# Jhb's true identity?

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**Category:** Unrelated Discussion\
**Created:** [December 16, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660 "2012-12-16T18:44:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![quinton](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/quinton/32/376_2.png) [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 11:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/21 "2012-12-16T23:41:17Z")

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> [@yoyospirit](#):
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> > [@Q](#):
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> > > > [@jhb8426](#):
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> > > > > John Higby isn’t 70 years old
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> > > > And neither is jhb!!!
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> > > 69?
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> > I think he means he’s 80
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> I think he’s been around since 1940 was it?

Wait wait wait wait.

JhB

Jimmy  
Buffet

Our friendly yoyoexpert moderator is infact the legend himself. Jimmy Buffet.

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**Author:** ![jrodriguez](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jrodriguez/32/7914_2.png) [@jrodriguez](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jrodriguez)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/22 "2012-12-16T23:46:26Z")

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I’m not at liberty to say too much, but I will give you all the following hints: he was featured in The Iliad, he’s been known to subdue tigers and alligators with two handed looping, and he once actually shot the moon while shooting the moon.

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**Author:** ![yoyospirit](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyospirit/32/219875_2.png) [@yoyospirit](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyospirit)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/23 "2012-12-16T23:47:38Z")

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> [@jrodriguez](#):
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> I’m not at liberty to say too much, but I will give you all the following hints: he was featured in The Iliad, he’s been known to subdue tigers and alligators with two handed looping, and he once actually shot the moon while shooting the moon.

HE’S CHUCK NORRIS!!!

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**Author:** ![TheYoYoist101](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/theyoyoist101/32/842_2.png) [@TheYoYoist101](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TheYoYoist101)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/24 "2012-12-17T01:20:06Z")

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He’s the hero Gotham deserves…

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**Author:** ![cruton](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cruton/32/1227_2.png) [@cruton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cruton)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/25 "2012-12-17T01:32:42Z")

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Seemed appropriate. lol

[http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32004056.jpg](http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32004056.jpg)

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**Author:** ![TheYoYoist101](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/theyoyoist101/32/842_2.png) [@TheYoYoist101](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TheYoYoist101)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/26 "2012-12-17T01:41:26Z")

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> [@M.DeV1](#):
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> He’s the hero Gotham deserves…

[http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/309403\_10151898836255543\_2143183490\_n.jpg](http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/309403_10151898836255543_2143183490_n.jpg) or maybe Paul Escolar is…

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**Author:** ![skitrz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/skitrz/32/849_2.png) [@skitrz](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/skitrz)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 2:09am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/27 "2012-12-17T02:09:40Z")

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Jhb8426 is his true identity. He was born a mod and all other aspects of his life are actually a figment of his own dementia. He is and forever will be Jhb8426 Administrator, moderator, watching your every move! Spoooooky! :o

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**Author:** ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 2:10am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/28 "2012-12-17T02:10:16Z")

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> [@Q](#):
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> > [@yoyospirit](#):
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> > > [@jhb8426](#):
> > >
> > > > [@yoyospirit](#):
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> > > > John Higby isn’t 70 years old
> > > 
> > > And neither is jhb!!!
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> > 69?
> 
> I think he means he’s 80

Actually, Jhb is in secret, Dio Brando from Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure…he’s a Vampire who can stop time and is overly Buff. Even Buffy can not defeat him easily. He makes even Vanilla Ice look wimpy. he can drain you of your blood by stabbing his fingers through your chest. he is, in essence, an utter kick butt guy.

OR, My second theory,

JHB is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee…we are all screwed. RUN!

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**Author:** ![yoyospirit](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyospirit/32/219875_2.png) [@yoyospirit](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyospirit)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/29 "2012-12-17T02:11:11Z")

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Jhb would be older than Bruce Lee if he was still alive lol

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**Author:** ![BanjoSpins](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/banjospins/32/704_2.png) [@BanjoSpins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/BanjoSpins)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/30 "2012-12-17T02:14:13Z")

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> [@skitrz](#):
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> Jhb8426 is his true identity. He was born a mod and all other aspects of his life are actually a figment of his own dementia. He is and forever will be Jhb8426 Administrator, moderator, watching your every move! Spoooooky! :o

He sees you when you’re sleeping  
He knows when you’re awake  
He knows if you’ve been bad or good  
So be good for goodn…

Wait, no…I may be thinking of someone else.

