# Pick-Up lines! **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [November 10, 2012, 4:37am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022 "2012-11-10T04:37:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/23 "2012-11-10T16:12:35Z")
> [@BanjoSpins](#): > > > [@offstring-stewart](#): > > > > > [@BanjoSpins](#): > > > > > > Wait a minute here, where did this BanjoSpins quote come from with something I never said? > > > > Lol…I did it on purpose it was me, the Butler! I did it. > > Oh, I knew it was you alright. > > Offstring, in the forum auditorium with the SuperNova. Uh-oh… good luck back there, stewart-boy! ---
**Author:** ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/24 "2012-11-10T16:15:47Z")
> [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](#): > > > [@BanjoSpins](#): > > > > > [@offstring-stewart](#): > > > > > > > [@BanjoSpins](#): > > > > > > > > Wait a minute here, where did this BanjoSpins quote come from with something I never said? > > > > > > Lol…I did it on purpose it was me, the Butler! I did it. > > > > Oh, I knew it was you alright. > > > > Offstring, in the forum auditorium with the SuperNova. > > Uh-oh… good luck back there, stewart-boy! What’s so super about you? I can’t see much to call even remotely above average. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/big_yoyo/32/1032_2.png) [@Big\_Yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Big_Yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/25 "2012-11-10T20:12:17Z")
Guy: Talk to the girl about school Girl: Talks about school Guy: Bring up something about grades Girl: Talks about her grades Guy: I guess you’re pretty smart Girl: No (if she says yeah it doesn’t matter) Guy: Wait, no you aren’t Girl: What?!? Guy: You’re pretty and smart Girl: _Melts in your arms_ Works like a charm everytime. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/26 "2012-11-10T20:22:16Z")
> [@Big\_Yoyo](#): > > Guy: Talk to the girl about school > > Girl: Talks about school > > Guy: Bring up something about grades > > Girl: Talks about her grades > > Guy: I guess you’re pretty smart > > Girl: No (if she says yeah it doesn’t matter) > > Guy: Wait, no you aren’t > > Girl: What?!? > > Guy: You’re pretty and smart > > Girl: _Melts in your arms_ > > Works like a charm everytime. I AM SO USING THAT. ---
**Author:** ![DrAwesome](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/drawesome/32/1139_2.png) [@DrAwesome](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DrAwesome)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/27 "2012-11-10T20:55:08Z")
I’m a fermata, hold me. Works every time as long as they understand music. ---
**Author:** ![SuperSnSProductions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@SuperSnSProductions](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SuperSnSProductions)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 12:41am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/28 "2012-11-14T00:41:12Z")
> [@BanjoSpins](#): > > Wait a minute here, where did this BanjoSpins quote come from? That was quite the forum party last night I can’t remember a thing. Happens to the best of us. ---
**Author:** ![GambinoGirl14](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gambinogirl14/32/1224_2.png) [@GambinoGirl14](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GambinoGirl14)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 12:55am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/29 "2012-11-14T00:55:33Z")
> [@DrAwesome](#): > > I’m a fermata, hold me. > > Works every time as long as they understand music. My worst pick-up line (I’m a girl) The guy has a guitar and a pick and hands them to the girl Girl: I don’t need them Guy: Why? Girl: I picked you out already ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 12:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/30 "2012-11-14T00:56:33Z")
> [@GambinoGirl14](#): > > > [@DrAwesome](#): > > > > I’m a fermata, hold me. > > > > Works every time as long as they understand music. > > My worst pick-up line (I’m a girl) The guy has a guitar and a pick and hands them to the girl > Girl: I don’t need them > Guy: Why? > Girl: I picked you out already That’s horrible… ---
**Author:** ![GambinoGirl14](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gambinogirl14/32/1224_2.png) [@GambinoGirl14](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GambinoGirl14)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 12:59am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/31 "2012-11-14T00:59:54Z")
> [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](#): > > > [@GambinoGirl14](#): > > > > > [@DrAwesome](#): > > > > > > I’m a fermata, hold me. > > > > > > Works every time as long as they understand music. > > > > My worst pick-up line (I’m a girl) The guy has a guitar and a pick and hands them to the girl > > Girl: I don’t need them > > Guy: Why? > > Girl: I picked you out already > > That’s horrible… No wonder it didn’t work with _I’m not saying who it is_ ---
**Author:** ![SR1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sr1/32/104603_2.png) [@SR1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SR1)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 1:01am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/32 "2012-11-14T01:01:12Z")
Saw this on Reddit today. ---
**Author:** ![GambinoGirl14](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gambinogirl14/32/1224_2.png) [@GambinoGirl14](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GambinoGirl14)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 1:02am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/33 "2012-11-14T01:02:44Z")
> [@SR1](#): > > Saw this on Reddit today. Oh Spock, the lady killer… ---
