# In this topic
**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655
**Category:** General Yo-Yo
**Created:** [June 26, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655 "2009-06-26T19:18:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@SR1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SR1)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2009, 3:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/21 "2009-06-28T03:46:29Z")
_ **WARNING! WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ HIS NOT FUNNY! WARNING!** _😃
“Mom, the cop pulled me over and said; Your are one SPEEDER.”
Yeah that joke sucked. 😢
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### Author:  [@Expert-Tolga](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Expert-Tolga)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2009, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/22 "2009-06-28T07:42:15Z")
Why is the flying panda flying?Becouse he things that he is an idiot and he things if i fly girls like me, they would think that i am cool,
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### Author:  [@Paolo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Paolo)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/23 "2009-06-28T07:43:46Z")
> [@Expert-Tolga](#):
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> Why is the flying panda flying?Becouse he things that he is an idiot and he things if i fly girls like me, they would think that i am cool,
What? ???
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### Author:  [@Samad](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Samad)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/24 "2009-06-28T07:45:31Z")
How did the man act when he saw his house was trashed?
Sirius
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### Author:  [@ccn411](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ccn411)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/25 "2009-06-28T17:27:37Z")
What is a Diva’s favorite yo-yo? The Superstar\>
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### Author:  [@raymondini](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/raymondini)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/26 "2009-06-29T05:23:06Z")
-in the U.S treasury board room-
O.K. boys I know we’ve had a lot of K-os in the last few minutes but it’s time to get down to Buisine$$!
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### Author:  [@SilverSun0](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SilverSun0)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/27 "2009-06-29T06:10:40Z")
I fail xD
“Hey, are metal yoyos good?”
“I dunno, why don’t you Axiom?” (ask him? kinda? xD)
I heard during World War II Hitler had a really good officer. He was really quick to respond to everything. What was his name- Hermann Go-ring? _rimshot_
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### Author:  [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/28 "2009-06-29T09:22:45Z")
> [@mongoriller](#):
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> > [@Samad](#):
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> > Why are One-Drop yoyos more manly then us? Because they have 10balls…
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> HAHA I started actually laughing out loud when I saw this!
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### Author:  [@JDrocks](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JDrocks)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/29 "2009-06-29T17:13:06Z")
WHEN I WENT TO THE CAR SHOP THE DEALER SAID TO ME THAT MY ENGINE WAS A REAL SPEEDMAKER _NERVESE LAUGH_ NO?
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### Author:  [@Spencer\_L](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Spencer_L)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/30 "2009-06-29T17:16:34Z")
When I was driving, a cop pulled me over and said,“You’re a Speeder, you know that?”
(Not funny either, huh?)
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### Author:  [@ccn411](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ccn411)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/31 "2009-06-29T17:20:51Z")
Doctor, Doctor! My DNA is going crazy!
Try cleaning the bearing then
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### Author:  [@Spencer\_L](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Spencer_L)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/32 "2009-06-29T17:32:47Z")
OMG!!! The Hybrid Hitman is comming!
Why is he Hybrid?
Because he’s in a Toyota Prius!
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### Author:  [@EvanB](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/EvanB)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/33 "2009-06-29T17:47:16Z")
What did the old man do last night?
He just Ate Ate Ate.
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### Author:  [@Samad](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Samad)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/34 "2009-06-29T18:24:14Z")
> [@Evan](#):
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> What did the old man do last night?
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> He just Ate Ate Ate.
You are officially the awesome. .
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### Author:  [@EvanB](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/EvanB)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/35 "2009-06-29T19:35:12Z")
> [@Samad](#):
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> > [@Evan](#):
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> > What did the old man do last night?
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> > He just Ate Ate Ate.
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> You are officially the awesome. .
😛
Thanks!
You are officially the Ninja.
I didn’t see the “Ninja” on your siggy so I was like… Oh crap he is ninja!!
What do Nocturnal animals say?
I want a Black Knight!
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### Author:  [@mattsk8nike](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mattsk8nike)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/36 "2009-06-29T19:37:11Z")
What did the little boy say to his skateboarding action figure?
You are one lean, mean, plastic grind machine.
(lame I know)
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### Author:  [@Spencer\_L](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Spencer_L)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/37 "2009-06-29T20:11:09Z")
No, that ones good!
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### Author:  [@catorameus](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/catorameus)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/38 "2009-06-29T20:53:35Z")
Why doesn’t anyone here buy yo-yos from [www.yo-yo.com](http://www.yo-yo.com)?
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### Author:  [@Spencer\_L](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Spencer_L)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/39 "2009-06-29T20:55:51Z")
Uh-Oh! Watch out for the Steve Brown Cinderella Ninja! OMG!!! (Reffering to his 2007 AP Worlds Performance.)
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### Author:  [@EvanB](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/EvanB)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/in-this-topic/3655/40 "2009-06-29T20:57:16Z")
> [@Spencer\_L](#):
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> Uh-Oh! Watch out for the Steve Brown Cinderella Ninja! OMG!!! (Reffering to his 2007 AP Worlds Performance.)
Samad and I have officially taken over Duncan!!
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MWAHAHAHAHAA
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