# If You Were Sponsored,...

**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568
**Category:** General Yo-Yo
**Created:** [December 14, 2012, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568 "2012-12-14T06:29:20Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 1:40am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/81 "2013-01-21T01:40:52Z")

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> [@iYoyo58](#):
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> > [@yhl0214](#):
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> > I want a yoyo that has a H-profile with wide catch zone, full metal but not over 68g. Maybe some crazy acid wash or splash.
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> > I’d name it ‘extraordinary’.
> 
> id buy it

but only if it was made by YYJ. :wink:

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### Author: ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/82 "2013-01-21T01:47:33Z")

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If I were sponsored, you’d all be asking, “Why?”

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### Author: ![Yonut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Yonut](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yonut)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 2:00am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/83 "2013-01-21T02:00:46Z")

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I’d call mine the Chief.

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### Author: ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/84 "2013-01-21T02:31:21Z")

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> [@Pajama Man 8398](#):
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> > [@iYoyo58](#):
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> > > [@yhl0214](#):
> > >
> > > I want a yoyo that has a H-profile with wide catch zone, full metal but not over 68g. Maybe some crazy acid wash or splash.
> > > 
> > > I’d name it ‘extraordinary’.
> > 
> > id buy it
> 
> but only if it was made by YYJ. :wink:

no but that’d give me a bigger reason why to buy it

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### Author: ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/85 "2013-01-21T02:31:40Z")

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> [@jhb8426](#):
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> If I were sponsored, you’d all be asking, “Why?”

You my friend are a wizard

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### Author: ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/86 "2013-01-21T02:31:59Z")

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> [@Yonut](#):
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> I’d call mine the Chief.

the name is taken :wink:

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### Author: ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/87 "2013-01-21T02:32:42Z")

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Revision time!

If I were Sponsored, I’d be the only yoer yoing to Thunderhorse by Dethklok, because I’m probably the only yoer who headbangs while he’s yoing to some ridiculously kick butt Metal song. 😛

IF I got a yo-yo for myself, I would, and must, call it Gray Fox (or Metal Gear). Even if Konami would sue me, it’d be so worth it to just yell that after somebody asks, “Hey, what’s that Yoyo called?”  
I could just say with a straight face,

“METAL GEAR!”  
or  
“GRAY FOX!!!”

I’m such a nerd, because I would love to name it after the original Metal Gear games, but most peeps only have played Metal gear Solid and beyond…Sad face. Either way, I’d have so much fun

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### Author: ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 2:34am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/88 "2013-01-21T02:34:22Z")

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> [@offstring-stewart](#):
>
> Revision time!
> 
> If I were Sponsored, I’d be the only yoer yoing to Thunderhorse by Dethklok, because I’m probably the only yoer who headbangs while he’s yoing to some ridiculously kick butt Metal song. 😛
> 
> IF I got a yo-yo for myself, I would, and must, call it Gray Fox (or Metal Gear). Even if Konami would sue me, it’d be so worth it to just yell that after somebody asks, “Hey, what’s that Yoyo called?”  
> I could just say with a straight face,
> 
> “METAL GEAR!”  
> or  
> “GRAY FOX!!!”
> 
> I’m such a nerd, because I would love to name it after the original Metal Gear games, but most peeps only have played Metal gear Solid and beyond…Sad face. Either way, I’d have so much fun

is it weird that when I read that I heard it in a hyper energetic voice?

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### Author: ![Bcmaddog](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bcmaddog/32/1170_2.png) [@Bcmaddog](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Bcmaddog)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 2:50am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/89 "2013-01-21T02:50:00Z")

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> [@iYoyo58](#):
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> …And the manufacturer that sponsored you was going to make you a yoyo, what would you name it, and what would it be designed for?
> 
> Mine:
> 
> Hand Grenade (stolen :wink: )
> 
> It would be designed for grinds.

This Topic Is A Copy.

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### Author: ![Bcmaddog](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bcmaddog/32/1170_2.png) [@Bcmaddog](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Bcmaddog)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 2:54am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/90 "2013-01-21T02:54:14Z")

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O, I’m sorry Iyoyo are you yopro?

