# Goals in life
**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion
**Created:** [January 27, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200 "2011-01-27T14:02:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2011, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/21 "2011-01-29T05:20:08Z")
fish loaf
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### Author:  [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2011, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/22 "2011-01-29T05:28:42Z")
have some buuuttaaahhhhh
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### Author:  [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/23 "2011-01-31T22:01:05Z")
Dude I’m gonna be a Pokemon MASTER! and then a yoyo MASTER, and then I’m gonna by an ab MASTER, And then I’m gonna be an evil scientist so that I can little hunch backs running around calling me MASTER!
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### Author:  [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/24 "2011-01-31T22:06:56Z")
Or just be… The Master.
[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsJIuzvVqjw)
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### Author:  [@Batryn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Batryn)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2011, 1:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/25 "2011-02-01T01:19:02Z")
Honestly… my goal is to come up with goals.
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### Author:  [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2011, 1:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/26 "2011-02-01T01:19:48Z")
> [@Batryn](#):
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> Honestly… my goal is to come up with goals.
_that was easy_
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### Author:  [@patrickcondon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/patrickcondon)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2011, 2:05am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/27 "2011-02-01T02:05:59Z")
I want to shave tiny bits of a wodden chair into my food for years until it’s all gone so I can brag later in life that I ate a chair.
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### Author:  [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2011, 2:10am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/28 "2011-02-01T02:10:14Z")
> [@patrickcondon](#):
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> I want to shave tiny bits of a wodden chair into my food for years until it’s all gone so I can brag later in life that I ate a chair.
This, I think, is the best one so far.
But fishloaf isn’t bad…
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### Author:  [@patrickcondon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/patrickcondon)
#### Post date: [February 2, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/29 "2011-02-02T16:38:01Z")
The scary thing is that I’m totally serious.
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### Author:  [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)
#### Post date: [February 2, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/30 "2011-02-02T17:34:30Z")
You know what, I’m going to to it to. Maybe I’ll start with a desk…
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### Author:  [@yoyomatt2](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyomatt2)
#### Post date: [February 2, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/31 "2011-02-02T17:43:28Z")
> [@patrickcondon](#):
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> I want to shave tiny bits of a wodden chair into my food for years until it’s all gone so I can brag later in life that I ate a chair.
that is a great idea. i want to try that
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### Author:  [@patrickcondon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/patrickcondon)
#### Post date: [February 2, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/32 "2011-02-02T18:04:34Z")
How original of you guys.
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### Author:  [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)
#### Post date: [February 2, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/33 "2011-02-02T19:28:03Z")
Chairs will not give you the supplements you need to be awesome. I would go with the fish loaf. MMMM Fish loaf GAAAHHH!
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### Author:  [@yoyoTM](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoTM)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/34 "2011-02-03T18:50:53Z")
> [@jhb8426](#):
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> > [@XminusmikeX](#):
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> > I’d be happy to make it out alive at this point
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> Ditto… :wink:
i second that
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### Author:  [@zerrubabbel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/zerrubabbel)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/35 "2011-02-08T18:34:09Z")
ruling the world sounds fun… but is there a way to do that without being diabolical?
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### Author:  [@XminusmikeX](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/XminusmikeX)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/36 "2011-02-08T18:37:59Z")
> [@zerrubabbel](#):
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> ruling the world sounds fun… but is there a way to do that without being diabolical?
You don’t have to be diabolical…you just need to be a tyrant 😃
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### Author:  [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/37 "2011-02-09T15:31:20Z")
> [@XminusmikeX](#):
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> > [@zerrubabbel](#):
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> > ruling the world sounds fun… but is there a way to do that without being diabolical?
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> You don’t have to be diabolical…you just need to be a tyrant 😃
Is that possible. That’s like saying you wanna be a kosher pork chop. It just seems so contradictory. a non-diabolical tyrant.
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### Author:  [@XminusmikeX](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/XminusmikeX)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/38 "2011-02-09T15:45:46Z")
> [@Buddy\_Jim](#):
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> > [@XminusmikeX](#):
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> > > [@zerrubabbel](#):
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> > > ruling the world sounds fun… but is there a way to do that without being diabolical?
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> > You don’t have to be diabolical…you just need to be a tyrant 😃
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> Is that possible. That’s like saying you wanna be a kosher pork chop. It just seems so contradictory. a non-diabolical tyrant.
Yes, it is possible. How you may ask? Because this Tyrant said so…with a smile! 😃
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### Author:  [@Rika-chan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rika-chan)
#### Post date: [February 13, 2011, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/39 "2011-02-13T05:42:58Z")
My goal is to be an endocrinologist specializing in diabetes, or be sponsored in yoyoing ;D
Hows the 1st one for a 13 year old boy???
Pat, your right, you are a wack-job!!! love your sig cuz it be true ftw. I’m tempted to do that now…
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### Author:  [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/goals-in-life/23200/40 "2011-02-14T19:27:59Z")
I’m starting to think that owning a freeze ray would be awesome. If nothing else I could go around town freezing people shouting “FREEZE RAY!” I love Despicable me.
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