# Jokes (merged) **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [September 17, 2013, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306 "2013-09-17T21:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zorro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zorro/32/206266_2.png) [@Zorro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zorro)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/1 "2013-09-17T21:26:56Z")
First off, please do not think that this is a “Yoyo jokes” thread and I am copying. I sort of am but not like that. This is the place where you can post all of your non-yoyo related jokes. Have at it. I’ll start with: Q. Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? A. They wouldn’t stop cheering “bach, bach, bach!” Your turn. ---
**Author:** ![Zorro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zorro/32/206266_2.png) [@Zorro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zorro)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/2 "2013-09-19T12:23:41Z")
Okay, here is another one: Hickory ■■■■■■■ dock The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one And the others escaped with minor injuries ---
**Author:** ![n01mportant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/48db29/32.png) [@n01mportant](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/n01mportant)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/3 "2013-09-19T14:04:57Z")
What’s beethovens favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na. ---
**Author:** ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/4 "2013-09-21T02:03:41Z")
How many people with alzheimer’s does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side. ---
**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/5 "2013-09-21T03:08:53Z")
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have… THE GUTS!! Hahahahahaha, thank you, thank you. I’ll e here all week! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zorro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zorro/32/206266_2.png) [@Zorro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zorro)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 12:43am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/6 "2014-11-09T00:43:05Z")
THE OFFICIAL JOKE POST!!! Post any jokes you find funny and entertaining. Let’s keep it clean though. ---
**Author:** ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 3:00am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/7 "2014-11-09T03:00:34Z")
How to catch a bear… First you dig a deep hole. Then you fill it with ashes. Next you take a can of peas and line them around the edge of the hole. Then when a bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole. ---
**Author:** ![modman10](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/modman10/32/874_2.png) [@modman10](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/modman10)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/8 "2014-11-09T03:06:42Z")
Woah, jbh, I did not know you had that in you. ---
**Author:** ![Erik\_kerber](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/erik_kerber/32/7939_2.png) [@Erik\_kerber](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Erik_kerber)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 3:12am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/9 "2014-11-09T03:12:32Z")
> [@jhb8426](#): > > How to catch a bear… > > First you dig a deep hole. Then you fill it with ashes. Next you take a can of peas and line them around the edge of the hole. Then when a bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole. LOL 😃 That was pretty good JHB ---
**Author:** ![Yoyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/10 "2014-11-09T03:29:02Z")
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field! What do you call a short psychic that broke out of jail? A small medium at large. ---
**Author:** ![That-one-kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@That-one-kid](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/That-one-kid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/11 "2014-11-09T03:40:31Z")
Gotta keep them clean huh? Darn that limits me. XD What about blond jokes? ---
**Author:** ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/12 "2014-11-09T03:53:50Z")
> [@modman10](#): > > Woah, jbh, I did not know you had that in you. Just trying to do my part. :wink: ---
**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 4:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/13 "2014-11-09T04:19:21Z")
I have one What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi (it’s pronounced sort of like what’s up except wassa- bee) ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 4:34am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/14 "2014-11-09T04:34:36Z")
Whats simillar between food and dark humor? Not everyone gets it. ---
**Author:** ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 4:43am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/15 "2014-11-09T04:43:41Z")
A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?� The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work? The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic. “Try doing it with the engine running.” ---
**Author:** ![That-one-kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@That-one-kid](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/That-one-kid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 5:07am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/16 "2014-11-09T05:07:13Z")
> [@jhb8426](#): > > A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?� > The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work? > > The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic. “Try doing it with the engine running.” I like it. XD ---
**Author:** ![AGyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/agyoyo/32/1457_2.png) [@AGyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AGyoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 10:45pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/17 "2014-11-11T22:45:54Z")
What did the baby bird say when he saw a $.01 nucular bomb. cheap. cheap. cheap. lol ;D ---
**Author:** ![yoyoavenger](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoavenger/32/884_2.png) [@yoyoavenger](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoavenger)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/18 "2014-11-12T00:25:36Z")
A baby seal walks into a club ---
**Author:** ![patrickcondon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/patrickcondon/32/619950_2.png) [@patrickcondon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/patrickcondon)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/19 "2014-11-12T03:16:39Z")
I’m almost 21 and my eyesight is getting worse, at what point do I get adult supervision? ---
**Author:** ![mrciurleo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@mrciurleo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mrciurleo)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306/20 "2014-11-12T20:33:38Z")
> [@PatCondon](#): > > I’m almost 21 and my eyesight is getting worse, at what point do I get adult supervision? Aye good one! [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-merged/59306.md?page=2)