# Conspiracy? **URL:** \ **Category:** General Yo-Yo\ **Created:** [August 2, 2023, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710 "2023-08-02T07:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grendel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/grendel/32/92975_2.png) [@Grendel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Grendel)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/1 "2023-08-02T07:26:18Z")
![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/9/7/3/97349d097ec7217f4bc5e7e614f7a05f13aa4764.jpeg) The government is building the largest yo-yo in history, as you can see its almost complete and it’s for horizontal use. They say it’s just a nuclear reactor……sure…… ---
**Author:** ![SR1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sr1/32/104603_2.png) [@SR1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SR1)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/2 "2023-08-02T07:57:25Z")
Ugh. Looks like a highwall responsive slimline… I’m gonna pass on this one. ---
**Author:** ![Captrogers](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/captrogers/32/647012_2.png) [@Captrogers](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Captrogers)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/3 "2023-08-02T11:51:24Z")
Looks like a yo-yo I would buy ---
**Author:** ![kretzschmar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kretzschmar/32/668707_2.png) [@kretzschmar](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/kretzschmar)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/4 "2023-08-02T12:07:19Z")
Looks like a Deep State, lol ---
**Author:** ![Yoyo4life90](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo4life90/32/204623_2.png) [@Yoyo4life90](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yoyo4life90)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/5 "2023-08-02T12:09:56Z")
I see a thumb lip :joy:😅:joy:😅:joy:😅 ---
**Author:** ![mkmavvl](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mkmavvl/32/196606_2.png) [@mkmavvl](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mkmavvl)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/6 "2023-08-02T13:06:58Z")
anti-yo bapezilla 3.0… look at the hub building, they just got the wrong size of the project, which will unwittingly become the biggest yoyo in the world ![97349d097ec7217f4bc5e7e614f7a05f13aa4764](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/a/3/e/a3ef87ced6133d1431862eee1748618a98da3317.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Slestak75](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slestak75/32/212315_2.png) [@Slestak75](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Slestak75)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/7 "2023-08-02T13:34:44Z")
The question isn’t “what” is this for, but “who” is this for…😦 ---
**Author:** ![AaronW](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/aaronw/32/49251_2.png) [@AaronW](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AaronW)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/8 "2023-08-02T13:39:43Z")
I was about to say the same thing, looks very AntiYo to me. ---
**Author:** ![Benthrowsyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/benthrowsyoyo/32/300522_2.png) [@Benthrowsyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Benthrowsyoyo)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/9 "2023-08-02T13:56:25Z")
Where are the side effects? What colorways can we expect? ---
**Author:** ![Slestak75](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slestak75/32/212315_2.png) [@Slestak75](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Slestak75)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/10 "2023-08-02T13:58:59Z")
In the industry the Side Effects are known as Plutonium Rods. They go in last. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Benthrowsyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/benthrowsyoyo/32/300522_2.png) [@Benthrowsyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Benthrowsyoyo)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/11 "2023-08-02T13:59:36Z")
Just got to be verrrrry careful replacing them ---
**Author:** ![Sleeper80](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sleeper80/32/257936_2.png) [@Sleeper80](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Sleeper80)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/12 "2023-08-02T15:57:56Z")
nuclear powered yoyos seem like overkill somehow… ---
**Author:** ![cowmamba](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cowmamba/32/270859_2.png) [@cowmamba](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cowmamba)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/13 "2023-08-02T16:01:31Z")
It would spin for-ev-er! ---
**Author:** ![Captrogers](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/captrogers/32/647012_2.png) [@Captrogers](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Captrogers)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/14 "2023-08-02T17:42:56Z")
Come on plutonium hub with a uranium body and radium rims. Maybe a lead axle. Gotta make it the most risky throw around. Heck make the pads out of asbestos and the string can be razor wire. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeper80](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sleeper80/32/257936_2.png) [@Sleeper80](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Sleeper80)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/15 "2023-08-02T18:58:35Z")
should be able to hit critical mass pretty easy on the first ding… ---
**Author:** ![Grendel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/grendel/32/92975_2.png) [@Grendel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Grendel)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/16 "2023-08-02T19:00:14Z")
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Grendel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/grendel/32/92975_2.png) [@Grendel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Grendel)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/17 "2023-08-02T19:00:37Z")
You like batteries?? ---
**Author:** ![Grendel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/grendel/32/92975_2.png) [@Grendel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Grendel)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/18 "2023-08-02T19:01:54Z")
Yep……. Extra characters. ---
**Author:** ![Grendel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/grendel/32/92975_2.png) [@Grendel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Grendel)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/19 "2023-08-02T19:02:31Z")
Thank you for your service Sir. ---
**Author:** ![Slestak75](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slestak75/32/212315_2.png) [@Slestak75](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Slestak75)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/conspiracy/381710/20 "2023-08-02T19:04:32Z")
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