Favorite quotes


#1

What are your guys’ favorite quotes? Or pickup lines? Andythhing in that category is fine. Here’s mine:
It’s time to kick a** and chew bubble gum… But I’m all outta bubble gum


#2

mine is what my signature is


(PutridNebula) #3

One Death is a tragedy, One million is a statistic.

Give me something to die for, so it is beautiful to live.

Satisfaction is the bane of Progression.

Fire without movement is a waste of ammo, Movement without fire is suicide.

Thats it off of the top of my head.


#4

learning how to fly is learning to throw your self at the ground and miss

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?


(Troy(oyo) #5

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In a society that has abolished all adventure, the only adventure left is to abolish that society

Oh, brave new world

Rosebud…


(XxFlyingSquirrelxX) #6

“Common sense is not so common.” - Albert Einstein

“You feel lucky punk? Well do ya?” - Dirty Harry


#7

There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying.
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Pick a nice day, and try it.

The first part is easy.
All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward with all your weight, and the willingness not to mind that it’s going to hurt.

Clearly, it is the second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties. You have to miss the ground accidentally.


#8

“these pretzels are making me thirsty”-cosmo kramer

who ate my flying purple elephant?


#9

Right off the top of my head I believe Einstein said “With mathematics the things that pertain to reality are uncertain, and of the things we certain of they do not pertain to reality”.

I also like
“I’m a little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle, and here is a note from my shrink. He says I’m getting better; last week I was a toaster oven.”

Finally “We don’t need beer we got Mountain Dew”


#10

Heres Mine:

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my Dinosaur. :wink:


(Matty#14) #11

I have plenty of pick up lines that I may or may not get banned for, But I do have one quote

“Pressure can burst a pipe, or pressure can make a diamond.”

                                         --Robert Horry

#12

“Don’t do drugs, or drugs will do you!”
-Warren The Ape


#13

“Mint Berry Crunch!”
-South Park 2010


#14

How many times are you going to spell crunch wrong?


#15

A bunch.


(PutridNebula) #16

We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with absolutely nothing.

I couldn’t remember the entire thing until I googled a portion of it, I don’t know if Mother Theresa actually said this but I know that this sums up my entire experience in the Marines, every time I was deployed someone wrote this quote in our Hooch (living quarters). Simply put I love this quote.


#17

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.


#18

Don’t steal- the government hates competion.


#19

“HEY THERES SKITTLE IN THERE!” - The Hangover ;D


#20

Or did he spell it wrong…