# \*\*\* Coming Soon\*\*\* (or maybe never)

**URL:** <https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/coming-soon-or-maybe-never/447542>\
**Category:** General Yo-Yo\
**Created:** [June 17, 2026, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/coming-soon-or-maybe-never/447542 "2026-06-17T23:02:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/coming-soon-or-maybe-never/447542/1 "2026-06-17T23:02:45Z")

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Coming Soon: The 2027 Angriest Yoyoer Contest

Just how much anger can you express through yoyoing without injuring yourself? Watch here for submission info.

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Please post any other Coming Soon or Nevers here!

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**Author:** ![The\_Abyss](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/the_abyss/32/704667_2.png) [@The\_Abyss](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/The_Abyss)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/coming-soon-or-maybe-never/447542/2 "2026-06-17T23:08:47Z")

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Everyone knows when you get mad to T-Pose over whatever is getting you mad to show dominance.

Sadly I’m too numb for this. so I just stare empty into the yoyo and my skills and question why do I even bother. What has this world come to. Why am I here, I fail everything.

And repeat this process until the trick is learnt!! Real easy guys!!

I would genuinely love to see a real salty crashout but unfortunately this hobby isn’t anywhere near FGC levels of salt.

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**Author:** ![Snoopy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/snoopy/32/669143_2.png) [@Snoopy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Snoopy)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2026, 1:37am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/coming-soon-or-maybe-never/447542/3 "2026-06-18T01:37:55Z")

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Coming Q4 2026: _The Sleeping Sleeper: The New, Avant-Garde Way of Learning to Yo-Yo!_

This book, written by yours truly, will take a deep dive into a new, experimental way of learning to yo-yo.

Simply place a photograph of a professional yo-yoer of your choice _(laminated photographs included in Deluxe Edition, starting at $29.99)_ under your pillow, and let their yo-yo trick knowledge seep into your brain!

Coming soon to stores near you!