# Jokes about yoyo

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**Category:** General Yo-Yo\
**Created:** [October 1, 2022, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-about-yoyo/363620 "2022-10-01T14:55:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![yoyoscene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8baadc/32.png) [@yoyoscene](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoscene)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-about-yoyo/363620/1 "2022-10-01T14:55:05Z")

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One day, I couldn’t sleep well and thought some jokes below. You can feel free to add your jokes on the thread. Let’s see.

#1.  
Q. Where would you feel the biggest pain when you make your yoyo bump into?  
A : Face.  
B : Nuts.  
The true yoyo enthuist : Another yoyo.

#2.  
A : As yoyo turns, life turn.  
B : Oh, I see. So I’m gonna get a good turningpoint, right?  
A : NO. It turns back on you.

#3.  
Three mans are dead. An angel asked which was the most regretful thing in their life.  
Doctor : I regret if I saved one more person, that would be more better.  
Lawyer : I regret that I lost the suit. Because the client killed me.  
The true yoyo enthuist : I regret because I didn’t change my yoyo string on this morning.

#4.  
Q. Say the word include “yo”  
A : yogurt.  
Smart person : you.  
Non-English speaker : Yoseph?  
The true yoyo enthuist : Of course, yoyo.  
Hiphop listener : Haha. hey, yoyoman. Why you say “Yo!” twice?

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**Author:** ![Blaidd\_Drwg](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/blaidd_drwg/32/53190_2.png) [@Blaidd\_Drwg](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Blaidd_Drwg)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2022, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jokes-about-yoyo/363620/2 "2022-10-02T17:49:19Z")

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Liked the “why you say Yo twice