# pun and joke thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [July 7, 2012, 4:59am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774 "2012-07-07T04:59:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![supbreh1234](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/supbreh1234/32/1131_2.png) [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 4:59am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/1 "2012-07-07T04:59:47Z")
post your best or good puns and joke! ---
**Author:** ![supbreh1234](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/supbreh1234/32/1131_2.png) [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/2 "2012-07-07T05:02:22Z")
police came over to a day care center when the baby was resisting a rest! HAHAHAHAHA šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![SpicyBroth](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/spicybroth/32/1100_2.png) [@SpicyBroth](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SpicyBroth)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/3 "2012-07-07T13:42:52Z")
why did the chicken cross the roadā€¦(wait for it)ā€¦ to get to the OTHER SIDE!!! HAHAHAHA i am soo funny! lol ---
**Author:** ![supbreh1234](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/supbreh1234/32/1131_2.png) [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/4 "2012-07-07T16:53:44Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/5 "2012-07-07T16:57:54Z")
Two men walked into a bar, you think one of them wouldā€™ve noticed. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/6 "2012-07-07T19:11:30Z")
> [@Shadowz143](#): > > Two men walked into a bar, you think one of them wouldā€™ve noticed. šŸ˜› Noā€¦ They were too buisy throwingā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/7 "2012-07-07T19:37:45Z")
A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said, ā€œWhy the long face?ā€ ---
**Author:** ![I6ify](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/i6ify/32/531_2.png) [@I6ify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/I6ify)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/8 "2012-07-07T19:44:46Z")
Just remember, the pun is mightier than the sword. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/9 "2012-07-07T21:31:09Z")
> [@WildCat23](#): > > > [@Shadowz143](#): > > > > Two men walked into a bar, you think one of them wouldā€™ve noticed. šŸ˜› > > Noā€¦ They were too buisy throwingā€¦ Sure sure. An Irish man walked out of a barā€¦ Hehe, Iā€™m Irish. ---
**Author:** ![DrAwesome](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/drawesome/32/1139_2.png) [@DrAwesome](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DrAwesome)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/10 "2012-07-08T00:29:39Z")
I have a couple of them What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car a grasshopper walked into a bar the bartender said hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper said you have a drink named Harold Argon walked onto a bar the bartender said we donā€™t serve noble gasses here argon didnā€™t react Past present and future walked into a bar it was tense ---
**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 12:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/11 "2012-07-08T00:39:07Z")
Why are chemistry jokes dumb? They have no reactionsā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![sirnaq\_MN42](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sirnaq_mn42/32/613_2.png) [@sirnaq\_MN42](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/sirnaq_MN42)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 1:45am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/12 "2012-07-08T01:45:08Z")
Since they get no reaction, lets take all the chemistry jokes and barium. ---
**Author:** ![bonesraphs](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bonesraphs/32/43_2.png) [@bonesraphs](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bonesraphs)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/13 "2012-07-08T02:34:56Z")
> [@sirnaq\_MN42](#): > > Since they get no reaction, lets take all the chemistry jokes and barium. Now they argon forever ---
**Author:** ![ReverseSquiggly](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/reversesquiggly/32/529_2.png) [@ReverseSquiggly](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ReverseSquiggly)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 3:30am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/14 "2012-07-08T03:30:16Z")
my favorite: two pretzels are walking down the street. one is a-salted. ---
**Author:** ![I6ify](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/i6ify/32/531_2.png) [@I6ify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/I6ify)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 4:38am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/15 "2012-07-08T04:38:39Z")
> [@Raphael](#): > > > [@sirnaq\_MN42](#): > > > > Since they get no reaction, lets take all the chemistry jokes and barium. > > Now they argon forever Come on guys, quit joking around, chemistry jokes are serious bismuth. ---
**Author:** ![supbreh1234](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/supbreh1234/32/1131_2.png) [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 4:43am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/16 "2012-07-08T04:43:25Z")
Silver walks into a bar and says to gold ā€œAu get outta hereā€ šŸ˜ƒ lol šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![masonshoe](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/masonshoe/32/50820_2.png) [@masonshoe](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/masonshoe)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/17 "2012-07-08T05:48:15Z")
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Whereā€™s my tractor? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![patrickcondon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/patrickcondon/32/619950_2.png) [@patrickcondon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/patrickcondon)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/18 "2012-07-08T16:07:07Z")
The first school was a classy place. At a flea circus, a dog came by and stole the show. The first horse motel was opened to provide animals with a stable environment. When ties were first worn, they were very collar full. Thereā€™s no gift like the present. A smart canine went to a fashionable dog college and came out with a dog-torate! Thereā€™s a reducing salon in Wall Streetā€¦ for stocky brokers. Is a minister rehearsing his sermon practicing what he preaches? You oughtta thank The Complete Pun Book, published in 1979, for those. This is why I own this bookā€¦ I guess. ---
**Author:** ![supbreh1234](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/supbreh1234/32/1131_2.png) [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/19 "2012-07-08T22:42:40Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![supbreh1234](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/supbreh1234/32/1131_2.png) [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774/20 "2012-07-09T04:16:24Z")
did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? hes all right now! HAHaHAhahahā€¦ šŸ˜ƒ [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pun-and-joke-thread/39774.md?page=2)