# Probably the most random thing u will read today. **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [June 26, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647 "2013-06-26T18:52:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mordo613](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mordo613/32/1373_2.png) [@mordo613](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mordo613)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647/1 "2013-06-26T18:52:45Z")
lets say: someone calls ur house, its ur mom’s colleague from work and her and ur mom are on a first name basis but not much else outside of work. So u pick up the phone and she asks for ur mom, but she is not home because she is at her Tom Sawyer book club which will end at 4 oclock which she will then return home for ur family BBQ that u are making with ur neighborhood. so what do u say? 1. Shes busy call back later 2 shes at her book club call back later 3 she is at her Tom Sawyer book club call back later 4 shes at her Tom Sawyer book club until 4 call back later 5 shes at her Tom Sawyer book club until our BBQ at 4 6 shes at her Tom Sawyer book club and wont be back until 4 when we have our neighborhood wide BBQ which should be fun! what number are you? This was just a test. an experiment if you will. with the many PMs ive exchanged with people i see many people who are wordy and are eager to tell u non important or unrelated information. But some are short and concise. sometimes too short. This was not meant to insult anyone, or about anyone specific. I would just like to hear your feedback. ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647/2 "2013-06-26T18:56:13Z")
#1 - Cut the crap, get to the point. Sadly, this method doesn’t work for essays… ---
**Author:** ![mordo613](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mordo613/32/1373_2.png) [@mordo613](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mordo613)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647/3 "2013-06-26T19:03:20Z")
> [@WildCat23](#): > > #1 - Cut the crap, get to the point. > > Sadly, this method doesn’t work for essays… i feel u man… ---
**Author:** ![quinton](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/quinton/32/376_2.png) [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647/4 "2013-06-26T19:06:48Z")
“If you get a shovel and a ride to the graveyard, you can talk to her face to face” ---
**Author:** ![MattE](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/matte/32/90162_2.png) [@MattE](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MattE)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647/5 "2013-06-26T19:07:23Z")
some people expect others to use complete sentences and double check your grammar, but nobody has time for that ---
**Author:** ![Apollo2](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/apollo2/32/1285_2.png) [@Apollo2](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Apollo2)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647/6 "2013-06-26T19:13:24Z")
1 ---
**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 12:10am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647/7 "2013-06-27T00:10:35Z")
None “she’s not home call back later but I can take a message though.” ---
**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647/8 "2013-06-27T00:15:46Z")
[http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Pow%2BI%2Bve%2Bbeen%2Bshot.%2BCalvin%2Band%2BHobbes\_6aab39\_4352980.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny\_pictures/4353424/Pow%2BI%2Bve%2Bbeen%2Bshot/&h=190&w=600&sz=17&tbnid=yewic9ZmXPdgDM:&tbnh=40&tbnw=126&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcalvin%2Band%2Bhobbes%2BI’ve%2Bbeen%2Bshot%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=calvin+and+hobbes+I’ve+been+shot&usg=\_\_VKcQ0R\_UKeVTVQGcRK7Bju-k9Mg=&docid=Z2hdU3xkcVk2BM&sa=X&ei=94PLUdPHOeq5iwLpioCICQ&ved=0CDMQ9QEwAQ&dur=335](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Pow%2BI%2Bve%2Bbeen%2Bshot.%2BCalvin%2Band%2BHobbes_6aab39_4352980.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4353424/Pow%2BI%2Bve%2Bbeen%2Bshot/&h=190&w=600&sz=17&tbnid=yewic9ZmXPdgDM:&tbnh=40&tbnw=126&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcalvin%2Band%2Bhobbes%2BI've%2Bbeen%2Bshot%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=calvin+and+hobbes+I've+been+shot&usg=__VKcQ0R_UKeVTVQGcRK7Bju-k9Mg=&docid=Z2hdU3xkcVk2BM&sa=X&ei=94PLUdPHOeq5iwLpioCICQ&ved=0CDMQ9QEwAQ&dur=335) ---
**Author:** ![andy569](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/andy569/32/1256_2.png) [@andy569](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/andy569)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 3:23am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647/9 "2013-06-27T03:23:50Z")
1… If your 7 you have too much time on your hands… Aint nobody got time fo dat ---
**Author:** ![Lordchootapa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lordchootapa](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Lordchootapa)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647/10 "2013-06-27T03:28:27Z")
2 ---
**Author:** ![augmentedloyalty](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/augmentedloyalty/32/1218_2.png) [@augmentedloyalty](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/augmentedloyalty)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647/11 "2013-06-27T06:32:34Z")
Nighttime with Finn and jack is weird. ---
**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647/12 "2013-06-27T17:52:51Z")
Oh she’s not here- wait… No…NO! _pop balloon_ AAAA! I’VE BEEN SHOT! - drop phone \* Hang up. ---
**Author:** ![aznnboyaZ](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/aznnboyaz/32/651830_2.png) [@aznnboyaZ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/aznnboyaZ)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647/13 "2013-06-27T20:23:32Z")
I would do number 7 “Hey, My mom is rubbing cabbages on my dads back, can you call back later?” ---
**Author:** ![yoyospirit](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyospirit/32/219875_2.png) [@yoyospirit](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyospirit)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/probably-the-most-random-thing-u-will-read-today/55647/14 "2013-06-27T20:25:52Z")
#8 Don’t pick up the phone.