# Pls read this **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [July 11, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358 "2013-07-11T01:56:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![themaddoughnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/57b2e6/32.png) [@themaddoughnut](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/themaddoughnut)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/1 "2013-07-11T01:56:45Z")
I bet 99% of you won’t read this, but I’ll thank the 1% that does every day. My whole life I wanted to be a banana. Everyday I practice peeling, and being yellow, but only until recently have I felt like I really can be a banana. My family supports me, but I feel it’s not enough. Sometimes I sit in the fruit bowl for hours on end slightly curved. All I ask is that you share my post and tell your friends, because one day you’ll see me on the news as that banana. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![crazyshanky2](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/crazyshanky2/32/1340_2.png) [@crazyshanky2](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/crazyshanky2)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 2:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/2 "2013-07-11T02:06:16Z")
I read it. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/3 "2013-07-11T02:09:24Z")
Thank you for making my night. ---
**Author:** ![yoyo143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo143/32/1384_2.png) [@yoyo143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo143)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/4 "2013-07-11T02:13:10Z")
I respect you man. Being a banana is in everybodys bucket list, but none of us ever get to do it, good luck “brah” ← (read my post? Lol), ---
**Author:** ![andy569](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/andy569/32/1256_2.png) [@andy569](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/andy569)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/5 "2013-07-12T03:20:21Z")
I’ll see youn the news bud 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jake\_Elliott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@Jake\_Elliott](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Jake_Elliott)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/6 "2013-07-12T03:26:24Z")
I’m very sorry to say this, but I think that your efforts to become a banana may be… fruitile… I’ll see myself out now. ---
**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/7 "2013-07-12T03:30:03Z")
So beautiful man [](http://i1325.photobucket.com/albums/u638/Leinadyoyoer/bobobo_zpsb6848553.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Logi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/logi/32/7932_2.png) [@Logi](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Logi)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/8 "2013-07-12T03:46:29Z")
I’m allergic to bananas. ---
**Author:** ![irdaprez](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/irdaprez/32/217_2.png) [@irdaprez](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/irdaprez)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 3:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/9 "2013-07-12T03:48:54Z")
Is there some reason why half of the posts seemed to have disappeared? ---
**Author:** ![Logi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/logi/32/7932_2.png) [@Logi](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Logi)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 3:50am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/10 "2013-07-12T03:50:41Z")
> [@irdaprez](#): > > Is there some reason why half of the posts seemed to have disappeared? [http://yoyoexpert.com/forums/index.php/topic,63520.0/topicseen.html](http://yoyoexpert.com/forums/index.php/topic,63520.0/topicseen.html) :‘( :’( :‘( :’( :‘( :’( ---
**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/11 "2013-07-12T14:28:15Z")
Bro, your doing it all wrong. For one to become a banana, you must do the same dance move (the bounce as I call it) and sing a song while your at it, it goes some what like this: “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! WE EH WE EH POTATO TATO! PEANUT BETTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WON A BASEBALL BAT! HEY!” And then I forgot the rest, but you get an idea. ---
**Author:** ![Noonar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/noonar/32/1244_2.png) [@Noonar](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Noonar)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/12 "2013-07-12T20:03:40Z")
Such a touching story. ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/9/9/8/9981203385c78c87b8088c3516265b2f318cd6f5.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![GambinoGirl14](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gambinogirl14/32/1224_2.png) [@GambinoGirl14](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GambinoGirl14)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 3:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/13 "2013-07-13T03:31:27Z")
I thought this was about him possibly quitting, but bananas are way more important. ---
**Author:** ![Logi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/logi/32/7932_2.png) [@Logi](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Logi)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/14 "2013-07-13T04:15:01Z")
> [@iYoyo58](#): > > Bro, your doing it all wrong. For one to become a banana, you must do the same dance move (the bounce as I call it) and sing a song while your at it, it goes some what like this: > > “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! > PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! > WE EH WE EH POTATO TATO! > PEANUT BETTER JELLY > PEANUT BUTTER JELLY > PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WON A BASEBALL BAT! HEY!” And then I forgot the rest, but you get an idea. I’m allergic to peanuts too. ---
**Author:** ![yoyo143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo143/32/1384_2.png) [@yoyo143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo143)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pls-read-this/56358/15 "2013-07-13T07:38:34Z")
> [@UlmerIsANerd](#): > > I thought this was about him possibly quitting, but bananas are way more important. Duh!