# GRYC Weekly contest #3. Last weeks winner - Modman10! **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [November 20, 2012, 3:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436 "2012-11-20T03:26:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Logi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/logi/32/7932_2.png) [@Logi](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Logi)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/21 "2012-11-21T22:17:41Z")
YayayayYay ---
**Author:** ![Logi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/logi/32/7932_2.png) [@Logi](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Logi)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/22 "2012-11-21T22:18:41Z")
> [@Jake Elliott](#): > > This didn’t seem to fit into any of the subforums nicely, so I put it here. Feel free to shuffle it around if you need to 🙂 > > [http://i924.photobucket.com/albums/ad85/Mr\_Ikelace/GRYCLogo-1.png](http://i924.photobucket.com/albums/ad85/Mr_Ikelace/GRYCLogo-1.png) > > Oh hello there. > > Welcome to the weekly Grand Rapids Yoyo Co. contest thread! > > In order to add a little spice to GRYC, I’d like to start the official GRYC weekly contest thread. It’s completely free, with a winner announced every week, chosen by me, who will be given a prize. > > That’s right, you can win string JUST for posting! No work required. > > THIS WEEK’S CONTEST: Monday, November 19th - Monday, November 26th > Suggest a contest! Whatever kind of contest you can think of. > > PRIZE: 10 GRYC Strings of choice > > Enjoy, I look forward to the entries 🙂 > > Want 50% more strings if you win? Like our facebook page! > [Redirecting...](http://www.facebook.com/GrandRapidsYoyoCo) Hmmm, most awesome pic of yoyo ---
**Author:** ![Jake\_Elliott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@Jake\_Elliott](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Jake_Elliott)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/23 "2012-11-23T22:08:23Z")
Only a few days left. ---
**Author:** ![supbreh1234](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/supbreh1234/32/1131_2.png) [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2012, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/24 "2012-11-25T23:32:06Z")
so i post here? is this post an entry? ---
**Author:** ![Jake\_Elliott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@Jake\_Elliott](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Jake_Elliott)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 1:40am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/25 "2012-11-26T01:40:50Z")
Yep, the post is the entry. Tomorrow night is the deadline! ---
**Author:** ![mx.yoyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@mx.yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mx.yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/26 "2012-11-26T02:24:39Z")
In the aftermath of some recent interest in responsive yoyo play, maybe a responsive trick contest. 30 seconds, no binds, no bearings. ---
**Author:** ![Jake\_Elliott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@Jake\_Elliott](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Jake_Elliott)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/27 "2012-11-26T23:01:35Z")
Last weeks winner - johnthejwolfe This weeks contest - best joke. Get entering 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![modman10](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/modman10/32/874_2.png) [@modman10](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/modman10)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/28 "2012-11-26T23:24:16Z")
Ok so a french guy a american guy and a english guy are capured by canibals they are told that they are going to be scalped and there skin will be used for boats. There response: French guy: mama mia English guy: god save the queen American guy: forget your stupid boats (repeatedly stabs himself with a fork) ;D ---
**Author:** ![Robin\_Hood0999](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/robin_hood0999/32/693_2.png) [@Robin\_Hood0999](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Robin_Hood0999)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/29 "2012-11-27T00:06:39Z")
I’ve got two since I couldn’t decide which one I liked better: I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but couldn’t find any… 😃 Emily got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 3 weeks but the box said “2-4 years”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 12:45am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/30 "2012-11-27T00:45:27Z")
heres my joke why is the math book so unhappy? because its full of problems! 😃 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/31 "2012-11-27T01:28:20Z")
So, best joke we know that’s still age friendly…hmmmm. On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. “One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,” said one boy. Two dropped and rolled down towards the fence. After a bit of time passed, another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, “One for you, one for me. One for you,one for me.” He just knew what it was. “Oh crap!” he shuddered, “it’s Satan and the Lord dividing the souls at the cemetery.” He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. “Come here quick,” said the boy. “You won’t believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.” The man said, “Jump off it kid, can’t you bloody see it’s hard for me to walk.” When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, “One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me-----” The old man whispered, “Boy, you’ve been telling’ the truth. Let’s see if we can see the Lord himself.” Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. At last they heard, “One for you, one for me.” And one last “One for you,one for me. That’s all. Now let’s go get those two nuts by the fence, and we’ll be done.” … They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the boy on the bike! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 1:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/32 "2012-11-27T01:44:48Z")
An Irish man walked out of a bar. ---
**Author:** ![jsell14](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jsell14/32/1030_2.png) [@jsell14](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jsell14)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 2:41am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/33 "2012-11-27T02:41:44Z")
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!! _Ba dum tiss_ I’ll leave now… ---
**Author:** ![Jake\_Elliott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@Jake\_Elliott](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Jake_Elliott)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/34 "2012-11-27T02:43:42Z")
> [@jsell14](#): > > Why did the chicken cross the road? > > To get to the other side!!! > > _Ba dum tiss_ > > I’ll leave now… 95% chance this is our winner Am I being sarcastic? Who knows! ---
**Author:** ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 3:51am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/35 "2012-11-27T03:51:56Z")
> [@Jake Elliott](#): > > > [@jsell14](#): > > > > Why did the chicken cross the road? > > > > To get to the other side!!! > > > > _Ba dum tiss_ > > > > I’ll leave now… > > 95% chance this is our winner > > Am I being sarcastic? Who knows! Agreed, he should win, as that took gusto to type with a straight face that jsell14 must have posted with. ---
**Author:** ![Yonut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Yonut](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yonut)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 5:09am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/36 "2012-11-27T05:09:27Z")
> [@Shadowz143](#): > > An Irish man walked out of a bar. This made me laugh. Anyways… Why did the yoyo cross the road? Because Paul Han was throwing it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hogheg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ce73a5/32.png) [@Hogheg](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hogheg)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/37 "2012-11-27T20:06:58Z")
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottsmans walk into a bar. And the bartender asks, ‘what is this, some kind of joke?’ Eheh… Heh… heh… … String please. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jsell14](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jsell14/32/1030_2.png) [@jsell14](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jsell14)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/38 "2012-11-27T23:36:43Z")
> [@offstring-stewart](#): > > > [@Jake Elliott](#): > > > > > [@jsell14](#): > > > > > > Why did the chicken cross the road? > > > > > > To get to the other side!!! > > > > > > _Ba dum tiss_ > > > > > > I’ll leave now… > > > > 95% chance this is our winner > > > > Am I being sarcastic? Who knows! > > Agreed, he should win, as that took gusto to type with a straight face that jsell14 must have posted with. It was hard… But I pulled through and did it… ---
**Author:** ![Nemyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nemyo/32/14407_2.png) [@Nemyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Nemyo)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/39 "2012-11-27T23:47:24Z")
I would say a joke about modern yoyoing, but there would no response… ---
**Author:** ![supbreh1234](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/supbreh1234/32/1131_2.png) [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/gryc-weekly-contest-3-last-weeks-winner-modman10/45436/40 "2012-11-28T02:26:59Z")
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