# Feeling unintelligent **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [November 8, 2012, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975 "2012-11-08T23:10:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/22 "2012-11-11T02:21:30Z")
> [@abby1371](#): > > Not surprised quite the story ya got there yeah. kinda fun to look at the lead in my wrist… ---
**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/23 "2012-11-11T02:24:04Z")
Are we saying who has went through the most pain now? I’ve had my tongue cut it half by slipping on stairs… ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 2:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/24 "2012-11-11T02:25:33Z")
> [@Shadowz143](#): > > Are we saying who has went through the most pain now? > > I’ve had my tongue cut it half by slipping on stairs… I’ve broken, fractured and sprained my right wrist. three seperate times. ---
**Author:** ![StrippedAxle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/strippedaxle/32/1163_2.png) [@StrippedAxle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/StrippedAxle)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/25 "2012-11-11T02:37:28Z")
I think I might have a pretty good one. So I was maybe 5 years old, and became bored while at a meeting with my parents. Being that there was nothing to play with, I resorted to trying to fit through the hole in the back of a folding chair. I was in the hole, and suddenly, it collapsed on me, slamming my head into the ground. I blacked out for a minute or two, and when I got up, I had amnesia for another minute or so. I suddenly burst into tears, and was rushed to the hospital. My two front teeth had come out of their sockets and turned into my mouth, and my mom had to push them back in in hopes of being able to save them. In the end, I got some pretty bad rug burn on my face, and those two front teeth turned gray for a few months. Now if we want to talk about pain stories of people we know, then my dad would probably top all. ---
**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/26 "2012-11-11T02:38:54Z")
You guys break bones, tongues, wrists, muscles, and a bunch of other stuff too much. then again guys will be guys. Pretty much my brother he claims he’s broken all his fingers and toes at one point or another. I know they probably at worst bin they have bin sprained. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 2:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/27 "2012-11-11T02:39:47Z")
> [@StrippedAxle](#): > > I think I might have a pretty good one. > > So I was maybe 5 years old, and became bored while at a meeting with my parents. Being that there was nothing to play with, I resorted to trying to fit through the hole in the back of a folding chair. I was in the hole, and suddenly, it collapsed on me, slamming my head into the ground. I blacked out for a minute or two, and when I got up, I had amnesia for another minute or so. I suddenly burst into tears, and was rushed to the hospital. My two front teeth had come out of their sockets and turned into my mouth, and my mom had to push them back in in hopes of being able to save them. In the end, I got some pretty bad rug burn on my face, and those two front teeth turned gray for a few months. > > Now if we want to talk about pain stories of people we know, then my dad would probably top all. _Ahem_ My dad was in jeep. It rolled over, He fractured his elbow in 17 places… My cousin had part of his finger torn off because of a lawn mower. my sister broke her jaw from falling off her bike… I have a crazy family. ;D ---
**Author:** ![BanjoSpins](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/banjospins/32/704_2.png) [@BanjoSpins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/BanjoSpins)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/28 "2012-11-11T02:44:37Z")
> [@StrippedAxle](#): > > > [@abby1371](#): > > > > A ruler? Now that you need to go into detail > > Well, I was barely 2, and I was bored out of my mind. I picked up a metal edged ruler and went under a table with it. I played with it for awhile (doing what I don’t know), and then I must have crawled on top of it or fell on it or something. It pierced in to the side of my right knee, leaving a scar there that I still have today. Actually, I still have that same ruler in my house, and I do use it when I need one. > [@StrippedAxle](#): > > I think I might have a pretty good one. > > So I was maybe 5 years old, and became bored while at a meeting with my parents. Being that there was nothing to play with, I resorted to trying to fit through the hole in the back of a folding chair. I was in the hole, and suddenly, it collapsed on me, slamming my head into the ground. I blacked out for a minute or two, and when I got up, I had amnesia for another minute or so. I suddenly burst into tears, and was rushed to the hospital. My two front teeth had come out of their sockets and turned into my mouth, and my mom had to push them back in in hopes of being able to save them. In the end, I got some pretty bad rug burn on my face, and those two front teeth turned gray for a few months. > > Now if we want to talk about pain stories of people we know, then my dad would probably top all. Stripped Axle Someone needs to step in and keep you away from yourself, you’re like your own worst enemy. If you wake up in the morning and find you are in your room call the authorities, you might be there to hurt you. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 2:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/29 "2012-11-11T02:46:17Z")
