# Funny Quotes, Phrases, Sayings and such???
**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion
**Created:** [January 5, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524 "2011-01-05T02:16:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2011, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/21 "2011-01-10T23:35:23Z")
But if he xx’d, he would have almost zz’d so by tt’ing in the middle of his kk, he is one letter away from a discriminatory hate group.
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### Author:  [@Batryn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Batryn)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2011, 12:11am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/22 "2011-01-11T00:11:32Z")
> [@Q](#):
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> But if he xx’d, he would have almost zz’d so by tt’ing in the middle of his kk, he is one letter away from a discriminatory hate group.
LOLLLLLL
I don’t get why you used tt and kk though… XX- to crossing the lake, zz I assume is sleeping and tired… and KK is the lake? but TT?
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### Author:  [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/23 "2011-01-11T00:12:29Z")
TT is representory of the action being performed
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### Author:  [@JUMP](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JUMP)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2011, 2:01am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/24 "2011-01-13T02:01:46Z")
If a kid is late to specail education, is it okay for the teacher to call him tardy?
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### Author:  [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2011, 2:04am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/25 "2011-01-13T02:04:22Z")
> [@Jump](#):
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> If a kid is late to specail education, is it okay for the teacher to call him tardy?
Happened to me once.
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### Author:  [@CodyJam](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/CodyJam)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/26 "2011-01-13T02:22:42Z")
“The Last Time I heard THAT Joke, I Fell off my Dinosaur!”
😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
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### Author:  [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/27 "2011-01-13T02:30:25Z")
AMURCA
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### Author:  [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/28 "2011-01-13T02:44:58Z")
> [@Q](#):
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> AMURCA
“Amurca is the bitter tasting, dark watery liquid which flows from pressed olives under light pressure, prior to the olive oil which only drains under greater pressure.”
-wikipedia
interesting.
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### Author:  [@buddhakeith](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/buddhakeith)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2011, 2:50am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/29 "2011-01-13T02:50:09Z")
Guess we know Q’s drink of choice now
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### Author:  [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2011, 3:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/30 "2011-01-13T03:15:07Z")
Ever tried it? Quite good actually. Not as bitter as they make it seem.
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### Author:  [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/31 "2011-01-13T19:28:27Z")
> [@Q](#):
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> Ever tried it? Quite good actually. Not as bitter as they make it seem.
Nope. But now I do…
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### Author:  [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/32 "2011-01-13T20:11:00Z")
What!?
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### Author:  [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2011, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/33 "2011-01-13T22:11:14Z")
> [@Q](#):
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> What!?
Haven’t you ever seen juicy-juice olive juice?
contains no real juice
kidding
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### Author:  [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2011, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/34 "2011-01-13T22:19:56Z")
A day without light is… you know. Night.
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### Author:  [@yoyoingmonkey](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoingmonkey)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2011, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/35 "2011-01-13T22:22:42Z")
“I’mma beat you like a red headed stepchild”
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### Author:  [@Preinfalk](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Preinfalk)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/36 "2011-01-14T16:16:06Z")
> [@NeilsGnarwhal](#):
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> A day without light is… you know. Night.
Heh, or just a normal winter day in Alaska ;D
When in doubt, C4.
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### Author:  [@pickle24](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/pickle24)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/37 "2011-01-14T17:44:40Z")
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
“Giving up smoking is easy…I’ve done it hundreds of times” -Mark Twain
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity. " -Albert Einstein
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### Author:  [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/38 "2011-01-17T03:12:10Z")
“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
– Mark Twain
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### Author:  [@ExoticMangos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ExoticMangos)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2011, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/39 "2011-01-17T05:38:42Z")
“It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car.”
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