I found this awhile ago… extremely funny.
How Golf is like urinationg in a Public Restroom
- Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
- Form a loose grip.
- Keep your head down.
- Avoid a quick backswing.
- Stay out of the water.
- Try not to hit anybody.
- If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.
- You shouldn’t stand directly in front of others.
- Be quiet while others are about to go.
- Keep strokes to a minimum.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D