Puns


(Cinimod105) #1

What are some puns that you know of? Share them with us!!!


#2

Why do girls wear shorts?

Cause they’re hot :stuck_out_tongue:

(Justin told me that one, don’t blame me :))


(Shisaki) #3

I know lots of jokes :stuck_out_tongue: Make a thread about that and i would spam it.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires

Why do elephants have such large feet?

To stomp out burning ducks

It’s horrible but the only one I can remember.


#4

When talking to a water spirit that is violent

“Water we fighting for?”

Zombie Invasions

“Need a Hand”


#5

Once a man bought a large barrel of wine. It was too large to fit in his house, so he put it on his front yard. The next day, 1/4th of the wine was missing. He was mad and put up a sign “No stealing.” The next day, another 1/4 was taken. He grew very annoyed and put up another sign “If you steal wine, you’ll be shot.” The next day still another 1/4th was taken. He was yelling and crying when his friend came. His friend said, “Just say it’s full of Pee.” He thought this was a good idea, so he put up a sign “Barrel of Pee.”

The next day, he checked, and cried. Because His Wine Barrel was full of pee.


#6

These aren’t puns, they’re jokes. Here is a pun:

A time-based superhero sends a villain to jail.

“Looks like you’ll be doing TIME!”

A a fish with no eyes being called a fsh. It has no “I’s”


#7

Not sure if this is a pun or not, but:

Why is President Obama a beggar?

Cause he is always asking for “change”


#8

why do gorillas have big nostrils?

because they have big fingers.


#9

Those are jokes. Puns are inside jokes.

EG: Water we fighting for?


#10

What do you mean puns are inside jokes? Because the definition of pun is:

make a play on words; “Japanese like to pun–their language is well suited to punning”


#11

My bet tree always looks board.