(Mitch) #2

Why do you make every thing a poll? Just currious…

A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
“How much will that be?” asks the neutron.
“For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge”

Get it? Because neutrons… aha!!!

Made my science teacher laugh…


Knock Knock…


Come in!

(Raphael) #5

how do you get kicked of cnn? Yoyo in the no spin Zone… made that up myself :stuck_out_tongue:




he probably doesnt know there is also a start a topic button which is the same but with out the poll


What’s a Cheerleader’s favorite candy?

(Zer0) #9







I recall I posted that sometime in the past.


A Mommy bird a Daddy bird and a baby bird were getting ready to migrate. The Daddy bird said my instincts tell me to go north, the Mommy bird said my instincts tell me to go south, the baby bird said my end stinks too but it dose not tell me where to go! LOL :smiley:

(Runez4lyf) #14

Pupil: Teacher, teacher, would you tell me off for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good 'cos I didn’t do my HomeWork.


No, its just a very common joke.


How do you get down from an elephant?

you dont, silly, you get it from a duck! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :slight_smile:


Lol, that’s good. Here’s mine.

A man walks into bar a sits down.
The bartender says, “what will 'ya have?”.
The man says, “what do 'ya recomened?”
The bartender says, “how about a grasshopper?”
The man says, “never heard of it. But I’ll try it”.
On his way home, the man happens to spot a grasshopper on the sidewalk.
He says to the grasshopper, “did you know there’s a drink named after you?”
The grasshopper says, “oh, so there’s a drink named Erwin?”


Here’s another.

There’s two eggs frying on a pan.
One egg turns over and says, " oh my god, it’s so hot in here. I’m dying, help."
Then the other egg says, “oh my god, it’s a talking egg!”



what do you call a baby on the beach with no arms and no legs?