# Jokes (merged) **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [September 17, 2013, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306 "2013-09-17T21:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![akka0710](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb8c5e/32.png) [@akka0710](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/akka0710)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2014, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/41 "2014-11-30T05:54:21Z")
chuck norris threw a grenade. It killed 124 people. then it exploded ---
**Author:** ![Erik\_kerber](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/erik_kerber/32/7939_2.png) [@Erik\_kerber](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Erik_kerber)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2014, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/42 "2014-11-30T18:52:48Z")
> [@akka0710](#): > > chuck norris threw a grenade. > It killed 124 people. > then it exploded LOL ---
**Author:** ![MikeEff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@MikeEff](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MikeEff)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/43 "2014-11-30T20:28:15Z")
This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. ---
**Author:** ![YoyoGeezer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyogeezer/32/755_2.png) [@YoyoGeezer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoGeezer)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2014, 4:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/44 "2014-12-08T04:53:08Z")
I you are an American in the Kitchen; what are you in the bathroom? … European. What do you call a dog with steel balls? … Sparky. ---
**Author:** ![Mrjackthepoodle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mrjackthepoodle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mrjackthepoodle)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/45 "2014-12-12T15:40:47Z")
How do you make lady gaga cry? Poker face ---
**Author:** ![Hawmy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hawmy/32/1426_2.png) [@Hawmy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hawmy)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2014, 12:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/46 "2014-12-14T00:39:56Z")
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A Brick. What are the similarities between a human and a tree? They both fall down when they get hit by and axe. Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread. ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2014, 4:54am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/47 "2014-12-14T04:54:09Z")
Where did Lucy go during the bombing? Everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 10:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/48 "2014-12-17T22:55:17Z")
> [@GrandMaster](#): > > So there was this farmer… > Get it? Yeah, we get it. Now do you get the reason it was removed the first time? ---
**Author:** ![yoyoboy224](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/f14d63/32.png) [@yoyoboy224](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoboy224)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 11:25pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/49 "2014-12-17T23:25:59Z")
> [@WildCat23](#): > > Where did Lucy go during the bombing? > > Everywhere. That’s terrible lol… ---
**Author:** ![Degil](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/degil/32/262741_2.png) [@Degil](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Degil)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/50 "2014-12-18T01:53:11Z")
A blonde walked into a BAR, everyone else walked around it ---
**Author:** ![888victini](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/888victini/32/1435_2.png) [@888victini](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/888victini)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/51 "2014-12-18T01:55:30Z")
adding on to what Wildcat said… Me: Knock knock Some person:whos there? Me: not lucy sry, i had to XP 😛 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Erik\_kerber](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/erik_kerber/32/7939_2.png) [@Erik\_kerber](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Erik_kerber)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/52 "2014-12-18T02:50:59Z")
> [@jhb8426](#): > > Yeah, we get it. Now do you get the reason it was removed the first time? Oh I get it now! that’s a bad joke thank you for removing it good sir ---
**Author:** ![Zorro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zorro/32/206266_2.png) [@Zorro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zorro)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/53 "2014-12-18T14:45:10Z")
> [@Degil](#): > > A blonde walked into a BAR, everyone else walked around it That reminds me of… “A guy walks into a bar and says ‘OUCH’” ---
**Author:** ![Erik\_kerber](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/erik_kerber/32/7939_2.png) [@Erik\_kerber](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Erik_kerber)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/54 "2014-12-18T14:46:28Z")
> [@Zorro](#): > > That reminds me of… > > “A guy walks into a bar and says ‘OUCH’” Yea Lol 😃 ---
**Author:** ![888victini](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/888victini/32/1435_2.png) [@888victini](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/888victini)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/55 "2014-12-18T18:56:32Z")
what do a duck and a bike have in common? they both have handlebars…exept for the duck ---
**Author:** ![Zorro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zorro/32/206266_2.png) [@Zorro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zorro)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/56 "2014-12-18T20:23:15Z")
Hickory ■■■■■■■ Dock The mice ran up the clock The clock struck one and the others escaped with minor injuries ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/anthony/32/1385_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/57 "2014-12-21T19:32:02Z")
A little girl tells her dad “Dad I’m cold.”, and the dad happens to be a math teacher and tells her to go stand in the corner, but why? Because the corner is 90 degrees! Ba Dum Tiss ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/anthony/32/1385_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/58 "2014-12-21T19:38:43Z")
Chuck Norris kills an army of 10,000 men with two bullets in hid gun. The first shot was a warning. Chuck Norris killed an army of 500 men with a grenade. Then he threw it. ---
**Author:** ![yoyoavenger](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoavenger/32/884_2.png) [@yoyoavenger](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoavenger)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/59 "2014-12-28T17:28:06Z")
When walking around streets, take the hypotenuse and save the legs. ---
**Author:** ![BanjoSpins](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/banjospins/32/704_2.png) [@BanjoSpins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/BanjoSpins)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/60 "2014-12-28T20:44:23Z")
> [@yoyoavenger](#): > > When walking around streets, take the hypotenuse and save the legs. Okay Adam, you esoteric humor smarty pants. I goggled “hypotenuse” which lead me to a website entitled “Hypotenuse Leg Theorem” which only left me in a uncomfortably humbling state of complete confusion. I dislike feeling like the young people on these forums are much smarter than I. I really hate it when you unequivocally prove it empirically. :-[ Jokes thread?… Look Spot, ol’ Banjo’s the joke. [Previous page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306.md?page=4)