**Author:** ![Hippo\_Samurai](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hippo_samurai/32/1058_2.png) [@Hippo\_Samurai](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hippo_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 1:02am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/34 "2012-11-14T01:02:50Z")
I’ve scored some ladies in my time using just these two: “If you were a booger, I’d pick you.” “Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.” ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 1:03am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/35 "2012-11-14T01:03:29Z")
> [@SR1](#): > > Saw this on Reddit today. lol. ---
**Author:** ![GambinoGirl14](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gambinogirl14/32/1224_2.png) [@GambinoGirl14](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GambinoGirl14)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/36 "2012-11-14T01:05:56Z")
> [@Hippo\_Samurai](#): > > I’ve scored some ladies in my time using just these two: > “If you were a booger, I’d pick you.” > “Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.” Yeah,the guy I used that with is now currently ignoring me, because we have issues… ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/37 "2012-11-14T01:11:24Z")
> [@Hippo\_Samurai](#): > > I’ve scored some ladies in my time using just these two: > “If you were a booger, I’d pick you.” > “Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.” [http://c.cslacker.com/2974l.jpg](http://c.cslacker.com/2974l.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/big_yoyo/32/1032_2.png) [@Big\_Yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Big_Yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/38 "2012-11-14T01:48:04Z")
> [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](#): > > > [@Big\_Yoyo](#): > > > > Guy: Talk to the girl about school > > > > Girl: Talks about school > > > > Guy: Bring up something about grades > > > > Girl: Talks about her grades > > > > Guy: I guess you’re pretty smart > > > > Girl: No (if she says yeah it doesn’t matter) > > > > Guy: Wait, no you aren’t > > > > Girl: What?!? > > > > Guy: You’re pretty and smart > > > > Girl: _Melts in your arms_ > > > > Works like a charm everytime. > > I AM SO USING THAT. Dude, the ladies love it. Best one in my book. ---
**Author:** ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 4:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/39 "2012-11-14T04:22:15Z")
How about some yoyo themed break-off lines? -Come back to my place and I’ll show you something that goes up and down. -Are you sure? It’ll get complicated between us because I have a lot of strings attached. -You must be from General Yo because you have such a bad–s. -Oh no, I’m not a stalker, but I own one. -Your facade is like the first gen Freq. Wave; it needs to be splashed. -For you? I’ll show you an object that stays down longer than previously thought. Tell me if you understood any. ---
**Author:** ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 4:30am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/40 "2012-11-14T04:30:29Z")
> [@koenigseggfire](#): > > How about some yoyo themed break-off lines? > > -Come back to my place and I’ll show you something that goes up and down. > > -Are you sure? It’ll get complicated between us because I have a lot of strings attached. > > -You must be from General Yo because you have such a bad–s. > > -Oh no, I’m not a stalker, but I own one. > > -Your facade is like the first gen Freq. Wave; it needs to be splashed. > > -For you? I’ll show you an object that stays down longer than previously thought. > > Tell me if you understood any. All of those are great for yo-yo ladies…lol ---
**Author:** ![GambinoGirl14](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gambinogirl14/32/1224_2.png) [@GambinoGirl14](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GambinoGirl14)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/42 "2012-11-14T11:46:13Z")
> [@anon67192410](#): > > Hey girl, if you give me a chance, I promise you that I’ll be less lame than this blazing teens commercial [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGnR0YuHtLo&feature=related](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGnR0YuHtLo&feature=related) That was lame, but I already got my eye on someone else …sorry bout that ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/big_yoyo/32/1032_2.png) [@Big\_Yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Big_Yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022/43 "2012-11-14T12:28:18Z")
> [@offstring-stewart](#): > > > [@koenigseggfire](#): > > > > How about some yoyo themed break-off lines? > > > > -Come back to my place and I’ll show you something that goes up and down. > > > > -Are you sure? It’ll get complicated between us because I have a lot of strings attached. > > > > -You must be from General Yo because you have such a bad–s. > > > > -Oh no, I’m not a stalker, but I own one. > > > > -Your facade is like the first gen Freq. Wave; it needs to be splashed. > > > > -For you? I’ll show you an object that stays down longer than previously thought. > > > > Tell me if you understood any. > > All of those are great for yo-yo ladies…lol Or turning regular ladies away Sent From My ICS Eatin’ Optimus V [Previous page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/pick-up-lines/45022.md?page=3)