# Dad joke thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![CrazyBrave333](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CrazyBrave333](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/CrazyBrave333)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 3:49am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/168 "2020-09-06T03:49:07Z")
Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well… ---
**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2020, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/169 "2020-09-21T18:39:08Z")
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing. ---
**Author:** ![Exmime](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/exmime/32/40143_2.png) [@Exmime](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Exmime)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2020, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/170 "2020-09-22T20:00:59Z")
Its already been a tough year, but 2020 can’t end. Because that would be admitting 2021. ---
**Author:** ![GoYoYuRu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/goyoyuru/32/650021_2.png) [@GoYoYuRu](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GoYoYuRu)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2020, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/171 "2020-09-22T21:37:12Z")
I hate Russian Dolls…so full of themselves. Ill see myself out… ---
**Author:** ![GoYoYuRu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/goyoyuru/32/650021_2.png) [@GoYoYuRu](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GoYoYuRu)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2020, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/172 "2020-09-22T21:39:29Z")
Three men walk into a bar…you think the third would have ducked. ---
**Author:** ![skitrz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/skitrz/32/849_2.png) [@skitrz](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/skitrz)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2020, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/173 "2020-09-22T22:01:05Z")
If I ever need a heart transplant I want his/hers. It’s never been used. ---
**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/174 "2020-10-01T13:20:41Z")
Why did the yoyoer bring toilet paper to a party? He’s a party pooper. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisFrancz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/chrisfrancz/32/48992_2.png) [@ChrisFrancz](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ChrisFrancz)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/175 "2020-10-01T14:29:36Z")
That is sooooo baaaaad! Why am I chuckling?!? ---
**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/176 "2020-10-07T19:55:59Z")
Why did the skeleton burp? It didn’t have the guts to fart! ---
**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/177 "2020-10-07T21:32:04Z")
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. credit: snacks jr. ---
**Author:** ![AngryGumball](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/angrygumball/32/683872_2.png) [@AngryGumball](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AngryGumball)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/178 "2020-10-07T21:35:03Z")
Q: What is “Muffins” spelled backwards? A: It’s that thing you do when you pull them out of the oven ---
**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/179 "2020-10-07T21:56:42Z")
oh man, that was dad! ---
**Author:** ![beherenow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/beherenow/32/125309_2.png) [@beherenow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/beherenow)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/180 "2020-10-07T22:58:43Z")
Not a joke per se, but now when I get undressed for bed I say… [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/7/5/b/75bcc399fd19574a5a891fbaa06a03c4a902c73d.jpeg "Roll that beautiful bean footage") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VNB14TR0lw) Edit: messed up the joke What do beer and frog legs have in common? The hops. ---
**Author:** ![FourCorner](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fourcorner/32/122296_2.png) [@FourCorner](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/FourCorner)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/181 "2020-12-22T14:41:22Z")
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. ---
**Author:** ![Exmime](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/exmime/32/40143_2.png) [@Exmime](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Exmime)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/182 "2020-12-22T14:48:05Z")
When I was little , my parents would feed me alphabet soup, claiming that it was my favorite, but they were just… …putting words in my mouth. ---
**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/183 "2020-12-22T14:58:34Z")
when you kiss your honey and your nose is very runny you may think it’s funny but it’snot ---
**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/184 "2021-02-11T21:38:01Z")
Where’s the best place for us to keep our Dad jokes? In a Dad-abase. ---
**Author:** ![Shwa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shwa/32/108351_2.png) [@Shwa](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shwa)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/185 "2021-02-11T21:41:33Z")
My dad’s fav… How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way. ---
**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/186 "2021-06-16T13:19:21Z")
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire ---
**Author:** ![LinksLegionaire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/linkslegionaire/32/886_2.png) [@LinksLegionaire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LinksLegionaire)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/187 "2021-06-16T14:18:29Z")
So I was recently in the Bahamas on vacation. A single slice of cherry pie costs $3.50 there, yet the SAME EXACT slice of pie only costs $2.00 in Jamaica, which I found to be odd. In case you were interested in pie rates of the Caribbean. [Previous page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462.md?page=8) [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462.md?page=10)