# Dad joke thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Slestak75](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slestak75/32/212315_2.png) [@Slestak75](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Slestak75)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/248 "2023-06-22T14:47:12Z")
This has been permanently added to my repertoire ---
**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/249 "2023-06-22T15:22:00Z")
How do you keep warm in a cold room? You go to the corner because it’s always 90 degrees. ---
**Author:** ![Benthrowsyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/benthrowsyoyo/32/300522_2.png) [@Benthrowsyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Benthrowsyoyo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/250 "2023-06-22T17:37:29Z")
But what if… it’s a round room ---
**Author:** ![Big](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/big/32/81788_2.png) [@Big](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Big)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/251 "2023-06-22T17:43:18Z")
You may want to find a way out prettyquick because the whole room is 360 degrees. ---
**Author:** ![GTDropKnot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gtdropknot/32/212400_2.png) [@GTDropKnot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GTDropKnot)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/252 "2023-06-24T12:40:04Z")
Slipped in a good/bad one when @LeftyThrower24 was talking about vacuums because > [@General Yoyo Thoughts](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/general-yoyo-thoughts/307204/2263): > > They all suck anyways. ---
**Author:** ![AKYOYOMIKE](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/akyoyomike/32/286732_2.png) [@AKYOYOMIKE](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AKYOYOMIKE)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/253 "2023-10-13T14:07:50Z")
Thought this was funny [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/0/a/f/0af8071bc93b4142b944877f08244ebf1eacb3d8.jpeg "Dad Joke Survivors (Original)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAQjbMK-5I8) ---
**Author:** ![rkalajian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rkalajian/32/672584_2.png) [@rkalajian](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rkalajian)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/254 "2023-10-13T14:35:33Z")
What’s a magician’s favorite dog breed? A Labracadabrador. ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 1:28am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/255 "2023-10-15T01:28:35Z")
Oh I forgot about this thread. I was going to tell a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it. I finally came up with a good joke about clocks. It’s about time. ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 1:36am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/256 "2023-10-15T01:36:00Z")
Ah, I apparently used that one already in another thread: > [@FT+giveaway, edge beyond, c3 token, and Duncan hornet (ALL IN MINT CONDITION!)](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/ft-giveaway-edge-beyond-c3-token-and-duncan-hornet-all-in-mint-condition/362691/2): > > Well I’m here for a joke contest. I would have told you a great joke about construction, but I’m still working on it. ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 1:40am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/257 "2023-10-15T01:40:17Z")
Ok here’s some penance. I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction. ---
**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/258 "2023-10-15T13:18:02Z")
Why did the old yoyoer fall into a well? Because he couldn’t see that well. ---
**Author:** ![rkalajian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rkalajian/32/672584_2.png) [@rkalajian](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rkalajian)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/259 "2023-10-15T13:21:14Z")
I asked my Chiropractor what kind of music he listens to. He said mostly hip pop. ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 2:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/260 "2023-10-16T02:56:22Z")
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs! ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/262 "2023-10-16T11:44:35Z")
I have a great joke about umbrellas, but it usually goes over everyone’s heads. ---
**Author:** ![rkalajian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rkalajian/32/672584_2.png) [@rkalajian](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rkalajian)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/263 "2023-10-16T12:09:59Z")
I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness. ---
**Author:** ![Abyss](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abyss/32/230230_2.png) [@Abyss](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Abyss)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/264 "2023-10-16T18:28:36Z")
Solid color choices for yoyos, Are solid color choices for yoyos 🥁 ---
**Author:** ![rkalajian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rkalajian/32/672584_2.png) [@rkalajian](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rkalajian)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/265 "2023-10-17T18:38:28Z")
Why do dogs float in the water? Because they are good buoys. ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 12:38am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/266 "2023-10-19T00:38:42Z")
I’ve got a joke about retired people, but it just doesn’t work. ---
**Author:** ![rkalajian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rkalajian/32/672584_2.png) [@rkalajian](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rkalajian)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/267 "2024-03-12T12:47:41Z")
Would making nun’s clothing be considered habit forming? ---
**Author:** ![rkalajian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rkalajian/32/672584_2.png) [@rkalajian](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rkalajian)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/268 "2024-03-12T12:48:29Z")
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