# Dad joke thread
**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion
**Created:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@codinghorror](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/codinghorror)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2018, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/44 "2018-12-06T22:24:54Z")
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### Author:  [@kksimon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/kksimon)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2018, 10:40pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/45 "2018-12-06T22:40:52Z")
its kinda like crushing soda cans… its soda-pressing
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### Author:  [@anon19434144](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon19434144)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 1:23am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/46 "2018-12-07T01:23:08Z")
Just forwarded that to my dad and brother!
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### Author:  [@Evan\_the\_yoyo\_boy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Evan_the_yoyo_boy)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 1:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/47 "2018-12-07T01:53:22Z")
I’m sure y’all all heard this before but this is the only one I could think of…
Why was 6 afraid of 7
(Here it comes) 😬😬😬
Because 7 8 9!
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### Author:  [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 2:03am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/48 "2018-12-07T02:03:44Z")
Jeez _dad_ 🙄
You’re embarrassing me
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### Author:  [@anon19434144](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon19434144)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 2:08am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/49 "2018-12-07T02:08:44Z")
Follow @codinghorror link above. Here is one from the link:
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. Like all animals, it is an automaton, driven by blind genetic imperative, marching slowly to oblivion.
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### Author:  [@YoyoGeezer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoGeezer)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 2:09am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/50 "2018-12-07T02:09:07Z")
French Rupture by Jaques Tootight.
English Rupture by Lord Howard Hurtz.
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### Author:  [@Evan\_the\_yoyo\_boy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Evan_the_yoyo_boy)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 2:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/51 "2018-12-07T02:15:27Z")
I’m sorry, my son, I will stop.
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### Author:  [@codinghorror](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/codinghorror)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2018, 2:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/52 "2018-12-07T02:19:46Z")
> [@anon19434144](#):
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> How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. Like all animals, it is an automaton, driven by blind genetic imperative, marching slowly to oblivion.
See now _that’s just funny_
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### Author:  [@E2\_yoyos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/E2_yoyos)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2018, 2:11am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/53 "2018-12-08T02:11:26Z")
Husband: im organizing the herbs alphabetically now.
Wife: why, where would you find the time?
Husband: thats easy, next to the sage
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### Author:  [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2018, 4:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/54 "2018-12-08T04:29:28Z")
Funny story kind of related:
I was in the produce section at a grocery store in Northern California one time, and there were probably about four random people all in my direct vicinity within earshot.
Some random dude walks up to us and asks a general question to all of us:
“Hey, does anyone know what thyme looks like?”
All of us paused what we were doing and kind of stared off like “wooah”. We thought he meant _time_. That dude broke our minds! Haha
We pretty quickly realized he was talking about the herb, but it was so funny that we all had the same reaction. Definitely a memory I’ll never forget 🤣
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### Author:  [@anon19434144](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon19434144)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2018, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/55 "2018-12-08T12:19:02Z")
I was sitting at the activities desk yesterday handing out ping pong paddles and basketballs and left this note for other employees…
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### Author:  [@ClaytonDM](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ClaytonDM)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/56 "2018-12-08T16:34:39Z")
Did you hear Fedex is merging with UPS?
They’re calling it FedUps.
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### Author:  [@Yoyosampler](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yoyosampler)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2018, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/57 "2018-12-08T19:39:13Z")
A few that always made me laugh as a kid:
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call a blind buck? No-eyed-deer
What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no-eyed-deer
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### Author:  [@MrMiracle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MrMiracle)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2018, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/58 "2018-12-08T19:49:56Z")
How does a train eat?
It chew chews…
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### Author:  [@Jhonaker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Jhonaker)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/59 "2018-12-08T20:14:41Z")
@Yoyosampler These are gold. Thank you! I will have to steal these and use them often.
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### Author:  [@SuperWideAngle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SuperWideAngle)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2018, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/60 "2018-12-08T20:15:16Z")
How come the calendar maker got fired? He took a few days off!
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### Author:  [@kksimon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/kksimon)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2018, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/61 "2018-12-08T20:34:41Z")
Two antennas got married. The wedding was terrible, but the reception was awesome.
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### Author:  [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/62 "2018-12-08T20:35:33Z")
Top notch dad joke right here^
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### Author:  [@ClaytonDM](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ClaytonDM)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2018, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/63 "2018-12-09T05:56:11Z")
The circus has been training elephants to play basketball.
They taught them how to slam trunk.
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