# Dad joke thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Shwa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shwa/32/108351_2.png) [@Shwa](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shwa)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/228 "2023-06-20T12:14:06Z")
My Dad’s fav and one and only…. How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way! ---
**Author:** ![NitroBobby916](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nitrobobby916/32/76321_2.png) [@NitroBobby916](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NitroBobby916)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/229 "2023-06-20T12:15:58Z")
why don’t oysters share their pearls? because they’re a little shellfish. kgb ---
**Author:** ![ConnorWilkerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@ConnorWilkerson](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ConnorWilkerson)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/230 "2023-06-20T12:34:00Z")
I like the pulp fiction joke. TLDR; Family of tomatoes. The older tomato says to the younger tomato: Ketchup. ---
**Author:** ![Captrogers](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/captrogers/32/647012_2.png) [@Captrogers](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Captrogers)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/231 "2023-06-20T12:48:13Z")
The one I told my wife on our first date. Prop in hand. I told her holding a remote in my hand (we where at a restaurant it made no sense but I was committed to this dumb line) “You know, first time I saw a universal remote. (Takes a sip of drink) I thought to myself. This changes everything. (Place remote on table)” she somehow didn’t leave the date that moment. Second date we rode bikes. I ride up next to her. I hop Off the bike. I ask her “do you know why bicycles fall over… (drops bike let’s it fall over) because they are two tired” It’s been about a decade and two children later. I think back and feel those where the lines that got her hooked. ---
**Author:** ![Benthrowsyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/benthrowsyoyo/32/300522_2.png) [@Benthrowsyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Benthrowsyoyo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/232 "2023-06-20T12:49:31Z")
You know the fact that you brought a remote just for the sole intent of being able to make that joke is commendable. Bravo to you lmao ---
**Author:** ![mkmavvl](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mkmavvl/32/196606_2.png) [@mkmavvl](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mkmavvl)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/233 "2023-06-20T13:21:47Z")
What’s a foot’s fav snack? Dori_toes_ ---
**Author:** ![Thruwell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/thruwell/32/194240_2.png) [@Thruwell](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Thruwell)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/234 "2023-06-20T13:35:54Z")
A horse walks into a bar. The Barkeeper asks ‚Why the long face‘. ---
**Author:** ![GTDropKnot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gtdropknot/32/212400_2.png) [@GTDropKnot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GTDropKnot)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/235 "2023-06-20T13:37:30Z")
Whenever I drive by a cemetery I point it out and say, hottest club in town, people are dying to get in there! ---
**Author:** ![Benthrowsyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/benthrowsyoyo/32/300522_2.png) [@Benthrowsyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Benthrowsyoyo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/236 "2023-06-20T13:39:32Z")
Why did the pirate go see a movie? Because it was rated “arrr” ---
**Author:** ![Slestak75](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slestak75/32/212315_2.png) [@Slestak75](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Slestak75)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/237 "2023-06-20T13:42:50Z")
Dude. I like your style!!! ---
**Author:** ![Slestak75](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slestak75/32/212315_2.png) [@Slestak75](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Slestak75)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/238 "2023-06-20T13:45:03Z")
This one requires an answer from at least one person. What is a pirates favorite letter??? ---
**Author:** ![Benthrowsyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/benthrowsyoyo/32/300522_2.png) [@Benthrowsyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Benthrowsyoyo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/239 "2023-06-20T13:51:39Z")
Arrrrrrr ---
**Author:** ![aminalcollective](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/aminalcollective/32/234203_2.png) [@aminalcollective](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/aminalcollective)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/240 "2023-06-20T14:21:40Z")
a beaver walks into a bar and asks “wheres the bar tender?” XD ---
**Author:** ![Slestak75](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slestak75/32/212315_2.png) [@Slestak75](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Slestak75)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/241 "2023-06-20T14:32:32Z")
You’d think it’s the Arrrrr. But it’s really the “C”eeee… ---
**Author:** ![faceplant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@faceplant](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/faceplant)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/242 "2023-06-20T19:34:04Z")
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.” ---
**Author:** ![Pun1sh3R](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/pun1sh3r/32/193125_2.png) [@Pun1sh3R](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Pun1sh3R)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 3:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/243 "2023-06-21T03:44:47Z")
Why do chicken coups only have two doors? If they had four doors, the would be chicken sedans. Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat. I dont teust stairs… they’re always up to something. ---
**Author:** ![GnarlyCharlie](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gnarlycharlie/32/279610_2.png) [@GnarlyCharlie](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GnarlyCharlie)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 4:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/244 "2023-06-21T04:18:32Z")
Loved this one from The Last of Us: Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Yeah, it runs in your jeans. ---
**Author:** ![Benthrowsyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/benthrowsyoyo/32/300522_2.png) [@Benthrowsyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Benthrowsyoyo)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/245 "2023-06-21T12:48:46Z")
That one was actually a highlight scene for me lolol ---
**Author:** ![faceplant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@faceplant](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/faceplant)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/246 "2023-06-21T14:54:24Z")
For some reason I found that way funnier than I should have when it came on during the show. ---
**Author:** ![YoyoGeezer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyogeezer/32/755_2.png) [@YoyoGeezer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoGeezer)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 1:03am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/247 "2023-06-22T01:03:28Z")
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