# Dad joke thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Kyle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kyle/32/85091_2.png) [@Kyle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Kyle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/148 "2020-06-25T13:59:43Z")
y ---
**Author:** ![PCaliyoyos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/pcaliyoyos/32/108396_2.png) [@PCaliyoyos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PCaliyoyos)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/149 "2020-06-25T14:26:26Z")
as a fifteen year old living in 2020 i find dad jokes _very_ cringey. ---
**Author:** ![Kyle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kyle/32/85091_2.png) [@Kyle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Kyle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/150 "2020-06-25T14:38:15Z")
aight welp imma head out… ---
**Author:** ![PCaliyoyos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/pcaliyoyos/32/108396_2.png) [@PCaliyoyos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PCaliyoyos)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/151 "2020-06-25T15:09:47Z")
lol you can still post here, i’ll just not read this thread. ---
**Author:** ![FrankieJR](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/frankiejr/32/74848_2.png) [@FrankieJR](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/FrankieJR)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/152 "2020-06-25T20:14:14Z")
The day my kids say my jokes are “cringey” they will sleep outside ---
**Author:** ![PCaliyoyos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/pcaliyoyos/32/108396_2.png) [@PCaliyoyos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PCaliyoyos)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/153 "2020-06-25T20:16:47Z")
luckily i’m not your kid. :wink: ---
**Author:** ![French](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/french/32/70748_2.png) [@French](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/French)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/154 "2020-06-25T22:35:39Z")
I can’t speak for @FrankieJR, but, I take great pride in making my kids feel my jokes are cringey. ---
**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2020, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/155 "2020-07-03T15:27:18Z")
Why is it impossible to tell when a pterodactyl is using the bathroom? Because the P is silent. ---
**Author:** ![Kyle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kyle/32/85091_2.png) [@Kyle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Kyle)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2020, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/156 "2020-07-03T17:03:00Z")
my sister uses this all the time lol ---
**Author:** ![Yo-yoislife](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yo-yoislife/32/87261_2.png) [@Yo-yoislife](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yo-yoislife)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2020, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/157 "2020-07-03T17:23:53Z")
What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck! For you “back to the future” fans… What has 4 wheels and flies? A Delorean! ---
**Author:** ![Crodley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5a626/32.png) [@Crodley](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Crodley)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/158 "2020-07-05T19:40:33Z")
Did you hear about the Circus fire in Florida? It was intense. ---
**Author:** ![Exmime](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/exmime/32/40143_2.png) [@Exmime](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Exmime)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/159 "2020-07-05T20:07:08Z")
My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3am. Can you believe it? Luckily I was still up playing the drums. ---
**Author:** ![Yo-yoislife](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yo-yoislife/32/87261_2.png) [@Yo-yoislife](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yo-yoislife)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/160 "2020-07-05T23:07:57Z")
What has multiple hearts but no other organs? a deck of cards! What has a singular heart and no other organs? An Artichoke ---
**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2020, 3:21am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/161 "2020-07-06T03:21:15Z")
do you mean the “Florida” from the News? ---
**Author:** ![MattB](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mattb/32/14529_2.png) [@MattB](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MattB)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 1:45am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/162 "2020-07-10T01:45:53Z")
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot… I don’t know how you sleep at night. ---
**Author:** ![stevejspins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@stevejspins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stevejspins)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2020, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/163 "2020-07-11T17:46:10Z")
“I’m an excellent cook, my specialties are peach cobbler and pepper steak.” “Really that’s interesting. Which one is this?” ---
**Author:** ![PCaliyoyos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/pcaliyoyos/32/108396_2.png) [@PCaliyoyos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PCaliyoyos)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2020, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/164 "2020-07-11T17:51:56Z")
pepper steak is delicious. ---
**Author:** ![stevejspins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@stevejspins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stevejspins)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2020, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/165 "2020-07-12T20:06:44Z")
What is a pirate’s favorite place to eat? Arrrrrrby’s ---
**Author:** ![stevejspins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@stevejspins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stevejspins)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2020, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/166 "2020-07-12T20:11:12Z")
[20 Cringey Ones](https://theawesomedaily.com/20-cringey-jokes-that-are-so-bad-theyre-hilarious/) ---
**Author:** ![beherenow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/beherenow/32/125309_2.png) [@beherenow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/beherenow)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/167 "2020-09-05T23:46:04Z")
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