# pun and joke thread
**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion
**Created:** [July 7, 2012, 4:59am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774 "2012-07-07T04:59:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/101 "2012-11-06T00:06:27Z")
> [@yoyoavenger](#):
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> > [@mozartm99](#):
> >
> > > [@maghee](#):
> > >
> > > 5=1
> >
> > DING DING DING!!! Ladys and gentlemen (who were actually paying attention that is) We have a winner!
>
> Lol…this coming from the guy who just misspelled ladies…
> But cool problem brain teaser thing!
Who cares about spelling.
There are three guys stranded on an island. A genie appears and says “You each get 1 wish.”
The first guy says “I wish I had a mansion, and a really nice car, a big hot tub, and $1000000.”
The genie says okay and the first guy disappears.
The second guy has pretty much the same thing, only he remembered the most important thing about real-estate, location.
The third guy thinks for a second and says “I sure am lonely, I wish my friends were here!”
Three survivors are all thats left of a boat crash. A blond, a red-head, and a brunette. The nearest island is 1000 yard away. The red-head goes 500 yards, gets tired, and drowns.
The brunette goes 750 yards, gets tired, and drowns.
The blond goes 999 yards, then says “I’m tired, I’m going back.”
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### Author:  [@Lexos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Lexos)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2012, 2:40am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/102 "2012-11-09T02:40:12Z")
> [@koenigseggfire](#):
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> A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says
> “We don’t allow your kind in here.”
> The mushroom responds
> “Why not? I’m a fun guy.”
Don’t mess with those things.
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### Author:  [@Lexos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Lexos)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2012, 2:40am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/103 "2012-11-09T02:40:50Z")
What do you call a potato sitting in a bar stool?
A potato.
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### Author:  [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/A_Soviet_Locust)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/104 "2012-11-09T02:43:58Z")
> [@Lexos](#):
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> What do you call a potato sitting in a bar stool?
> A potato.
What do you call bears without ears?
b
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/105 "2012-11-09T02:44:24Z")
> [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](#):
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> > [@Lexos](#):
> >
> > What do you call a potato sitting in a bar stool?
> > A potato.
>
> What do you call bears without ears?
>
> A B.
>
> b
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2012, 2:45am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/106 "2012-11-09T02:45:12Z")
Dang, didn’ even see the answer. Now you won’t believe me. Gah!
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### Author:  [@Lexos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Lexos)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2012, 2:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/107 "2012-11-09T02:46:03Z")
> [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](#):
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> > [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](#):
> >
> > > [@Lexos](#):
> > >
> > > What do you call a potato sitting in a bar stool?
> > > A potato.
> >
> > What do you call bears without ears?
> >
> > A B.
> >
> > b
Whaaa?
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### Author:  [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/A_Soviet_Locust)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2012, 2:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/108 "2012-11-09T02:46:40Z")
Way to screw things up, Mr. yoyoguy
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2012, 2:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/109 "2012-11-09T02:48:43Z")
Gr…
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### Author:  [@Proboscis](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Proboscis)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2012, 3:03am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/110 "2012-11-09T03:03:23Z")
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was out standing in his field… :wink:
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### Author:  [@mcyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mcyoyo)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2012, 4:36am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/111 "2012-12-24T04:36:31Z")
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut bother me. Go away.
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### Author:  [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2012, 4:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/112 "2012-12-24T04:53:00Z")
yay its back!
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### Author:  [@gNNY](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/gNNY)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/113 "2013-02-20T13:12:17Z")
How can you tell that Superman is not only an enthusiastic yoyo player but also a huge ILYY fan?
They call him “Man of St. Eel”
[http://imageshack.us/a/img716/4390/mosglyphhires.jpg](http://imageshack.us/a/img716/4390/mosglyphhires.jpg)
[http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/272/mosn.jpg](http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/272/mosn.jpg)
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### Author:  [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2013, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/114 "2013-02-20T13:23:31Z")
> [@gNNY](#):
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> How can you tell that Superman is not only an enthusiastic yoyo player but also a huge ILYY fan?
>
> They call him “Man of St. Eel”
>
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FFAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
lol. that was good.
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### Author:  [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/A_Soviet_Locust)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2013, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/115 "2013-02-20T13:25:09Z")
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, and tried to win, but unfortunately, no pun intended.
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### Author:  [@MarHaiYoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MarHaiYoyo)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2013, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/116 "2013-02-20T13:34:43Z")
> [@Raphael](#):
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> > [@sirnaq\_MN42](#):
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> > Since they get no reaction, lets take all the chemistry jokes and barium.
>
> Now they argon forever
hahahaha classic
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### Author:  [@camjm](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/camjm)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/117 "2013-02-20T19:05:01Z")
If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.
I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but Eventually it came back!
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### Author:  [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2013, 12:28am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/118 "2013-02-21T00:28:23Z")
How do you frustrate a blind person?
Tell them to rearrange the furniture
What do a raven and a writing desk have in common?
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### Author:  [@thefluteninja](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/thefluteninja)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/119 "2013-02-21T00:37:55Z")
Girl, are you a C major scale? Cuz you be looking all natural:P
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