# Funny Quotes, Phrases, Sayings and such??? **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524 "2011-01-05T02:16:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Batryn](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/batryn/32/78_2.png) [@Batryn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Batryn)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/1 "2011-01-05T02:16:25Z")
List list list!!! I’ll start. You don’t need a parachute to skydive, only to skydive twice. Is it good if a vacuum cleaner sucks? Always remember, you are unique, just like everyone else. ---
**Author:** ![Smoke770077](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85f322/32.png) [@Smoke770077](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Smoke770077)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/2 "2011-01-05T04:17:02Z")
In the observatorium at school the Astronomy teacher has alot of great quotes on the wall. My favorite is Time exists so every thing doesn’t all happen at once, Space exists so every thing doesn’t all happen to you ---
**Author:** ![joeyoshmoeyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/aca169/32.png) [@joeyoshmoeyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/joeyoshmoeyo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/3 "2011-01-05T04:57:05Z")
if u kill chuck norris chuck norris will kill u and life is like a box of chocklates ya dont know what a gonna get ---
**Author:** ![buddhakeith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/67e7ee/32.png) [@buddhakeith](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/buddhakeith)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/4 "2011-01-05T11:54:55Z")
I believe in karma… That means I can do bad stuff to you all day and assume you deserve it There’s no point in listening to other people. They’re either gonna be agreeing with you or saying stupid stuff. ---
**Author:** ![themaddoughnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/57b2e6/32.png) [@themaddoughnut](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/themaddoughnut)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/5 "2011-01-05T12:36:40Z")
YOU ATE MY FLYING PURPLE ELEPHANT!!! ---
**Author:** ![d4rqk0n3](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/d4rqk0n3/32/411_2.png) [@d4rqk0n3](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/d4rqk0n3)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/6 "2011-01-05T19:33:32Z")
You shut your mouth when you talk to me! Don’t you look at me in that tone of voice! If I wanted to listen to a butthole I would fart. I didn’t fart, my butt is talking crap behind my back. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_oyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/troy_oyo/32/340_2.png) [@Troy\_oyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Troy_oyo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 12:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/7 "2011-01-06T00:47:09Z")
“May the force be with you” “And also with you” ---
**Author:** ![Chloyo95](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@Chloyo95](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Chloyo95)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/8 "2011-01-06T00:48:42Z")
Inside every keg is a six pack. ---
**Author:** ![Batryn](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/batryn/32/78_2.png) [@Batryn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Batryn)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/9 "2011-01-06T01:18:14Z")
LOL… 😛 If you smacked a child with a bottle of Johnson’s no more tears, wouldn’t that create beautiful irony? A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory. Children don’t make accidents, accidents make children. :🙂 ---
**Author:** ![yoyojamben](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyojamben/32/289780_2.png) [@yoyojamben](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyojamben)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 1:34am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/10 "2011-01-06T01:34:38Z")
Don’t do drugs, or drugs will do you! ---
**Author:** ![themaddoughnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/57b2e6/32.png) [@themaddoughnut](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/themaddoughnut)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/11 "2011-01-07T23:55:23Z")
if pie is pie, what is pie? ---
**Author:** ![quinton](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/quinton/32/376_2.png) [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 1:11am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/12 "2011-01-08T01:11:54Z")
What happens if you pour self raising flour on an orphan? ---
**Author:** ![Samad](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/samad/32/19_2.png) [@Samad](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Samad)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 1:23am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/13 "2011-01-08T01:23:18Z")
“People alive are better than people not alive” - wheezywaiter January 7th, 2011 ---
**Author:** ![yoyofoot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyofoot/32/602_2.png) [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/14 "2011-01-08T02:16:39Z")
“Did you hear about the guy who tried to swim across Grapevine lake? He was halfway there, decided he couldn’t make it, and swam back.” ---
**Author:** ![quinton](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/quinton/32/376_2.png) [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 2:21am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/15 "2011-01-08T02:21:04Z")
I dun get it ---
**Author:** ![yoyofoot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyofoot/32/602_2.png) [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 2:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/16 "2011-01-08T02:25:40Z")
> [@Q](#): > > I dun get it Do you have a room that locks from the outside only? ---
**Author:** ![quinton](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/quinton/32/376_2.png) [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 2:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/17 "2011-01-08T02:26:39Z")
No. Mine locks from the inside. What’s your point? ---
**Author:** ![yoyofoot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyofoot/32/602_2.png) [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/18 "2011-01-08T02:27:52Z")
Well, we could lock you in the room… and let you have some food when you figure it out. ---
**Author:** ![Cameron364](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Cameron364](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Cameron364)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 10:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/19 "2011-01-10T22:34:26Z")
Where did you get those clothes? … The toilet store WHAMMY HHAAYYOOHHH I love scotch, scotch loves me, it goes down, down in to my belly All anchorman I look like a nerdy hill billy How dare you she is a nice lady The Hangover ---
**Author:** ![Batryn](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/batryn/32/78_2.png) [@Batryn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Batryn)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524/20 "2011-01-10T23:14:07Z")
> [@Q](#): > > I dun get it LOL Q… if you try to swim across a lake, but you only make it halfway… then you just went 50% correct? Then you swim back because you’re tired, going back the other 50%, and 50%+50%=XX meaning he could have just YYY [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/funny-quotes-phrases-sayings-and-such/22524.md?page=2)