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### Author: ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 2:54am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/91 "2013-01-21T02:54:48Z")

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> [@Bcmaddog](#):
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> > [@iYoyo58](#):
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> > …And the manufacturer that sponsored you was going to make you a yoyo, what would you name it, and what would it be designed for?
> > 
> > Mine:
> > 
> > Hand Grenade (stolen :wink: )
> > 
> > It would be designed for grinds.
> 
> This Topic Is A Copy.

how?

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### Author: ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 2:55am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/92 "2013-01-21T02:55:07Z")

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> [@Bcmaddog](#):
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> O, I’m sorry Iyoyo are you yopro?

ye I changed my name an my pic I used to have Eminem as my pic

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### Author: ![Bcmaddog](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bcmaddog/32/1170_2.png) [@Bcmaddog](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Bcmaddog)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/93 "2013-01-21T14:19:18Z")

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> [@iYoyo58](#):
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> > [@Bcmaddog](#):
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> > O, I’m sorry Iyoyo are you yopro?
> 
> ye I changed my name an my pic I used to have Eminem as my pic

It was Eminem? I thought it was you :p.

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### Author: ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/94 "2013-01-21T15:23:39Z")

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> [@Bcmaddog](#):
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> > [@iYoyo58](#):
> >
> > > [@Bcmaddog](#):
> > >
> > > O, I’m sorry Iyoyo are you yopro?
> > 
> > ye I changed my name an my pic I used to have Eminem as my pic
> 
> It was Eminem? I thought it was you :p.

Maddog just nearly made me laugh to death with this…slitherin loses twenty points because of maddog!

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### Author: ![myself](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/myself/32/1274_2.png) [@myself](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/myself)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/95 "2013-01-21T17:28:46Z")

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A 888 size, light, and you can buy it bead blasted or anodised.

the shape would be really weird, sort of like the A a mode.

It would be called the dude.

Made for grinds, slacks, and whips.

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### Author: ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/96 "2013-01-21T18:58:03Z")

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> [@iYoyo58](#):
>
> > [@offstring-stewart](#):
> >
> > Revision time!
> > 
> > If I were Sponsored, I’d be the only yoer yoing to Thunderhorse by Dethklok, because I’m probably the only yoer who headbangs while he’s yoing to some ridiculously kick butt Metal song. 😛
> > 
> > IF I got a yo-yo for myself, I would, and must, call it Gray Fox (or Metal Gear). Even if Konami would sue me, it’d be so worth it to just yell that after somebody asks, “Hey, what’s that Yoyo called?”  
> > I could just say with a straight face,
> > 
> > “METAL GEAR!”  
> > or  
> > “GRAY FOX!!!”
> > 
> > I’m such a nerd, because I would love to name it after the original Metal Gear games, but most peeps only have played Metal gear Solid and beyond…Sad face. Either way, I’d have so much fun
> 
> is it weird that when I read that I heard it in a hyper energetic voice?

Not weird at all, because that’s close to how the parodies say it… 😛

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### Author: ![yoyojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e99b99/32.png) [@yoyojoe](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyojoe)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/97 "2013-01-21T22:04:30Z")

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I would bring back the Eli Dert

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### Author: ![Aldo8250](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Aldo8250](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Aldo8250)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/98 "2013-01-21T22:41:05Z")

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Mine would be

74mm  
62mm  
Black Delrin

79 grams  
called:  
Skyrex

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### Author: ![Yonut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Yonut](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yonut)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/99 "2013-01-22T00:33:42Z")

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> [@Aldo8250](#):
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> Mine would be
> 
> 74mm  
> 62mm  
> Black Delrin
> 
> 79 grams  
> called:  
> Skyrex

Ignoring the size and weight, isn’t that too wide?

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### Author: ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2013, 2:08am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/if-you-were-sponsored/46568/100 "2013-01-22T02:08:32Z")

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> [@Bcmaddog](#):
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> > [@iYoyo58](#):
> >
> > > [@Bcmaddog](#):
> > >
> > > O, I’m sorry Iyoyo are you yopro?
> > 
> > ye I changed my name an my pic I used to have Eminem as my pic
> 
> It was Eminem? I thought it was you :p.

the ladies always confuse me for him. Hahahaha jk

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