# Dad joke thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![archiesdad](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/archiesdad/32/310033_2.png) [@archiesdad](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/archiesdad)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 12:54am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/294 "2024-12-22T00:54:40Z")
![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/e/9/5/e952ea83b4fa70e913f481c87eb49343815281d9.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![GoYoYuRu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/goyoyuru/32/650021_2.png) [@GoYoYuRu](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GoYoYuRu)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/295 "2025-01-22T06:11:40Z")
I used to be addicted to soap…I’m clean now. ---
**Author:** ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/296 "2026-08-21T05:33:07Z")
My wife sent me to he store for a loaf of bread. As I was leaving she said “If they have eggs, get a dozen.” When I got home she asked me why I bought 12 loaves of bread. I said, “Well, they had eggs.” ---
**Author:** ![NuroVolt7](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nurovolt7/32/671908_2.png) [@NuroVolt7](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NuroVolt7)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/297 "2026-08-21T12:15:20Z")
This happens to me embarrassingly often ---
**Author:** ![SlowThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slowthrow/32/307451_2.png) [@SlowThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SlowThrow)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/298 "2026-08-21T13:00:09Z")
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet, I forget… whY ---
**Author:** ![Slestak75](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slestak75/32/212315_2.png) [@Slestak75](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Slestak75)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/299 "2026-08-21T13:53:01Z")
Two guys walked into a bar… the third guy ducked. ---
**Author:** ![Slestak75](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slestak75/32/212315_2.png) [@Slestak75](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Slestak75)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/300 "2026-08-21T16:18:14Z")
Now in true dad form I’ll explain the magic of the joke… if a man walks “in to a bar” it’s different than when a man walks “into a bar”. That’s why I think so many get really stumped by this one when you “tell it”. It has much better impact as a written joke. So if you tell people that one… make sure they’re intelligent. 🤣🤣🤣 ---
**Author:** ![AKYOYOMIKE](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/akyoyomike/32/286732_2.png) [@AKYOYOMIKE](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AKYOYOMIKE)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2026, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/301 "2026-09-08T19:54:44Z")
I told my wife i bought a belt for$110… She said That’s a BIG waist! … i didn’t tell her about the $125 yoyo i bought. ---
**Author:** ![rkalajian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rkalajian/32/672584_2.png) [@rkalajian](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rkalajian)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2026, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/302 "2026-09-08T20:02:30Z")
A bossy person walks into a bar and orders everyone a round. ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 12:17am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/303 "2026-09-10T00:17:19Z")
I’ve got a great joke about apathy, but honestly, who cares? ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2026, 12:11am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/304 "2026-09-12T00:11:02Z")
I was going to tell you all a joke about penguins, but I don’t think it’s going to fly. ---
**Author:** ![washyjoshe](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/washyjoshe/32/612061_2.png) [@washyjoshe](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/washyjoshe)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2026, 4:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/305 "2026-09-12T04:53:05Z")
I was going to tell you all a joke about amnesia, but I forgot it. ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/306 "2026-09-17T23:48:19Z")
I was going to tell you a joke about an echo chamber, but you’ve probably heard it before. ---
**Author:** ![SpaceCat](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/spacecat/32/688368_2.png) [@SpaceCat](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SpaceCat)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2026, 2:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/307 "2026-09-18T02:46:02Z")
I once threw a boomerang. Now I live my life in constant fear. ---
**Author:** ![Ian\_Bender](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ian_bender/32/186856_2.png) [@Ian\_Bender](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Ian_Bender)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2026, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/308 "2026-09-18T14:05:36Z")
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going into the bathroom? Because the P is silent ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2026, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/309 "2026-09-20T11:29:19Z")
I wrote a joke about low self-esteem, but it’s just not good enough. ---
**Author:** ![AKYOYOMIKE](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/akyoyomike/32/286732_2.png) [@AKYOYOMIKE](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AKYOYOMIKE)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2026, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/310 "2026-09-20T21:47:00Z")
“Did you know 10+10 and 11+ 11 are really the same thing…10+10=20…and 11+11=22” ---
**Author:** ![washyjoshe](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/washyjoshe/32/612061_2.png) [@washyjoshe](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/washyjoshe)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 1:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/311 "2026-09-21T01:47:48Z")
Love this one as a math teacher. ---
**Author:** ![YoyoGeezer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyogeezer/32/755_2.png) [@YoyoGeezer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoGeezer)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/312 "2026-09-21T15:49:15Z")
I do not get it. ---
**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/313 "2026-09-21T16:02:21Z")
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