# Golden doorknob lottery! 🔥 WINNER ANNOUNCED! **URL:** \ **Category:** General Yo-Yo\ **Created:** [September 27, 2018, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411 "2018-09-27T21:32:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![YoYoExpertGarrett](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoexpertgarrett/32/1543_2.png) [@YoYoExpertGarrett](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoExpertGarrett)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/1 "2018-09-27T21:32:23Z")
The @sfyoyos X A-RT Doorknob Releases tomorrow Sept 28th! We only have **ONE** Golden Key edition DK! Do **YOU** want to buy it? To keep things fair we are holding a drawing for the opportunity to purchase this special edition yo-yo! We asked SF how limited the Golden Key edition is and they told us _“it’s the most limited one by a good amount.”_ So… that sounds pretty limited! ![doorknob-gold](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/3X/6/0/6069f9fe25cb80b3938015a52cbb7fbeab263ecc.jpeg) ![doorknob](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/3X/e/9/e96746beab361e2fbdfa81f9d564ecd44c6fa277.jpeg) To enter we want you to **TELL US A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE**. Post it here in this thread and one random jokester will get the opportunity to purchase the Golden Knob! **This is not a giveaway. Please do not post if you do not want to purchase the yo-yo. Winner will be chosen at random on Friday 9/28 @ 6PM EDT.** ## WINNER ANNOUNCED - @YP400 ![Gold-DK-1](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/0/7/a/07ac7eccff8613ad3f64235c0b0f858d4b880652.jpeg) ![Gold-DK-2](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/a/5/e/a5ee980f6fcedf5b1259fa30d10a0955679b5d8d.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![ferrocile](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ferrocile/32/48632_2.png) [@ferrocile](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ferrocile)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/2 "2018-09-27T21:36:47Z")
Perfect timing… I just so happen to have one off the top of my head (my daughter told it to me last night) Knock Knock… who’s there? Broken Pencil. Broken Pencil who? Forget it, this joke is pointless… ---
**Author:** ![notdean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@notdean](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/notdean)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/3 "2018-09-27T21:47:07Z")
Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom. ---
**Author:** ![GoYoYuRu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/goyoyuru/32/650021_2.png) [@GoYoYuRu](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GoYoYuRu)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/4 "2018-09-27T21:48:20Z")
Knock Knock… (Who dat?) SF (SF who…?) Exactly! Who the heck IS SF? ---
**Author:** ![chadpurdy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@chadpurdy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/chadpurdy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/6 "2018-09-27T21:49:04Z")
Knock Knock, Who’s There? Banana… Banana who? Knock Knock, Who’s There? Banana… Banana who? Knock Knock, Who’s There? Banana… Banana who? Knock Knock, Who’s There? Banana… Banana who? Knock Knock, Who’s There? Banana… Banana who? Knock Knock, Who’s There? Banana… Banana who? Knock Knock, Who’s There? Banana… Banana who? Knock Knock, Who’s There? Banana… Banana who? Knock Knock, Who’s There? Banana… Banana who? Knock Knock, Who’s There? Banana… Banana who? Knock Knock, Who’s There? Banana… Banana who? Orange, Orange who? Orange ya glad i didn’t say Banana? ---
**Author:** ![JoMatt](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jomatt/32/292230_2.png) [@JoMatt](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JoMatt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/7 "2018-09-27T21:50:03Z")
Knock Knock… Who’s There? Doorknob. Doorknob who? Doorknob-who, I’ve come to bargain. ---
**Author:** ![ButofCourse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@ButofCourse](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ButofCourse)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/8 "2018-09-27T21:55:50Z")
Knock Knock Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you, give me that gold DK!! ---
**Author:** ![vicvonboom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b9e5f3/32.png) [@vicvonboom](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/vicvonboom)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/9 "2018-09-27T22:06:02Z")
Knock knock Who’s there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c… Mooooo! ---
**Author:** ![KesmEyeball](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kesmeyeball/32/57349_2.png) [@KesmEyeball](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/KesmEyeball)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/10 "2018-09-27T22:08:23Z")
Knock Knock Who’s there? Chicken Butt Chicken Butt Who? POO POO FACE (yeah yeah I know, my 4 year old made it up) ---
**Author:** ![hobbygod](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hobbygod/32/120997_2.png) [@hobbygod](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/hobbygod)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/11 "2018-09-27T22:12:12Z")
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2, of course. ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/12 "2018-09-27T22:18:05Z")
Knock knock Who’s there? Where’s my Where’s my who? Where’s my Pizza Jensen? Charles throws empty box… ---
**Author:** ![Applepooh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/applepooh/32/40751_2.png) [@Applepooh](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Applepooh)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/13 "2018-09-27T22:19:56Z")
> [@KesmEyeball](#): > > POO I approve. Knock knock - Who’s there? Up Dog - Up Dog who? What’s up dog -You’re dumb, wrong joke format. But nothing much what’s up with you? ---
**Author:** ![8bitviet](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/8bitviet/32/42930_2.png) [@8bitviet](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/8bitviet)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/14 "2018-09-27T22:23:09Z")
Knock knock. Who’s there? Benjamin. Benjamin who? Benjamin this doorknob, yo. ---
**Author:** ![Mattylightning](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mattylightning/32/205_2.png) [@Mattylightning](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mattylightning)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/15 "2018-09-27T22:29:20Z")
Knock knock. Who’s there? The doctor. Doctor Who? Now you’re getting it! Open the bloody door! ---
**Author:** ![Rosenberg](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rosenberg/32/20465_2.png) [@Rosenberg](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rosenberg)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/16 "2018-09-27T22:33:29Z")
Knock knock Who’s there? Britney Spears Britney Spears who? Knock knock, oops I did it again ---
**Author:** ![mz13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mz13](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mz13)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/17 "2018-09-27T22:36:06Z")
Knock knock. Who’s there? Yo, yo! Yoyo who? Yo-Yo Ma is playing offstring on his cello! ---
**Author:** ![heinzsolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/90db22/32.png) [@heinzsolo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/heinzsolo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/18 "2018-09-27T22:36:24Z")
Knock knock Who’s there? Mikey Mikey Who? Mikey doesn’t work on this lock ---
**Author:** ![jungleshim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jungleshim/32/23590_2.png) [@jungleshim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jungleshim)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/19 "2018-09-27T23:03:18Z")
Me: Knock knock… SFyoyos: Who’s there? Me: Gimme dat DK!! SFyoyos: ok… Me: _Opens door_ ---
**Author:** ![Ajolivarez](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ajolivarez/32/75204_2.png) [@Ajolivarez](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Ajolivarez)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/20 "2018-09-27T23:07:19Z")
Knock knock. Who’s there? Nanna. Nanna who? Nanna your business, that’s who. ---
**Author:** ![Flaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f04885/32.png) [@Flaz](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Flaz)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411/21 "2018-09-27T23:11:28Z")
A magic knob to take you where you never thought was possible. Knock knock, Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Dont cry, it was only a man in a skin tight yellow suit! [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/golden-doorknob-lottery-winner-announced/293411.md?page=2)