# Confessions of Yoyoers

**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101
**Category:** General Yo-Yo
**Created:** [June 17, 2014, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101 "2014-06-17T09:53:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![anon5341354](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@anon5341354](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon5341354)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/1 "2014-06-17T09:53:53Z")

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Post your shameful yoyo confessions here!

I’ll start… I sometimes miss trapeze… :-[

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### Author: ![naoki](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/naoki/32/843_2.png) [@naoki](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/naoki)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/2 "2014-06-17T10:02:57Z")

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I often play with my Dragon Jam 😛

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### Author: ![shen703](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shen703/32/924_2.png) [@shen703](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/shen703)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/3 "2014-06-17T10:13:12Z")

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I sometimes pretend all yoyo’s have feelings and I throw all of them so they don’t feel abandoned.

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### Author: ![ginny](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ginny/32/1536_2.png) [@ginny](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ginny)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/4 "2014-06-17T10:32:52Z")

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so he was better, I hated him for laughing at me so when I was 6, I smashed my brothers yoyo with a hammer…

gp

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### Author: ![Erik\_kerber](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/erik_kerber/32/7939_2.png) [@Erik\_kerber](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Erik_kerber)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/5 "2014-06-17T12:36:10Z")

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I dinged my Wooly Marmot 2. And I was Like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.

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### Author: ![LinksLegionaire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/linkslegionaire/32/886_2.png) [@LinksLegionaire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LinksLegionaire)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/6 "2014-06-17T12:41:26Z")

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I murdered my baby brother and buried him in the backyard. Later the dog dug him up. My parents are still paying for therapy, but it’s for them.

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### Author: ![Mrjackthepoodle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mrjackthepoodle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mrjackthepoodle)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/7 "2014-06-17T12:42:25Z")

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I’ve fallen asleep with a yoyo in my hand.

I’ve whacked myself in the you know where and the face to the point of real pain and damage.

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### Author: ![unklesteve](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/unklesteve/32/106934_2.png) [@unklesteve](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/unklesteve)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/8 "2014-06-17T12:53:57Z")

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If I get a new yoyo that I REALLY love, I’ll Walk the Dog with it to get the rims good and scuffed.

If it plays like crap after I scuff the rims, I’ll write off that model as unreliable forever and never get another one.

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### Author: ![Blazvatan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/blazvatan/32/1200_2.png) [@Blazvatan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Blazvatan)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/9 "2014-06-17T14:46:53Z")

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> [@shen703](#):
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> I sometimes pretend all yoyo’s have feelings and I throw all of them so they don’t feel abandoned.

lol same here

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### Author: ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Chimera)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/10 "2014-06-17T14:53:20Z")

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I laugh every time my friend (who’s only been throwing for 2 months) hits himself - it happens often.

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### Author: ![NathanC](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nathanc/32/891_2.png) [@NathanC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NathanC)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/11 "2014-06-17T15:11:38Z")

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> [@Steve Brown](#):
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> If I get a new yoyo that I REALLY love, I’ll Walk the Dog with it to get the rims good and scuffed.
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> If it plays like crap after I scuff the rims, I’ll write off that model as unreliable forever and never get another one.

:🙂

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### Author: ![Coronett](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/coronett/32/1393_2.png) [@Coronett](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Coronett)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/12 "2014-06-17T15:18:00Z")

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I have the urge to ding new yoyos just once to make them “mine” but I never go through with it

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### Author: ![mr.nightshadow95](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr.nightshadow95/32/1093_2.png) [@mr.nightshadow95](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mr.nightshadow95)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/13 "2014-06-17T15:28:47Z")

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I sometimes throw my yoyo to the ground in frustration :-X

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### Author: ![Rixtify](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rixtify/32/16_2.png) [@Rixtify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rixtify)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/14 "2014-06-17T17:35:04Z")

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My parents won’t let me bring yoyos to school since the month I started (May 2013) because I got a C in 1 class and straight A’s in every other class. My mom thought I was too focused on yoyoing and not on school (Got a C since my Computer Graphics Art project got corrupted and I didn’t have anything to show to the class). But a year later I brought yoyos to school throughout the whole school year (junior year) and might do it again this year in my senior year. Even taught 5 people everything up to intermediate and taught them some advanced stuff like plastic whip and gyroscopic flop.

Also my birthday is on May 16, 1999. I’m 15, and I’m gonna be a senior. I skipped a few grades. Does that count as a confession XD

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### Author: ![patrickcondon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/patrickcondon/32/619950_2.png) [@patrickcondon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/patrickcondon)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/15 "2014-06-17T17:56:50Z")

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> [@NathanC](#):
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> :🙂

My conditions for ever owning a General Yo has been to wail it on the ground to give it vibe. I traded for a Hattrick once, smashed it on the ground, and traded it off again later that day for something more worthwhile that what I started with.

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### Author: ![stuarttw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@stuarttw](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stuarttw)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/16 "2014-06-17T18:44:57Z")

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I only have one metal

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### Author: ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Chimera)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/17 "2014-06-17T18:46:53Z")

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> [@stuarttw](#):
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> I only have one metal

Which is?

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### Author: ![stuarttw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@stuarttw](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stuarttw)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/18 "2014-06-17T18:58:19Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Which is?

gambit

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### Author: ![naoki](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/naoki/32/843_2.png) [@naoki](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/naoki)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/19 "2014-06-17T18:58:38Z")

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> [@Rixtify](#):
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> Also my birthday is on May 16, 1999. I’m 15, and I’m gonna be a senior. I skipped a few grades. Does that count as a confession XD

Shai is that you?

I feel for you, bro. Having only one birthday in a lifetime must be harsh

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### Author: ![qpwoei12](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/qpwoei12/32/396_2.png) [@qpwoei12](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/qpwoei12)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2014, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/confessions-of-yoyoers/67101/20 "2014-06-17T19:02:35Z")

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I’ve hit myself int he forehead with a 68g AL7 Quake on a hard throw and it ripped it open and I was bleeding for half an hour lol

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