# Jokes (merged) **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [September 17, 2013, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306 "2013-09-17T21:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mrjackthepoodle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mrjackthepoodle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mrjackthepoodle)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 12:57am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/61 "2014-12-29T00:57:15Z")
think…^^^ ---
**Author:** ![MikeEff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@MikeEff](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MikeEff)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/62 "2014-12-29T09:03:56Z")
Told to me by one of my 6th graders… When you’re sprinting to the bathroom, you’re a Russian. Once you get there, European. ---
**Author:** ![Zort\_Commander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zort\_Commander](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zort_Commander)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/63 "2014-12-29T12:49:38Z")
2 dudes walk into a Bar …and another You’d think the third one wouldn’t make the same mistake ---
**Author:** ![Philip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Philip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Philip)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/64 "2014-12-29T19:18:37Z")
> [@Anthony](#): > > Chuck Norris kills an army of 10,000 men with two bullets in hid gun. The first shot was a warning. > > Chuck Norris killed an army of 500 men with a grenade. Then he threw it. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Giraffes are horses that Chuck Norris kicked in the chin. ---
**Author:** ![stuarttw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@stuarttw](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stuarttw)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2015, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/65 "2015-01-02T20:03:54Z")
If home is where the heart is, then every student is homeschooled. ---
**Author:** ![Padawan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df788c/32.png) [@Padawan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Padawan)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 4:02am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/66 "2015-01-03T04:02:26Z")
> [@Zorro](#): > > Okay, here is another one: > > Hickory ■■■■■■■ dock > The mouse ran up the clock > The clock struck one > And the others escaped with minor injuries Haha! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Degil](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/degil/32/262741_2.png) [@Degil](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Degil)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/67 "2015-01-11T22:57:02Z")
My life is a pretty big joke. It’s funny, is changed by many people, and it’s short… Except for that last part ---
**Author:** ![reefguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/reefguy/32/1555_2.png) [@reefguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/reefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/68 "2015-01-16T15:52:23Z")
An ion walls into a bar and orders a drink. Noticing that the ion looks a bit off, the bartender asks, "what’s wrong, buddy? ". “I’ve lost an electron,” replys the ion. “That sounds serious. Are you sure?” The bartender asks… “Dude, I’m positive.” ---
**Author:** ![reefguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/reefguy/32/1555_2.png) [@reefguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/reefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/69 "2015-01-16T19:07:55Z")
How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg. ---
**Author:** ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/70 "2015-01-16T21:57:08Z")
> [@reefguy](#): > > How do you think the unthinkable? That hurts… ---
**Author:** ![Philip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Philip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Philip)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 12:08am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/71 "2015-01-19T00:08:41Z")
> [@reefguy](#): > > How do you think the unthinkable? > > With an ithberg. I’ve tried this on about 15 people this weekend, and only one person got it without explanation. ---
**Author:** ![stuarttw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@stuarttw](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stuarttw)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 12:28am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/72 "2015-01-19T00:28:40Z")
> [@Philip](#): > > I’ve tried this on about 15 people this weekend, and only one person got it without explanation. was that me? ---
**Author:** ![Steven](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/steven/32/1502_2.png) [@Steven](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Steven)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/73 "2015-01-19T00:35:12Z")
> [@reefguy](#): > > How do you think the unthinkable? > > With an ithberg. _Claps slowly_ That took me 5 minutes to get. Props. ---
**Author:** ![Philip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Philip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Philip)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/74 "2015-01-19T02:27:10Z")
> [@stuarttw](#): > > was that me? No. ---
**Author:** ![LeftyLink](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/leftylink/32/1321_2.png) [@LeftyLink](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LeftyLink)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 2:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/75 "2015-01-19T02:29:45Z")
> [@reefguy](#): > > How do you think the unthinkable? > > With an ithberg. Too thoon man…too thoon ---
**Author:** ![888victini](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/888victini/32/1435_2.png) [@888victini](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/888victini)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 3:23am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/76 "2015-01-19T03:23:07Z")
chuck Norris once got bitten by a rattlesnake. after three days of unrelenting pain…the snake died chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table…because he only believes in the element of surprise If you have three apples and five oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Zorro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zorro/32/206266_2.png) [@Zorro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zorro)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/77 "2015-01-20T15:55:57Z")
> [@Philip](#): > > I’ve tried this on about 15 people this weekend, and only one person got it without explanation. Please explain it ---
**Author:** ![Zorro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zorro/32/206266_2.png) [@Zorro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zorro)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/78 "2015-01-20T15:59:42Z")
> [@LeftyLink](#): > > Too thoon man…too thoon Oh… now I get it. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![reefguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/reefguy/32/1555_2.png) [@reefguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/reefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/79 "2015-01-22T15:47:52Z")
A hot blonde walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre. The bartender gave it to her. ---
**Author:** ![reefguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/reefguy/32/1555_2.png) [@reefguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/reefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/80 "2015-01-22T15:48:57Z")
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