# Dad joke thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![AngryGumball](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/angrygumball/32/683872_2.png) [@AngryGumball](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AngryGumball)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 3:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/84 "2019-04-08T03:13:58Z")
Dad jokes…there was one that my dad has done since I was little. Whenever we’d go to the town of Alameda (small island in the bay area) we’d pass by a sign that says “Draw bridge” as you cross one to get to the island. Whenever we’d go there my dad would always tell us “Don’t forget your pencils.” I continue this tradition and tell that to my cousin when I’m on my way to the Spindox yoyo club, crossing that same bridge. ---
**Author:** ![LordFungusOne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/lordfungusone/32/47855_2.png) [@LordFungusOne](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LordFungusOne)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/85 "2019-04-08T20:17:47Z")
How does a penguin build his house? …It igloos it together… ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/86 "2019-04-08T20:27:00Z")
That was a stretch. But I’m pretty sure that especially bad dad jokes are somehow regarded as especially good dad jokes? ---
**Author:** ![Myk\_Myk](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/myk_myk/32/63087_2.png) [@Myk\_Myk](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Myk_Myk)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/87 "2019-04-09T15:59:31Z")
I just made up one, though probably been thought up already… “What do you call a band of Loony Scottish Streakers?” “The Off KILTers!” ---
**Author:** ![Myk\_Myk](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/myk_myk/32/63087_2.png) [@Myk\_Myk](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Myk_Myk)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/88 "2019-04-09T17:56:44Z")
> [@LordFungusOne](#): > > How does a penguin build his house? > …It igloos is together… > [@smileypants707](#): > > That was a stretch. But I’m pretty sure that especially bad dad jokes are somehow regarded as especially good dad jokes? I think it works, better it you drop the first “it”: “Igloos it together” ---
**Author:** ![JWaugh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jwaugh/32/42366_2.png) [@JWaugh](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JWaugh)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/89 "2019-04-09T22:35:19Z")
> [@smileypants707](#): > > What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, always has 6 letters, but never has 5 letters Can you please explain this to me? ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/90 "2019-04-09T22:37:12Z")
No has 2 letters, you has 3 letters, got has 3 letters, this has 4 letters, man has 3 letters ---
**Author:** ![JWaugh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jwaugh/32/42366_2.png) [@JWaugh](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JWaugh)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/91 "2019-04-09T22:56:10Z")
Oh lmfao _facepalm_ ---
**Author:** ![Saber](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/saber/32/52611_2.png) [@Saber](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Saber)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/92 "2019-04-11T06:47:25Z")
![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/7/5/c/75ca920a4336fc3fca5ef1f58edc5de0361ddfe6.jpeg) You’re welcome :wink: ---
**Author:** ![JWaugh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jwaugh/32/42366_2.png) [@JWaugh](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JWaugh)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/93 "2019-04-11T10:38:02Z")
Literally just died, also I said “Shut up Wesley” in my head just for nostalgia. ---
**Author:** ![Damb](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/damb/32/44045_2.png) [@Damb](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Damb)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/94 "2019-04-11T14:03:53Z")
_April showers bring May flowers_ And what do May flowers bring? _Pilgrims_ Oh and smallpox, malaria, measles, tuberculosis, etc. ---
**Author:** ![JWaugh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jwaugh/32/42366_2.png) [@JWaugh](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JWaugh)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/95 "2019-04-11T17:31:34Z")
Lol post must be 4 characters 👌 ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/96 "2019-04-11T17:56:45Z")
How do you get the text that teeny? ---
**Author:** ![JWaugh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jwaugh/32/42366_2.png) [@JWaugh](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JWaugh)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/97 "2019-04-11T18:26:37Z")
I only do it to get around the “post must be 4 characters” thingy which I’m sure I definitely should not do because they already implemented the liking system (also, Jeff, I run out too often, can you give me unlimited likes?) But all you need to do is stack the thingy that says (arrow)sub(arrow) a bunch on either side, I do multiples of 3, and normally 12 reps of (sub) is what does it, quite tedious to type on a phone but still fun lol. remember to count in 3s, it makes it a lot easier. ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/98 "2019-04-11T18:34:32Z")
Oh, gotcha. I have done it that way too, I just didn’t know if there was a specific element or attribute for making words teeny tiny. ---
**Author:** ![JWaugh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jwaugh/32/42366_2.png) [@JWaugh](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JWaugh)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/99 "2019-04-11T18:59:02Z")
Yup! @codinghorror ---
**Author:** ![beherenow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/beherenow/32/125309_2.png) [@beherenow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/beherenow)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2019, 2:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/100 "2019-04-12T02:25:52Z")
Why don’t people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? . . . . The punchline is too long. ---
**Author:** ![kksimon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kksimon/32/46108_2.png) [@kksimon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/kksimon)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2019, 2:45am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/101 "2019-04-12T02:45:31Z")
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? ---
**Author:** ![anon5341354](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@anon5341354](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon5341354)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2019, 4:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/102 "2019-08-24T04:29:47Z")
Why did the German man fall ill after walking to the butcher’s shop?.. …Because he took a turn for the wurst. ---
**Author:** ![kksimon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kksimon/32/46108_2.png) [@kksimon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/kksimon)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2019, 4:49am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/103 "2019-08-24T04:49:30Z")
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