# Dad joke thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/208 "2023-01-09T14:00:20Z")
A cowboy counted 397 cows in his herd. When he rounded them up, he had 400. ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/209 "2023-01-09T16:48:36Z")
I was going to share a joke about an unstamped letter, but you probably wouldn’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeper80](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sleeper80/32/257936_2.png) [@Sleeper80](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Sleeper80)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/210 "2023-01-09T19:48:46Z")
A guy walks into a bar… he says “Ouch!” ---
**Author:** ![Richard](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/richard/32/196594_2.png) [@Richard](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Richard)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 2:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/211 "2023-01-10T02:19:10Z")
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I’m 80 It has to be said in a pirate voice to make sense! ---
**Author:** ![Sleeper80](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sleeper80/32/257936_2.png) [@Sleeper80](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Sleeper80)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/212 "2023-01-10T17:10:51Z")
Lol aye, matey! ---
**Author:** ![Addryn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@Addryn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Addryn)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/213 "2023-01-17T06:11:02Z")
> [@Richard](#): > > What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I’m 80 > > It has to be said in a pirate voice to make sense! I also have this joke in my mind 😀 ---
**Author:** ![RC\_yo-yo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rc_yo-yo/32/168781_2.png) [@RC\_yo-yo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/RC_yo-yo)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/214 "2023-01-17T06:31:23Z")
How do you get a hanky to dance? Blow a little boogey into it. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Pun1sh3R](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/pun1sh3r/32/193125_2.png) [@Pun1sh3R](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Pun1sh3R)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/215 "2023-01-17T07:17:16Z")
I dont trust stairs. They are always up to something. Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat? If they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat. Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors? If they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans. ---
**Author:** ![yoyo-man92](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo-man92/32/141682_2.png) [@yoyo-man92](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo-man92)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2023, 12:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/216 "2023-01-18T00:53:22Z")
“If your friends are made of paper, does that make them terrible people?” I told this one to my wife as she was waking up in the morning, she definitely hated my face 🥲:joy: ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/217 "2023-01-22T11:28:48Z")
> [@Pun1sh3R](#): > > Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat? For anyone wondering why, it’s mainly because falling backwards out of the boat usually doesn’t rock the boat unlike jumping off a boat, which is pretty important for small boats. It also reduces the chance of your diving equipment becoming knocked loose due to the impact or becoming tangled when diving, since the equipment would be over the water when you fall into the water. It also reduces the impact on your body since the diving equipment will hit the water before your body. ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/218 "2023-01-23T21:58:25Z")
I have a joke for you about procrastination, but I’ll have to tell you tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Benthrowsyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/benthrowsyoyo/32/300522_2.png) [@Benthrowsyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Benthrowsyoyo)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/219 "2023-06-19T22:15:36Z")
I bought a bad thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, I can also say that it’s terrible. ---
**Author:** ![LeftyThrower24](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/leftythrower24/32/264593_2.png) [@LeftyThrower24](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LeftyThrower24)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 10:27pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/220 "2023-06-19T22:27:35Z")
I have a lot of stupid jokes, they’re just not appropriate for this forum lol ---
**Author:** ![YotaroKuyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yotarokuyo/32/123850_2.png) [@YotaroKuyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YotaroKuyo)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/221 "2023-06-19T22:39:31Z")
Have you heard about the cow scientist? She’s out standing in her field. ---
**Author:** ![GTDropKnot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gtdropknot/32/212400_2.png) [@GTDropKnot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GTDropKnot)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 12:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/222 "2023-06-20T00:16:22Z")
Flight to chicago from Miami got cancelled and now I gotta go to Greenville first and the timing is prolly gonna have me up all night / sleeping the airport hah! ---
**Author:** ![Benthrowsyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/benthrowsyoyo/32/300522_2.png) [@Benthrowsyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Benthrowsyoyo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/223 "2023-06-20T00:25:37Z")
Ouch ---
**Author:** ![Slestak75](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slestak75/32/212315_2.png) [@Slestak75](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Slestak75)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 12:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/224 "2023-06-20T00:39:46Z")
Two guys walked into a bar…the third one ducked. ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 1:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/225 "2023-06-20T01:06:09Z")
How does a dinosaur pay its rent? With Tyrannosaurus checks! ---
**Author:** ![Benthrowsyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/benthrowsyoyo/32/300522_2.png) [@Benthrowsyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Benthrowsyoyo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 1:12am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/226 "2023-06-20T01:12:54Z")
BOOOO I love it ---
**Author:** ![NitroBobby916](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nitrobobby916/32/76321_2.png) [@NitroBobby916](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NitroBobby916)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 1:20am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/227 "2023-06-20T01:20:02Z")
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