# Jokes and Riddles
**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion
**Created:** [April 22, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601 "2013-04-22T17:01:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Squaktopus13](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Squaktopus13)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/21 "2013-04-23T23:58:39Z")
> [@JamesMay](#):
>
> Here is a cool riddle:
>
> Poor people have it.
> Rich people don’t.
> If you eat it, you will die.
>
> What is it?
nothing
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### Author:  [@GregBobson](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GregBobson)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2013, 2:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/22 "2013-04-24T02:46:52Z")
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
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### Author:  [@JamesMay](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JamesMay)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/23 "2013-04-24T02:48:32Z")
> [@GregBobson](#):
>
> What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
>
> Dr. Dre
Soup. French Onion or Beef Stew.
Edit: I just realized that Dr. Dre is the answer to the riddle. ;D
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### Author:  [@vaporeon122](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/vaporeon122)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2013, 3:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/24 "2013-04-24T03:19:58Z")
So a guy walks into a bar. What did he say. Ouch.
Get it? Cause he walked into a bar.
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### Author:  [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/25 "2013-04-24T03:26:27Z")
> [@vaporeon122](#):
>
> So a guy walks into a bar. What did he say. Ouch.
> Get it? Cause he walked into a bar.
LOLOLOLOL
why didn’t the skeleton walk across the road…
_whisper_ he didn’t have the guts _whisper_
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### Author:  [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/26 "2013-04-24T03:26:31Z")
This is a riddle I made up in fourth grade and no one has ever gotten it by themselves:
Depending on which side you’re on,
You are either uninvited,
Or outside.
> [@YoNinja](#):
>
> What is green and smells like red paint?
>
> Green paint!
What’s brown and sticky?
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### Author:  [@patrickcondon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/patrickcondon)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2013, 3:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/27 "2013-04-24T03:39:10Z")
> [@koenigseggfire](#):
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> What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
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### Author:  [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2013, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/28 "2013-04-24T22:48:15Z")
> [@koenigseggfire](#):
>
> This is a riddle I made up in fourth grade and no one has ever gotten it by themselves:
>
> Depending on which side you’re on,
> You are either uninvited,
> Or outside.
>
> > [@YoNinja](#):
> >
> > What is green and smells like red paint?
> >
> > Green paint!
>
> What’s brown and sticky?
A camping trip???(if I got it right… I DID NOT USE GOOGLE)
Here’s one I made up when I was like 7:
Why was the pig on the oven…
_cough_it was already bacon_cough_
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### Author:  [@YoNinja](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoNinja)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 12:20am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/29 "2013-04-25T00:20:41Z")
What do you call a hesitating dictator?
Stall’in
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### Author:  [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/30 "2013-04-25T03:28:30Z")
Did you hear about that boy at the public pool…
The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, ‘‘Hey! Don’t pee in the pool!’’
The boy replied, ‘‘But everybody does it!’’
‘‘Not from the diving board!’’ shouted the lifeguard.
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### Author:  [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 4:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/31 "2013-04-25T04:16:52Z")
> [@YoyoGamer](#):
>
> > [@koenigseggfire](#):
> >
> > This is a riddle I made up in fourth grade and no one has ever gotten it by themselves:
> >
> > Depending on which side you’re on,
> > You are either uninvited,
> > Or outside.
> >
> > > [@YoNinja](#):
> > >
> > > What is green and smells like red paint?
> > >
> > > Green paint!
> >
> > What’s brown and sticky?
>
> A camping trip???(if I got it right… I DID NOT USE GOOGLE)
>
> Here’s one I made up when I was like 7:
> Why was the pig on the oven…
>
> _cough_it was already bacon_cough_
Incorrect. Try again.
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYVbpCX-2cE)
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### Author:  [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/32 "2013-04-25T19:18:06Z")
> [@koenigseggfire](#):
>
> This is a riddle I made up in fourth grade and no one has ever gotten it by themselves:
>
> Depending on which side you’re on,
> You are either uninvited,
> Or outside.
A fence?.. a door?.. @.@
Here’s a riddle:
What has a bottom at it’s top???
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### Author:  [@xmotoby](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/xmotoby)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/33 "2013-04-25T19:21:18Z")
A ■■■■■■■■?
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### Author:  [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/34 "2013-04-25T19:28:07Z")
> [@xmotoby](#):
>
> A ■■■■■■■■?
no…
_cough_ a leg _cough_
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### Author:  [@xmotoby](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/xmotoby)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/35 "2013-04-25T19:41:57Z")
aaaaahhh, i see.
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### Author:  [@vaporeon122](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/vaporeon122)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/36 "2013-04-26T00:21:13Z")
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
They kept dropping their trunks…
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### Author:  [@Infinitehexick](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Infinitehexick)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/37 "2013-04-26T01:37:05Z")
> [@JamesMay](#):
>
> Here is a cool riddle:
>
> Poor people have it.
> Rich people don’t.
> If you eat it, you will die.
>
> What is it?
Nothing.
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### Author:  [@Nemyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Nemyo)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2013, 1:40am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/38 "2013-04-26T01:40:33Z")
> [@vaporeon122](#):
>
> Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
>
> They kept dropping their trunks…
and spraying liquid out of them onto other people at the pool…
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### Author:  [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2013, 1:59am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/39 "2013-04-26T01:59:53Z")
> [@Infinitehexick](#):
>
> > [@JamesMay](#):
> >
> > Here is a cool riddle:
> >
> > Poor people have it.
> > Rich people don’t.
> > If you eat it, you will die.
> >
> > What is it?
>
> Nothing.
It could be nothing… or it could be garbage…
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### Author:  [@Nemyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Nemyo)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2013, 2:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/40 "2013-04-26T02:46:18Z")
> [@YoyoGamer](#):
>
> > [@Infinitehexick](#):
> >
> > > [@JamesMay](#):
> > >
> > > Here is a cool riddle:
> > >
> > > Poor people have it.
> > > Rich people don’t.
> > > If you eat it, you will die.
> > >
> > > What is it?
> >
> > Nothing.
>
> It could be nothing… or it could be garbage…
Rich people have lots of garbage… I mean, they should right? The more stuff you have, the more garbage you collect from it via wrappers, boxes, and other things like that.
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