funny yoyobot chat


#1

Welcome! You have entered [Chat] at 11:28 am
[smole388] 11:28 am: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
[] 11:28 am: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. But I did not get that. What were we talking about again?
[smole388] 11:29 am: we were talking about how dumb you are
[] 11:29 am: Ah yes, I remember now, is the subject.
[smole388] 11:29 am: duuuuuuuuuuuude
[] 11:29 am: Tell me a story. What do you like to do?
[smole388] 11:29 am: yoyo
[] 11:29 am: We have never talked about it before. Do you like me?
[smole388] 11:30 am: absolutly NOT
[] 11:30 am: Then what is it?
[smole388] 11:30 am: say what
[] 11:30 am: I said, “Then what is it” .
[smole388] 11:30 am: ur retarded
[] 11:30 am: You don’t know that for a fact.
[smole388] 11:31 am: uuuummm yes i do
[] 11:31 am: I have no idea what to say.
[smole388] 11:32 am: YEAH cuz ur an idiot
[] 11:32 am: Next question? That makes sense to me. You don’t know that for a fact.
[smole388] 11:32 am: yes i do
[] 11:32 am: Really.
[smole388] 11:32 am: no u dont
[] 11:32 am: I do too.
[smole388] 11:32 am: shut up
[] 11:32 am: OK I’ll stop talking now.
[smole388] 11:33 am: im gonna crap in your mouth
[] 11:33 am: Do you think your plan will succeed?
[smole388] 11:34 am: my sinister plan is very intracite and well thought out so yes
[] 11:34 am: Your sinister plan is very intracite and well thought out so yes?
[smole388] 11:34 am: yes
[] 11:34 am: What kind is it?
[smole388] 11:34 am: no
[] 11:34 am: That was not a yes or no question.
[smole388] 11:34 am: yes
[] 11:34 am: “That was not a yes or no question”? Yes?
[smole388] 11:35 am: chuck norris
[] 11:35 am: I’ve been waiting for you. Do you have a boyfriend?
[smole388] 11:35 am: yes i do
[] 11:35 am: How often.
[smole388] 11:35 am: NOT
[] 11:35 am: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about NOT. But I did not get that. Do you still smole388?
[smole388] 11:35 am: gtg
[] 11:35 am: Not many people express themselves that way. Do you speak German?
[smole388] 11:36 am: hos do shyzen inda hozen gamacht
[] 11:36 am: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don’t have one for that. What do you like to do?
[smole388] 11:36 am: hola
[] 11:36 am: Howdy!


(Johnny rocks!!!) #2

wrong section but really funny!


#3

lols