# Jokes and Riddles
**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion
**Created:** [April 22, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601 "2013-04-22T17:01:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Skred300](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Skred300)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/1 "2013-04-22T17:01:43Z")
Post your jokes and riddles here! It can be made up joke or riddle, an already existing joke or riddle that’s not as well known or a really popular joke or riddle! Also please put the answer in (in case the thread gets complicated) unless you really want to let someone guess it.
I’ll start out with a joke:
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? You’re too young to smoke!
Haha! Get it! Now it’s your turn! ;D
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### Author:  [@Nemyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Nemyo)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/2 "2013-04-22T17:47:24Z")
I gotta a good joke, but you have to look in the mirror in order for it to make sense…
Get it? CAUSE YOUR FACE IS SO UGLY
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### Author:  [@Commander\_Kay](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Commander_Kay)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/3 "2013-04-22T17:50:30Z")
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### Author:  [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/4 "2013-04-22T18:32:27Z")
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted (a-salted)
Two guys walked into a bar… You’d think one would have seen it
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### Author:  [@crazyshanky2](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/crazyshanky2)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/5 "2013-04-22T19:39:16Z")
what do u do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back…
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### Author:  [@Nemyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Nemyo)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/6 "2013-04-22T19:49:30Z")
> [@YoyoGamer](#):
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> Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted (a-salted)
>
> Two guys walked into a bar… You’d think one would have seen it
Two peanuts were walking down the street, and some guy said “How the @#$% are those peanuts walking??!?!?!!?”
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### Author:  [@nardcopter](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/nardcopter)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/7 "2013-04-22T21:33:08Z")
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick…
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### Author:  [@Yoyo\_Kangaroo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yoyo_Kangaroo)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/8 "2013-04-23T01:32:44Z")
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
If life gives you melons… You might be dyslexic
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### Author:  [@Lordchootapa](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Lordchootapa)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2013, 1:42am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/9 "2013-04-23T01:42:35Z")
A family of tomatoes was walking down the street and the littlest one was way behind the rest. The father tomato turned around, smashed the littlest tomato and said “catch up” (ketchup) get it?
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### Author:  [@Nemyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Nemyo)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/10 "2013-04-23T01:55:59Z")
> [@nardcopter](#):
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> What’s brown and sticky?
>
> A stick…
Oh, I thought you were gonna say poop.
I still think my joke was the best.
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### Author:  [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/11 "2013-04-23T03:08:28Z")
> [@Nemyo](#):
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> > [@YoyoGamer](#):
> >
> > Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted (a-salted)
> >
> > Two guys walked into a bar… You’d think one would have seen it
>
> Two peanuts were walking down the street, and some guy said “How the @#$% are those peanuts walking??!?!?!!?”
there were two muffins in an oven. One muffin turned and said to the other “few, it’s getting hot in here” then the other muffin turned and said “OH MY GOSH, A TALKING MUFFIN!”
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### Author:  [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2013, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/12 "2013-04-23T10:40:49Z")
All the good chemistry jokes argon.
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### Author:  [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2013, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/13 "2013-04-23T11:41:05Z")
> [@WildCat23](#):
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> All the good chemistry jokes argon.
where did they go? did someone barium?
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### Author:  [@YoNinja](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoNinja)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2013, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/14 "2013-04-23T12:18:18Z")
What is green and smells like red paint?
Green paint!
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### Author:  [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2013, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/15 "2013-04-23T21:09:33Z")
> [@Lordchootapa](#):
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> A family of tomatoes was walking down the street and the littlest one was way behind the rest. The father tomato turned around, smashed the littlest tomato and said “catch up” (ketchup) get it?
But then the little tamato said “But I must turd (mustard)”
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### Author:  [@Skred300](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Skred300)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2013, 10:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/16 "2013-04-23T22:16:26Z")
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
Driver: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her
Woman: “The driver just insulted me.”
Man: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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### Author:  [@crazyshanky2](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/crazyshanky2)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2013, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/17 "2013-04-23T22:33:15Z")
These jokes are puntastic!
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### Author:  [@JamesMay](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JamesMay)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2013, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/18 "2013-04-23T22:47:32Z")
Here is a cool riddle:
Poor people have it.
Rich people don’t.
If you eat it, you will die.
What is it?
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### Author:  [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/19 "2013-04-23T22:55:17Z")
Where did Hitler keep his armies?
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### Author:  [@DrAwesome](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DrAwesome)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2013, 11:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-and-riddles/52601/20 "2013-04-23T23:56:01Z")
> [@yoyofoot](#):
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> Where did Hitler keep his armies?
in his sleevies and James may nothing
So argon walks into a bar. The bartender says " we don’t serve noble gases here", argon doesn’t react.
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