# Lets write a story

**URL:** <https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498>\
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion\
**Created:** [January 1, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498 "2013-01-01T20:59:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/21 "2013-01-01T23:38:51Z")

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Quinn left the house and ran away.

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 11:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/22 "2013-01-01T23:41:46Z")

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and ran into none other than the jealous frankfurter.

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**Author:** ![yoyoavenger](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoavenger/32/884_2.png) [@yoyoavenger](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoavenger)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 11:44pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/23 "2013-01-01T23:44:01Z")

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> [@WildCat23](#):
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> Quinn left the house and ran away.

Quinn met a curious fellow by the name of Church. Church is the Epsilon unit, a fragment of the A.I. Alpha. Alpha is the real church. Epsilon is another version of Church. Church is the Director. The Director loves Tex. Tex is Beta, also a fragment of Alpha. She embodies failure. The Director endlessly tries to make Beta, or Tex, aka Allison, perfect. In the end he dies endlessly watching a video of Tex Allison or Beta. Church, or Epsilon, or Alpha, has a friends named caboose. Caboose lacks intelligence. One day Caboose went to the general store to buy head light fluid when…

You are my friend if you got all of the RvB references. Especially the headlight fluid bit.

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**Author:** ![TacSpeed](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/tacspeed/32/1286_2.png) [@TacSpeed](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TacSpeed)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 11:45pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/24 "2013-01-01T23:45:25Z")

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Suddenly the dancing banana came along and started destroying the world by stompin around and dancing so hard the core of the earth shook and the earth’s spiral around the sun became disoriented.

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**Author:** ![yoyoavenger](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoavenger/32/884_2.png) [@yoyoavenger](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoavenger)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/25 "2013-01-01T23:46:27Z")

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> [@TacSpeed](#):
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> Suddenly the dancing banana came along and started destroying the world by stompin around and dancing so hard the core of the earth shook and the earth’s spiral around the sun became disoriented.

So the sun took an Advil for its headache.

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**Author:** ![TacSpeed](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/tacspeed/32/1286_2.png) [@TacSpeed](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TacSpeed)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/26 "2013-01-01T23:58:21Z")

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Suddenly the earth started spiraling closer and closer to the sun on it’s disoriented path that all the peeps on earth were sweating every day…

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**Author:** ![GambinoGirl14](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gambinogirl14/32/1224_2.png) [@GambinoGirl14](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GambinoGirl14)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/27 "2013-01-02T01:20:51Z")

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And then people started to spontaneously combustion, and Steve realized this and ran for help

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**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/28 "2013-01-02T01:32:11Z")

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Ge ran to get help from a local Martian named Fred who was a mechanic so he could…

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**Author:** ![Maddog8011](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/maddog8011/32/41713_2.png) [@Maddog8011](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Maddog8011)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 1:42am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/29 "2013-01-02T01:42:29Z")

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Create a giant laser that could shoot the Earth back into orbit, but then he realized that it would need so much nuclear energy it would destroy the earth anyway…

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**Author:** ![GambinoGirl14](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gambinogirl14/32/1224_2.png) [@GambinoGirl14](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GambinoGirl14)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/30 "2013-01-02T01:48:03Z")

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So he destroyed it and went back to the drawing board  
(Does anyone think that this Steve is a bit suspicious? )

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**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/31 "2013-01-02T02:03:55Z")

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So he decided to screw NASAs research and build a home in mars anyway to…

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**Author:** ![supbreh1234](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/supbreh1234/32/1131_2.png) [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 2:38am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/32 "2013-01-02T02:38:44Z")

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die. THE END!

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**Author:** ![Yonut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Yonut](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yonut)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/33 "2013-01-02T03:08:06Z")

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Okay, new story.

Once upon a time, Yonut was…

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**Author:** ![Diskroll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/53a042/32.png) [@Diskroll](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Diskroll)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 4:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/34 "2013-01-02T04:26:42Z")

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… taking his midnight jog when all of a sudden, a bright green light flashed in front of him.

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**Author:** ![Logi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/logi/32/7932_2.png) [@Logi](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Logi)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 4:28am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/35 "2013-01-02T04:28:10Z")

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It was a UFO that sucked him up and…

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**Author:** ![GambinoGirl14](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gambinogirl14/32/1224_2.png) [@GambinoGirl14](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GambinoGirl14)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 4:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/36 "2013-01-02T04:29:15Z")

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Turned out to be the Green Lantern corps(I love my comics) and they asked him to join

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**Author:** ![Diskroll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/53a042/32.png) [@Diskroll](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Diskroll)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 4:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/37 "2013-01-02T04:31:26Z")

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They needed to use his yoyoing powers to save a planet in danger of losing its spin.

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**Author:** ![yoyoripp](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoripp/32/1079_2.png) [@yoyoripp](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoripp)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 4:36am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/38 "2013-01-02T04:36:51Z")

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But he couldn’t do it without the squidtenticular powers of Squid Girl.

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**Author:** ![TacSpeed](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/tacspeed/32/1286_2.png) [@TacSpeed](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TacSpeed)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 4:45am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/39 "2013-01-02T04:45:11Z")

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And the trusty help of Squid Girl’s Magical Merlin kitten who liked to sleep on her head.

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**Author:** ![Diskroll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/53a042/32.png) [@Diskroll](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Diskroll)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/lets-write-a-story/47498/40 "2013-01-02T05:02:11Z")

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So he met up with her at the local McDonald’s.

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