> [@BanjoSpins](#): > > > [@StrippedAxle](#): > > > > > [@abby1371](#): > > > > > > A ruler? Now that you need to go into detail > > > > Well, I was barely 2, and I was bored out of my mind. I picked up a metal edged ruler and went under a table with it. I played with it for awhile (doing what I don’t know), and then I must have crawled on top of it or fell on it or something. It pierced in to the side of my right knee, leaving a scar there that I still have today. Actually, I still have that same ruler in my house, and I do use it when I need one. > > > [@StrippedAxle](#): > > > > I think I might have a pretty good one. > > > > So I was maybe 5 years old, and became bored while at a meeting with my parents. Being that there was nothing to play with, I resorted to trying to fit through the hole in the back of a folding chair. I was in the hole, and suddenly, it collapsed on me, slamming my head into the ground. I blacked out for a minute or two, and when I got up, I had amnesia for another minute or so. I suddenly burst into tears, and was rushed to the hospital. My two front teeth had come out of their sockets and turned into my mouth, and my mom had to push them back in in hopes of being able to save them. In the end, I got some pretty bad rug burn on my face, and those two front teeth turned gray for a few months. > > > > Now if we want to talk about pain stories of people we know, then my dad would probably top all. > > Stripped Axle > Someone needs to step in and keep you away from yourself, you’re like your own worst enemy. > If you wake up in the morning and find you are in your room call the authorities, you might be there to hurt you. haha, that made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/30 "2012-11-11T02:50:48Z")
Yeah me too. ---
**Author:** ![yoyoavenger](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoavenger/32/884_2.png) [@yoyoavenger](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoavenger)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/31 "2012-11-11T15:44:46Z")
My aunt broke her pinkie three times. It’s all crooked now. I broke mine too. I injured my neck attempting a backflip on solid ground, my brother got a massive bruise, and I mean MASSIVE on his face from doing a front flip and over rotating and smashing his face on his knee. When he first came home I though he was eating a giant jawbreaker. At the ER they drained 3 cubic centimeters of blood from his cheek. When my dad was 1 he put his finger under a buzz saw, cutting it right down the fingernail. He still has the mark where the fingernail tried to heal. ---
**Author:** ![BanjoSpins](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/banjospins/32/704_2.png) [@BanjoSpins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/BanjoSpins)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/32 "2012-11-11T15:59:26Z")
This thread is beginning to make me queasy. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/33 "2012-11-11T16:23:04Z")
Yeah me too it’s kinda getting really gross oh well ---
**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/34 "2012-11-11T21:16:44Z")
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**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/35 "2012-11-11T22:01:31Z")
??? I’m confused by that. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/36 "2012-11-11T22:05:22Z")
> [@abby1371](#): > > ??? I’m confused by that. It’ basically saying he would have put a witty comment but was too lazy. He would’ve put a witty comment to reply to the title, I believe. ---
**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/37 "2012-11-11T22:24:37Z")
Oh that makes sense now! ---
**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/38 "2012-11-12T00:17:59Z")
Yes I put in a witty comment by simply saying “witty comment” because it takes wit to know when to put “witty comment” and when to put an actual witty comment ---
**Author:** ![Nemyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nemyo/32/14407_2.png) [@Nemyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Nemyo)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 4:36am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/39 "2012-11-12T04:36:52Z")
… And I’ve never broken a bone in my life 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/40 "2012-11-12T04:39:43Z")
> [@Nemyo](#): > > … And I’ve never broken a bone in my life 🙂 haha, I’ve broken/fractured my wrist twice, sprained it once. Twice from playing soccer, the other from standing on a roller chair to reach for something. Never make that mistake again…It slipped out from under me and my wrist broke my fall. My family didn’t take me to the doctor until about one or two days later because they didn’t think it was serious, despite what I kept telling them. “I can’t move my hand! It HURTS!” “Oh come on, you’re just psyching yourself out.” ---
**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 4:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975/41 "2012-11-12T04:56:24Z")
> [@Nemyo](#): > > … And I’ve never broken a bone in my life 🙂 \ that’s awesome breaking stuff isn’t something to be proud of it just means you or someone else messed up. lol [Previous page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/feeling-unintelligent/44975.md?page=3)