Oh, and skirtz, I accidently hit the “Thank You” thingy. I didn’t find your post that clever.

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**Author:** ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 5:11am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/31 "2012-12-17T05:11:06Z")

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> [@offstring-stewart](#):
>
> > [@Q](#):
> >
> > > [@yoyospirit](#):
> > >
> > > > [@jhb8426](#):
> > > >
> > > > > [@yoyospirit](#):
> > > > >
> > > > > John Higby isn’t 70 years old
> > > > 
> > > > And neither is jhb!!!
> > > 
> > > 69?
> > 
> > I think he means he’s 80
> 
> Actually, Jhb is in secret, Dio Brando from Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure…he’s a Vampire who can stop time and is overly Buff. Even Buffy can not defeat him easily. He makes even Vanilla Ice look wimpy. he can drain you of your blood by stabbing his fingers through your chest. he is, in essence, an utter kick butt guy.
> 
> OR, My second theory,
> 
> JHB is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee…we are all screwed. RUN!

> [@yoyospirit](#):
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> Jhb would be older than Bruce Lee if he was still alive lol

Fine, party pooper…he’s really the reincarnation of… _Drum roll_ Dio Brando  
[![](http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/441/63567-dio_brando_large.jpg) ](http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/441/63567-dio_brando_large.jpg)

[http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/011/b/b/dio\_brando\_by\_kaonazhie-d4m1dju.png](http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/011/b/b/dio_brando_by_kaonazhie-d4m1dju.png)

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**Author:** ![patrickcondon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/patrickcondon/32/619950_2.png) [@patrickcondon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/patrickcondon)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/32 "2012-12-17T05:32:03Z")

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I’d like to reiterate that Jhb is pretty okay.

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**Author:** ![patrickcondon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/patrickcondon/32/619950_2.png) [@patrickcondon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/patrickcondon)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/33 "2012-12-17T05:33:35Z")

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Also he’s really tiny and he has to stop picking his nose, or else he’ll get gross scabs or something and will have to be demoted.

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**Author:** ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/34 "2012-12-17T05:59:24Z")

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Well, if you guys ever find the answer, will you be sure to let me know.  
Thanks muchly.

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**Author:** ![A\_Soviet\_Locust](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/a_soviet_locust/32/113687_2.png) [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/A_Soviet_Locust)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/35 "2012-12-17T21:52:17Z")

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> [@cruton](#):
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> Seemed appropriate. lol
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> [http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32004056.jpg](http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32004056.jpg)

Yay, other Top Gear fans!

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**Author:** ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 12:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/36 "2012-12-18T00:35:09Z")

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> [@jhb8426](#):
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> Well, if you guys ever find the answer, will you be sure to let me know.  
> Thanks muchly.

I already did…I win.

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**Author:** ![Bcmaddog](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bcmaddog/32/1170_2.png) [@Bcmaddog](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Bcmaddog)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/37 "2012-12-18T03:01:38Z")

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He’s nice, also he’s a Jhb John (Jimmy) Hillbilly!

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**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/38 "2012-12-18T19:23:50Z")

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I have a report!!

He’s himself and nobody else!!! ;D

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**Author:** ![A\_Soviet\_Locust](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/a_soviet_locust/32/113687_2.png) [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/A_Soviet_Locust)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/39 "2012-12-18T19:50:15Z")

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> [@Shadowz143](#):
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> I have a report!!
> 
> He’s himself and nobody else!!! ;D

How do you know he’s not somebody else?

dun dun dun…

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**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 1:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/jhbs-true-identity/46660/40 "2012-12-19T01:46:11Z")

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> [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](#):
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> > [@Shadowz143](#):
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> > I have a report!!
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> > He’s himself and nobody else!!! ;D
> 
> How do you know he’s not somebody else?
> 
> dun dun dun…

Mind=Blown.

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