# Dad joke thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![TheMidnightThrower](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/themidnightthrower/32/129213_2.png) [@TheMidnightThrower](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TheMidnightThrower)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/188 "2021-06-16T15:16:33Z")
A lot of these are pure gold! lol Here’s my personal favorite. Q: When does a joke become a dad joke? A: When it becomes apparent. HAHAHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![TheMidnightThrower](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/themidnightthrower/32/129213_2.png) [@TheMidnightThrower](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TheMidnightThrower)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/189 "2021-06-16T15:23:13Z")
Another I just remembered and love: Q: What is a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? (Answer which most people usually guess): R? (True answer delivered with best pirate accent possible): “Aye, you may think it to be Arrrr, but it really be the SEA!” ---
**Author:** ![KayEsPea](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kayespea/32/126944_2.png) [@KayEsPea](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/KayEsPea)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/190 "2021-06-16T15:43:13Z")
Why couldn’t the melons get married? Because they Cant-alope! ---
**Author:** ![KayEsPea](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kayespea/32/126944_2.png) [@KayEsPea](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/KayEsPea)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2021, 12:41am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/191 "2021-06-17T00:41:45Z")
Wow. This thread had me chuckling all day. ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2021, 1:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/192 "2021-06-17T01:26:27Z")
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI. ---
**Author:** ![KayEsPea](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kayespea/32/126944_2.png) [@KayEsPea](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/KayEsPea)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2021, 3:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/193 "2021-06-17T03:16:28Z")
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisFrancz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/chrisfrancz/32/48992_2.png) [@ChrisFrancz](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ChrisFrancz)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2021, 3:24am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/194 "2021-06-17T03:24:43Z")
Great one. I’m memorizing it! ---
**Author:** ![Iloveyoyos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ec9cab/32.png) [@Iloveyoyos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Iloveyoyos)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 3:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/195 "2021-11-08T03:13:08Z")
How many soccer players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don’t know, it’d be easier if they could use their hands! bad i know ---
**Author:** ![OhDavidBowie](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ohdavidbowie/32/149966_2.png) [@OhDavidBowie](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/OhDavidBowie)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 3:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/196 "2021-11-08T03:22:09Z")
What do you call the fastest dinosaur? A pronto-saurus ---
**Author:** ![Roman\_Soup](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/roman_soup/32/173217_2.png) [@Roman\_Soup](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Roman_Soup)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/197 "2022-03-12T21:30:20Z")
After a long ride, a man got off his bike. Immediately it hit the ground. The man thinks to himself, “Why won’t my bicycle stand up?” He sat in thought for a moment when all the sudden he declared, “It must have fallen over because it was simply two tired!” ---
**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/198 "2022-04-01T23:09:09Z")
What makes an octopus laugh? Ten tickles ---
**Author:** ![GoYoYuRu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/goyoyuru/32/650021_2.png) [@GoYoYuRu](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GoYoYuRu)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2022, 12:32am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/199 "2022-04-02T00:32:28Z")
A kid walks into the principles office with a frog on his head… The principle says “what seems to be the problem?” The frog replies “this kid is stuck to my foot!” ---
**Author:** ![PendingThrows24](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/pendingthrows24/32/131160_2.png) [@PendingThrows24](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PendingThrows24)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2022, 12:33am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/200 "2022-04-02T00:33:27Z")
My wife tells me I’m horrible at 2 things, listening and something else. ---
**Author:** ![OlHandyJenkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@OlHandyJenkins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/OlHandyJenkins)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2022, 12:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/201 "2022-04-02T00:39:02Z")
Why don’t thieves understand puns? They take everything literally. ---
**Author:** ![stevejspins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@stevejspins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stevejspins)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2022, 12:43am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/202 "2022-04-02T00:43:01Z")
“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.” -Woody Allen ---
**Author:** ![liamodellbass](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/liamodellbass/32/98959_2.png) [@liamodellbass](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/liamodellbass)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2022, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/203 "2022-04-02T06:29:21Z")
My favorite one is this, and it gets em’ every single time: Me and other person are in a car and we drive past a cemetery. Me: “You know, they’re closing this cemetery down next week.” Other person: “Really? That’s pretty wild, how come?” Me: “Yeah, everyone has been _dying_ to get in!” 🙃 Other person: 🤦‍♂️ ---
**Author:** ![beherenow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/beherenow/32/125309_2.png) [@beherenow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/beherenow)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2022, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/204 "2022-04-03T17:20:24Z")
Nurse: This is Dr. Smith, he will be delivering the baby. Dad: I would prefer my baby keep its liver. ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 1:08am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/205 "2022-04-04T01:08:08Z")
When does it rain money? When there’s change in the weather. ---
**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/206 "2022-12-26T15:48:25Z")
Why do teens travel in groups of three or five? They can’t even. ---
**Author:** ![Hanker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hanker/32/628221_2.png) [@Hanker](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hanker)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2022, 3:09am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/207 "2022-12-28T03:09:08Z")
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