# Dad joke thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Walker253](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4da419/32.png) [@Walker253](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Walker253)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/64 "2018-12-09T20:29:03Z")
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans ---
**Author:** ![Dalex](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dalex/32/43290_2.png) [@Dalex](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Dalex)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/65 "2018-12-10T22:04:02Z")
I don’t know if these qualify as dad jokes, but I found a list of jokes I made a while back and thought I would share: I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang…then it hit me. The man who invented the door-knocker got a no-bell prize. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I will show you A-flat minor. ---
**Author:** ![Dalex](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dalex/32/43290_2.png) [@Dalex](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Dalex)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/66 "2018-12-10T22:05:56Z")
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He’s all right now. My little brother said that the onion is the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. I think Santa has a riverfront property in Brazil. All my presents came from the Amazon this year. ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/67 "2018-12-10T22:06:58Z")
These are gold man, bravo! ---
**Author:** ![Dalex](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dalex/32/43290_2.png) [@Dalex](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Dalex)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/68 "2018-12-10T22:07:31Z")
Sadly, I didn’t come up with these…but hey. They’re good for a laugh! ---
**Author:** ![Dalex](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dalex/32/43290_2.png) [@Dalex](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Dalex)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/69 "2018-12-10T22:08:28Z")
Forgot about this one: William disliked his time in the army. He always flinched at the phrase, “Fire at will!” ---
**Author:** ![LinksLegionaire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/linkslegionaire/32/886_2.png) [@LinksLegionaire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LinksLegionaire)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/70 "2018-12-10T22:11:05Z")
Link to comic (NSFW - language): [The truth about dad jokes - Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/ADImt3B.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/71 "2018-12-10T22:12:47Z")
Wow. That was… Wow ---
**Author:** ![anon19434144](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ccd318/32.png) [@anon19434144](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon19434144)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 3:51am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/72 "2018-12-11T03:51:04Z")
I’m not a dad but I sometimes feel “dad” inside… ---
**Author:** ![Yoyosampler](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyosampler/32/50693_2.png) [@Yoyosampler](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yoyosampler)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 4:23am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/73 "2018-12-12T04:23:19Z")
No problem! They aren’t exactly mine or my dad’s, but you’re welcome to them. Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/74 "2019-03-04T06:31:45Z")
Did you hear about the mathematician who hates negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. ---
**Author:** ![Rbacon50](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rbacon50/32/47164_2.png) [@Rbacon50](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rbacon50)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/75 "2019-03-04T20:49:38Z")
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 2:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/76 "2019-03-29T02:53:24Z")
![Screenshot_20190328-214958_Chrome](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/4/b/a/4ba199405756a21eafafaa236b11cddb7474d11d.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![eternalmetal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/eternalmetal/32/44877_2.png) [@eternalmetal](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/eternalmetal)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 3:08am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/77 "2019-03-29T03:08:02Z")
> [@smileypants707](#): > > Why was Yoda afraid of 7? > > Because 6, 7 8 This one still owns the thread. ---
**Author:** ![LordFungusOne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/lordfungusone/32/47855_2.png) [@LordFungusOne](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LordFungusOne)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 3:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/78 "2019-03-29T03:35:53Z")
Why did the coffee file a police report? …Because it got mugged! ---
**Author:** ![Rbacon50](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rbacon50/32/47164_2.png) [@Rbacon50](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rbacon50)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/79 "2019-04-01T21:29:01Z")
What’s brown and sticky? A stick. ---
**Author:** ![Dabid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dabid/32/23183_2.png) [@Dabid](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Dabid)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/80 "2019-04-01T22:18:07Z")
I heard a scarecrow won a Nobel peace prize, apparently he was outstanding in his field ---
**Author:** ![Dabid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dabid/32/23183_2.png) [@Dabid](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Dabid)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/81 "2019-04-07T22:39:25Z")
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Because he was _two tierd_ ---
**Author:** ![eternalmetal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/eternalmetal/32/44877_2.png) [@eternalmetal](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/eternalmetal)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 11:20pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/82 "2019-04-07T23:20:53Z")
It would be tire (tire as in wheel, and tire as in exausted) then d, so tired. Tier is like ranking and such. Good dad joke though 😛 edit: the pun is on two/too, not tired. ---
**Author:** ![stevejspins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@stevejspins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stevejspins)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 12:36am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/83 "2019-04-08T00:36:48Z")
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