything food is the only thing that would really be on my mind. [Imgur: The magic of the Internet](http://i.imgur.com/Nm9csXz.jpg)
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### Author:  [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2013, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/20 "2013-08-20T14:21:19Z")
> [@Legyoyo](#):
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> A wooden sword, a bow and arrow, a big glass Voss bottle, and a knife.
you gotta go Zelda on those zombies!
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### Author:  [@nardcopter](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/nardcopter)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/quick-the-item-on-the-left-of-you-is-your-weapon/58164/21 "2013-08-20T14:31:02Z")
A cactus.
I love Arizona.
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