# Looking for Unknowns (Also known as @Hanker's Isotope Joke thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Buy / Sell / Trade\ **Created:** [September 14, 2021, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710 "2021-09-14T22:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 1:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/21 "2021-11-05T01:19:14Z")
**What’s an isotope’s favourite mathematical expression?** Poly-nomials. ---
**Author:** ![Niki](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/niki/32/191426_2.png) [@Niki](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Niki)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/22 "2021-11-07T09:27:13Z")
Also looking for SF SF! ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 2:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/23 "2021-11-10T02:18:27Z")
**What did the isotope say when it kept losing electrons?** I really need to keep an ion them. ---
**Author:** ![Niki](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/niki/32/191426_2.png) [@Niki](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Niki)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/24 "2021-11-14T20:08:11Z")
Bumpppp ---
**Author:** ![yoyo-man92](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo-man92/32/141682_2.png) [@yoyo-man92](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo-man92)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/25 "2021-11-14T20:59:30Z")
> [@Hanker](#): > > **Why are helium, curium and barium called the medical isotopes?** > > Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium! GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME :joy:🤣:joy:🤣 I’m legit dying and my wife is looking at me like she hates my face because she doesn’t get it 🤣:joy:🤣:joy: ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/26 "2021-11-15T00:25:23Z")
Thank you! Glad you like it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 12:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/27 "2021-11-18T00:35:15Z")
**What did the radioactive isotope say to the scientist?** Idk. I decay. ---
**Author:** ![Niki](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/niki/32/191426_2.png) [@Niki](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Niki)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2021, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/28 "2021-11-21T15:54:34Z")
I love how this post is slowly moving away from the original purpose… and I wanted to make a cool isotope joke too, but the best ones Argon. 🤦🏻‍♀️ ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2021, 12:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/29 "2021-11-22T00:47:28Z")
Nuuuuu I wanted to use that when I run out of isotope jokes. Here’s another: **I got some radiation on my shirt.** Now it's an isotop. ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2021, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/30 "2021-11-25T05:36:07Z")
**What do you call a radioactive isotope that loves to party?** The half life of the party. ---
**Author:** ![Pierre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d07c76/32.png) [@Pierre](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Pierre)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2021, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/31 "2021-11-25T07:22:47Z")
To vary a bit… What do you call a Mustang in Canada? A moose tang ! ---
**Author:** ![Pierre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d07c76/32.png) [@Pierre](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Pierre)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2021, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/32 "2021-11-25T07:23:59Z")
Why didn’t you buy a Mustang ? I couldn’t a Ford it ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 1:30am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/33 "2021-11-29T01:30:46Z")
**How many isotopes do you have?** God, you're always overreacting. ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 12:24am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/34 "2021-12-02T00:24:58Z")
**I’m getting tired of my relationship with carbon isotopes. It’s too complicated.** Time to give up carbon dating. ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/35 "2021-12-07T09:58:04Z")
**Can a physicist read the periodic table?** Isotope so. ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2021, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/36 "2021-12-12T08:06:07Z")
**Do particles with multiple helium isotopes have mass?** Only the Catholic ones! ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2021, 4:17am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/37 "2021-12-15T04:17:59Z")
![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/d/c/7/dc745cc6fec1e02ce6efe0664479efff798fba57.png) I would write another isotope joke but all of the good ones Argon. ---
**Author:** ![Ajolivarez](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ajolivarez/32/75204_2.png) [@Ajolivarez](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Ajolivarez)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2021, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/38 "2021-12-21T23:08:23Z")
Damn, that’s a heck of a wants list on the Unknown side​:black\_heart:🖤🖤 Good choices. Would those complete the set for you? @Niki ---
**Author:** ![Niki](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/niki/32/191426_2.png) [@Niki](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Niki)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2021, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/39 "2021-12-21T23:48:04Z")
Hahahaha it’s super long since I got into collecting Unknowns pretty late! And yep, if I manage to get them they’ll complete the set ^^ ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710/40 "2021-12-28T05:36:56Z")
Psych! Here’s the last isotope joke I have: **Why can’t you trust isotopes?** Because they make up everything. Someone get her an Isotope 2! [Previous page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/looking-for-unknowns-also-known-as-hankers-isotope-joke-thread/344710.md?page=3)