# Dad joke thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/1 "2018-10-31T04:15:27Z")
Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/2 "2018-10-31T04:58:28Z")
Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8 ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 5:00am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/3 "2018-10-31T05:00:14Z")
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down. ---
**Author:** ![codinghorror](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/codinghorror/32/8052_2.png) [@codinghorror](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/codinghorror)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 5:14am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/4 "2018-10-31T05:14:04Z")
Whyyyy must you bring the suffering here. I even saw a billboard about this, no lie, in the real world on Monday. God’s truth. I did. ![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/c/4/2/c42b70b04b8fc36a85b9057091cc248b05200dcc.jpeg) Not this one exactly, it was this media, but it was on a billboard… ![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/8/0/2/802e1475a18243abd25e670ba5a187b93f2ce569.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 5:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/5 "2018-10-31T05:22:10Z")
I know you have a dad joke up your sleeve, code ---
**Author:** ![codinghorror](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/codinghorror/32/8052_2.png) [@codinghorror](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/codinghorror)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/6 "2018-10-31T05:23:06Z")
What if there were no hypothetical questions? ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/7 "2018-10-31T05:25:37Z")
I see that smile… ---
**Author:** ![kksimon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kksimon/32/46108_2.png) [@kksimon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/kksimon)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/8 "2018-10-31T05:31:59Z")
Have any of you read the book “Yellow River” by I.P. Freely ---
**Author:** ![anon5341354](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@anon5341354](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon5341354)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/9 "2018-10-31T05:38:06Z")
“I’m hungry!” “Nice to meet you, Hungry. I’m dad.” ---
**Author:** ![vegabomb](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/vegabomb/32/199_2.png) [@vegabomb](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/vegabomb)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/10 "2018-10-31T05:56:32Z")
> [@smileypants707](#): > > Why was Yoda afraid of 7? > > Because 6, 7 8 It’s bad when a dad (of five!) doesn’t get a dad joke. 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![anon5341354](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@anon5341354](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon5341354)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/11 "2018-10-31T06:12:48Z")
“Hey kids - Did you know our car is a time machine?” “No it isn’t, dad.” “Yeah it is! When we get home, we will be exactly 10 minutes into the future!” ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/12 "2018-10-31T07:03:12Z")
> [@kksimon](#): > > Have any of you read the book “Yellow River” by I.P. Freely Good book… A better reading option would be: “Under the Bleachers” by Seymore Butts ---
**Author:** ![anon5341354](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@anon5341354](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon5341354)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/13 "2018-10-31T11:31:50Z")
I also like ‘How to Tie Your Shoelaces’ by Bob Down. ---
**Author:** ![anon19434144](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ccd318/32.png) [@anon19434144](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon19434144)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/14 "2018-10-31T13:04:50Z")
Two peanuts were walking through a park. One was assaulted. When I was a kid I heard my dad tell this joke whenever we had company over. ---
**Author:** ![G2\_Jake](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/g2_jake/32/446_2.png) [@G2\_Jake](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/G2_Jake)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/15 "2018-10-31T13:17:01Z")
This is a new found skill of mine. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. ---
**Author:** ![knowledgeablepixels](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/knowledgeablepixels/32/38636_2.png) [@knowledgeablepixels](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/knowledgeablepixels)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/16 "2018-10-31T13:50:17Z")
i feel so young here ---
**Author:** ![knowledgeablepixels](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/knowledgeablepixels/32/38636_2.png) [@knowledgeablepixels](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/knowledgeablepixels)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/17 "2018-10-31T13:52:13Z")
more like an anti joke haha what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? “get in the batmobile” ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/18 "2018-10-31T14:49:36Z")
What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? Wasn’t my fault ---
**Author:** ![smileypants707](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smileypants707/32/19045_2.png) [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/19 "2018-10-31T14:51:24Z")
This is a daily in my house. Or, dad where are we going? We’re going crazy! ---
**Author:** ![anon19434144](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ccd318/32.png) [@anon19434144](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon19434144)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462/20 "2018-10-31T14:54:41Z")
My first laughs today came from…a yoyo forum. [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/dad-joke-thread/294462.md?page=2)