# Dad joke thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RidinSpinners](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ridinspinners/32/40451_2.png) [@RidinSpinners](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/RidinSpinners)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/21 "2018-10-31T15:30:10Z")
Dad, can you put the dog out? “HE’S ON FIRE?!?!” ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/22 "2018-10-31T15:30:51Z")
> It’s bad when a dad (of five!) doesn’t get a dad joke. 🙄 Wait, are you still hung up on this? Read the punch line in a Yoda voice ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/23 "2018-10-31T15:38:49Z")
Why is the letter “C” afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because all of the other letters are “not-Cs” ---
**Author:** ![anon19434144](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ccd318/32.png) [@anon19434144](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon19434144)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/24 "2018-10-31T15:39:12Z")
NOW, sense it makes! ---
**Author:** ![vegabomb](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/vegabomb/32/199_2.png) [@vegabomb](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/vegabomb)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/25 "2018-10-31T16:27:18Z")
> [@smileypants707](#): > > Wait, are you still hung up on this? > > Read the punch line in a Yoda voice Lol. I tried that when I first read it but it didn’t click till just now. ---
**Author:** ![Myk\_Myk](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/myk_myk/32/63087_2.png) [@Myk\_Myk](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Myk_Myk)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/26 "2018-10-31T18:18:39Z")
> [@smileypants707](#): > > > It’s bad when a dad (of five!) doesn’t get a dad joke. 🙄 > > Wait, are you still hung up on this? > > Read the punch line in a Yoda voice Yeah, and be sure to use the comma. ---
**Author:** ![Mazdarx7FD](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mazdarx7fd/32/43086_2.png) [@Mazdarx7FD](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mazdarx7FD)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/27 "2018-10-31T18:20:37Z")
What’s a computer that sings? A Dell. ---
**Author:** ![Saiyan\_Zero](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/saiyan_zero/32/38634_2.png) [@Saiyan\_Zero](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Saiyan_Zero)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/28 "2018-10-31T19:01:20Z")
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a duck? Count quackula ---
**Author:** ![Myk\_Myk](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/myk_myk/32/63087_2.png) [@Myk\_Myk](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Myk_Myk)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 1:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/29 "2018-11-01T01:44:33Z")
> [@anon5341354](#): > > “I’m hungry!” > > “Nice to meet you, Hungry. I’m dad.” That seems more like a “Mom Joke” to me because I grew up with that from my mom. “I’m hungry.” “Oh. hi Hungry. I’m Thirsty!” She also says, “Don’t try it 'til you’ve knocked it.” ---
**Author:** ![MrMiracle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mrmiracle/32/29657_2.png) [@MrMiracle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MrMiracle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 3:14am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/30 "2018-11-01T03:14:58Z")
What did the officer say to the belly button. You’re under a vest… ---
**Author:** ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/31 "2018-11-04T06:49:40Z")
> [@kksimon](#): > > Have any of you read the book “Yellow River” by I.P. Freely Numerous times. > [@yoyodoc](#): > > A better reading option would be: > > “Under the Bleachers” by Seymore Butts Yep, that one too. ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/32 "2018-11-04T07:14:29Z")
What did the cop say to the guy in a skirt? Put your hands beyond your back. You’re under a dress. ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/33 "2018-11-04T13:29:43Z")
I bought some shoes from my drug dealer earlier. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day! ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/34 "2018-12-06T14:46:57Z")
I just found out that “ARGH” is not a _real_ word. I cannot express how angry that makes me. ---
**Author:** ![kksimon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kksimon/32/46108_2.png) [@kksimon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/kksimon)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/38 "2018-12-06T16:57:42Z")
I lost my mood ring… I’m not sure how I feel about it. ---
**Author:** ![vegabomb](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/vegabomb/32/199_2.png) [@vegabomb](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/vegabomb)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/39 "2018-12-06T18:38:11Z")
I just deleted a post. Please keep’em clean. Lots of younger kids on this forum. Thanks. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/40 "2018-12-06T19:00:58Z")
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, always has 6 letters, but never has 5 letters ---
**Author:** ![Dalex](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dalex/32/43290_2.png) [@Dalex](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Dalex)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/41 "2018-12-06T19:21:12Z")
Precisely ---
**Author:** ![codinghorror](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/codinghorror/32/8052_2.png) [@codinghorror](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/codinghorror)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/42 "2018-12-06T22:11:30Z")
Finally, some Dad jokes I can get behind!!! > **[Nihilist Dad Jokes](https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/nihilist-dad-jokes)** > > Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he stood alone in his field! He stood there for years, rotting, until he was forgotten. > \- - -I tell my k... ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/43 "2018-12-06T22:22:26Z")
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