# Dad joke thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Rbacon50](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rbacon50/32/47164_2.png) [@Rbacon50](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rbacon50)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2019, 4:34am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/124 "2019-09-24T04:34:53Z")
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen. ---
**Author:** ![skitrz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/skitrz/32/849_2.png) [@skitrz](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/skitrz)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2019, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/125 "2019-09-24T12:36:49Z")
What do you call a cow that jumps through a barb wire fence? Shredded beef! ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2019, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/128 "2019-09-24T18:16:11Z")
Why couldn’t the bicycle make it up the hill? Because it was two tired. ---
**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2019, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/129 "2019-09-24T20:56:05Z")
a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “why the long face?” ---
**Author:** ![gregoryfromearth](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gregoryfromearth/32/46140_2.png) [@gregoryfromearth](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/gregoryfromearth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 12:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/130 "2019-09-25T00:44:58Z")
I entered ten jokes in a pun writing contest. I thought for sure one would win, but no pun in ten did. ---
**Author:** ![skitrz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/skitrz/32/849_2.png) [@skitrz](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/skitrz)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 3:07am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/131 "2019-09-25T03:07:34Z")
Just kidding. That’s no joke! ---
**Author:** ![MoosaK](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/moosak/32/116955_2.png) [@MoosaK](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MoosaK)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 3:55am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/132 "2019-09-25T03:55:36Z")
There are waayyy too many dads here… ---
**Author:** ![Yoyosampler](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyosampler/32/50693_2.png) [@Yoyosampler](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yoyosampler)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 2:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/134 "2019-12-13T02:39:48Z")
> [@Rbacon50](#): > > What do you call a woman with one leg? > > Eileen. Where does Eileen work? I-Hop (Credit to Larry the Cable guy for that) ---
**Author:** ![beherenow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/beherenow/32/125309_2.png) [@beherenow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/beherenow)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/135 "2020-01-10T23:47:18Z")
Son: People say we’re pyromaniacs. Dad: Yes, we arson. ---
**Author:** ![ClaytonDM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@ClaytonDM](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ClaytonDM)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/136 "2020-01-11T07:17:23Z")
> [@anon52123740](#): > > When the president is in danger, the secret service doesn’t say “get down” anymore. They say “Donald, duck.” Hahahahahahaha hahaha…hah…ha…heh… Ok I’m done. ---
**Author:** ![ClaytonDM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@ClaytonDM](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ClaytonDM)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/137 "2020-01-11T07:20:58Z")
“I need to get my dog fixed.” “Why, is it broken?” ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/138 "2020-01-11T07:34:41Z")
_Classic_ ---
**Author:** ![AKYOYOMIKE](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/akyoyomike/32/286732_2.png) [@AKYOYOMIKE](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AKYOYOMIKE)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/140 "2020-01-11T15:27:32Z")
@smileypants707 you are hysterical ---
**Author:** ![beeebon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/beeebon/32/30672_2.png) [@beeebon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/beeebon)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/141 "2020-01-11T16:40:08Z")
I used to be indecisive but now I’m not too sure. ---
**Author:** ![ClaytonDM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@ClaytonDM](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ClaytonDM)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/142 "2020-01-12T06:47:42Z")
“Hey, what are you up to?” “About a dollar and a quarter!” ---
**Author:** ![Yo-yoislife](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yo-yoislife/32/87261_2.png) [@Yo-yoislife](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yo-yoislife)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/143 "2020-06-24T23:06:51Z")
Why did the golfer change his pants? He got a hole in one ---
**Author:** ![Yo-yoislife](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yo-yoislife/32/87261_2.png) [@Yo-yoislife](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yo-yoislife)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/144 "2020-06-24T23:07:41Z")
What did the fish yell when he was swimming towards a wall? Dam! ---
**Author:** ![Yo-yoislife](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yo-yoislife/32/87261_2.png) [@Yo-yoislife](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yo-yoislife)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/145 "2020-06-24T23:09:53Z")
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t bad but the reception was incredible! ---
**Author:** ![Kyle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kyle/32/85091_2.png) [@Kyle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Kyle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 12:57am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/146 "2020-06-25T00:57:32Z")
ill just _causually_ leave this [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=injQkIaeP9U) ---
**Author:** ![PCaliyoyos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/pcaliyoyos/32/108396_2.png) [@PCaliyoyos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PCaliyoyos)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/147 "2020-06-25T13:53:19Z")
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