# Dad joke thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![YoyoGeezer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyogeezer/32/755_2.png) [@YoyoGeezer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoGeezer)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/314 "2026-09-21T16:08:27Z")
But 11+11 does not equal 20. So, you are saying 10+10=20 and 11+11=20 also. It seems like a lot of gymnastics to note that 22 can be said as 20 - too. As a mathematician; I am not amused. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/315 "2026-09-21T16:11:46Z")
I just read this joke to a room full of mathematicians, and they all laughed heartily. ---
**Author:** ![YoyoGeezer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyogeezer/32/755_2.png) [@YoyoGeezer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoGeezer)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/316 "2026-09-21T16:12:42Z")
Doh! You did see my smiley face though? ---
**Author:** ![cviavi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90db22/32.png) [@cviavi](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cviavi)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/317 "2026-09-21T18:06:10Z")
How do robots eat their pizza? One byte at a time ---
**Author:** ![SpaceCat](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/spacecat/32/688368_2.png) [@SpaceCat](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SpaceCat)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/318 "2026-09-21T23:11:48Z")
What is green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table. ---
**Author:** ![YoyoGeezer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyogeezer/32/755_2.png) [@YoyoGeezer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoGeezer)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 2:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/319 "2026-09-22T02:13:04Z")
I heard they just eat little bits. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ian\_Bender](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ian_bender/32/186856_2.png) [@Ian\_Bender](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Ian_Bender)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/320 "2026-09-22T13:30:20Z")
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet I don’t know Y ---
**Author:** ![AKYOYOMIKE](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/akyoyomike/32/286732_2.png) [@AKYOYOMIKE](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AKYOYOMIKE)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 3:23am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/321 "2026-10-03T03:23:00Z")
I was doing the dishes and my wife asks me "Did you see the cat bowl? " I turned to her and said "I didn’t know she knew how " 🦗🦗 ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/322 "2026-10-03T11:30:17Z")
I was going to tell you a joke about amnesia, but I forgot it. ---
**Author:** ![AKYOYOMIKE](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/akyoyomike/32/286732_2.png) [@AKYOYOMIKE](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AKYOYOMIKE)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/323 "2026-10-03T16:01:18Z")
i forgot that joke at some point… even @washyjoshe can’t remeber how that joke went. Just forget about it. 😆 🤣 :joy: 😹 😆 ---
**Author:** ![washyjoshe](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/washyjoshe/32/612061_2.png) [@washyjoshe](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/washyjoshe)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/324 "2026-10-03T18:00:47Z")
This joke is so good. I can’t remember if I’ve heard it before, I’ll make a note of it. ---
**Author:** ![NuroVolt7](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nurovolt7/32/671908_2.png) [@NuroVolt7](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NuroVolt7)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/325 "2026-10-03T22:50:25Z")
I’d tell you a joke about music but I forgot my notes ---
**Author:** ![Ian\_Bender](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ian_bender/32/186856_2.png) [@Ian\_Bender](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Ian_Bender)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 11:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/326 "2026-10-03T23:30:41Z")
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