# Monty Python and the Holy Grail thread

**URL:** <https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346>\
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion\
**Created:** [February 29, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346 "2012-02-29T21:08:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![zerrubabbel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zerrubabbel/32/592_2.png) [@zerrubabbel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/zerrubabbel)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/21 "2012-03-01T17:52:27Z")

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> [@NintendoYo](#):
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> > [@I6ify](#):
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> > Spamalot \> Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
> > 
> > Also, I feel sorry for anyone who hasn’t seen all the other Monty Python sketches.
> > 
> > Now, this thread is getting far too silly…
> 
> No, no no, nothing beats the holy hand grenade.  
> Except man-eating rabbits. :wink:

man eating Rabbits!!! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player\_embedded&v=9Od92391upY](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9Od92391upY)

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**Author:** ![NintendoYo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecccb3/32.png) [@NintendoYo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NintendoYo)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2012, 11:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/22 "2012-03-01T23:37:10Z")

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Where did you get that coconut?

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**Author:** ![Yo-Yo\_Penguin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yo-yo_penguin/32/632_2.png) [@Yo-Yo\_Penguin](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yo-Yo_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2012, 11:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/23 "2012-03-01T23:39:48Z")

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> [@I6ify](#):
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> > [@jhb8426](#):
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> > It’s just a flesh wound.
> 
> I’ve 'ad worse!

'tis but a scratch!

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**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/24 "2012-03-02T02:14:09Z")

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> [@NintendoYo](#):
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> Where did you get that coconut?

The coconut’s a tropical fruit!! Were in a temperate zone!!

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**Author:** ![LongShot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/longshot/32/938_2.png) [@LongShot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LongShot)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/25 "2012-03-02T21:47:37Z")

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Can’t I just have a little peril?

No,no. It is too perilous.

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**Author:** ![Canadian\_Caribou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a183cd/32.png) [@Canadian\_Caribou](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Canadian_Caribou)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/26 "2012-03-02T22:17:48Z")

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She weighs as much as a duck. She’s a witch!! ✨✨🌟:fire:

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**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/27 "2012-03-02T22:35:31Z")

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Pie lesu domine _Smack!_  
Dona eis requiem _Smack!_

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**Author:** ![hallelu-yo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7c8e57/32.png) [@hallelu-yo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/hallelu-yo)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/28 "2012-03-03T02:38:07Z")

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What is the air speed capacity of an unmaiden swollow?

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**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/29 "2012-03-03T02:56:59Z")

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> [@hallelu-yo](#):
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> What is the air speed capacity of an unmaiden swollow?

Would that be an African Swollow or a European Swollow?

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**Author:** ![LongShot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/longshot/32/938_2.png) [@LongShot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LongShot)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 4:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/30 "2012-03-03T04:48:57Z")

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Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/31 "2012-03-03T15:07:02Z")

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> [@LongShot](#):
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> Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Strange woman goin’ ‘round distributin’ swords in no basis for a system of government.

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**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 1:24am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/32 "2012-03-04T01:24:28Z")

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I’ve got a tough question:“What floats?”

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**Author:** ![yoyoavenger](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoavenger/32/884_2.png) [@yoyoavenger](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoavenger)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/33 "2012-03-04T01:49:49Z")

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And then to animator suffered a fatal heart attack

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**Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/34 "2012-03-04T13:22:52Z")

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> [@clywsp94](#):
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> I’ve got a tough question:“What floats?”

Lead!!!..

Very small rocks!!..

…

A duck

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**Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/35 "2012-03-04T13:40:17Z")

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> [@WildCat23](#):
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> > [@clywsp94](#):
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> > I’ve got a tough question:“What floats?”
> 
> Lead!!!..
> 
> Very small rocks!!..
> 
> …
> 
> A duck

who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

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**Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/36 "2012-03-04T14:00:10Z")

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> [@Yo-Yo\_Penguin](#):
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> > [@WildCat23](#):
> >
> > > [@clywsp94](#):
> > >
> > > I’ve got a tough question:“What floats?”
> > 
> > Lead!!!..
> > 
> > Very small rocks!!..
> > 
> > …
> > 
> > A duck
> 
> who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

I am Arther, king of the Britins.

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**Author:** ![hallelu-yo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7c8e57/32.png) [@hallelu-yo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/hallelu-yo)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/37 "2012-03-04T14:14:46Z")

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> [@WildCat23](#):
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> > [@hallelu-yo](#):
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> > What is the air speed capacity of an unmaiden swollow?
> 
> Would that be an African Swollow or a European Swollow?

Well I don’t know that! _flys off bridge_

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**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/38 "2012-03-04T19:02:31Z")

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> [@WildCat23](#):
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> > [@Yo-Yo\_Penguin](#):
> >
> > > [@WildCat23](#):
> > >
> > > > [@clywsp94](#):
> > > >
> > > > I’ve got a tough question:“What floats?”
> > > 
> > > Lead!!!..
> > > 
> > > Very small rocks!!..
> > > 
> > > …
> > > 
> > > A duck
> > 
> > who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
> 
> I am Arther, king of the Britins.

You forgot gravy.

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**Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/39 "2012-03-04T20:43:39Z")

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> [@clywsp94](#):
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> > [@WildCat23](#):
> >
> > > [@Yo-Yo\_Penguin](#):
> > >
> > > > [@WildCat23](#):
> > > >
> > > > > [@clywsp94](#):
> > > > >
> > > > > I’ve got a tough question:“What floats?”
> > > > 
> > > > Lead!!!..
> > > > 
> > > > Very small rocks!!..
> > > > 
> > > > …
> > > > 
> > > > A duck
> > > 
> > > who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
> > 
> > I am Arther, king of the Britins.
> 
> You forgot gravy.

So… If she weighs the same as a duck then…?

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**Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-thread/35346/40 "2012-03-04T21:01:59Z")

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> [@WildCat23](#):
>
> > [@clywsp94](#):
> >
> > > [@WildCat23](#):
> > >
> > > > [@Yo-Yo\_Penguin](#):
> > > >
> > > > > [@WildCat23](#):
> > > > >
> > > > > > [@clywsp94](#):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I’ve got a tough question:“What floats?”
> > > > > 
> > > > > Lead!!!..
> > > > > 
> > > > > Very small rocks!!..
> > > > > 
> > > > > …
> > > > > 
> > > > > A duck
> > > > 
> > > > who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
> > > 
> > > I am Arther, king of the Britins.
> > 
> > You forgot gravy.
> 
> So… If she weighs the same as a duck then…?

She must be a witch!

[commence yelling, screaming, and cheering]

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