# Cleverbot **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [August 1, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988 "2012-08-01T23:36:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![yoyoedumaster](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoedumaster/32/983_2.png) [@yoyoedumaster](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoedumaster)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/1 "2012-08-01T23:36:35Z")
Cleverbot is a website on the internet and you can talk to the computer. Sometimes funny things happen and you can post them in this thread. I’ll start. ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/2/5/6/2569d3881dcc4221d96188b5f0c1962d4818a032.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![yoyoedumaster](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoedumaster/32/983_2.png) [@yoyoedumaster](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoedumaster)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2012, 11:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/2 "2012-08-01T23:41:20Z")
New one ;D ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/c/a/6/ca62dfd46ac40871365307ecabe4e44252c1d160.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![A\_Soviet\_Locust](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/a_soviet_locust/32/113687_2.png) [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/A_Soviet_Locust)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 12:05am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/3 "2012-08-02T00:05:58Z")
Well, that escalated quickly but cleverbot is awesome ---
**Author:** ![Ghost8982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ghost8982/32/675_2.png) [@Ghost8982](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Ghost8982)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 1:03am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/4 "2012-08-02T01:03:13Z")
I asked it “are you random bits of code?” Cleverbot said " no" I asked " are you a person behind a keyboard?" Cleverbot said “yes” End of conversation Probably in India and program was designed to probe for info. Weird site. Kinda creepy too. ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/5 "2012-08-02T01:11:46Z")
I was asking it random stuff and it asked me my name and age. ??? ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/6 "2012-08-02T01:16:22Z")
Me: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything? Bot: Everything. Me: No, its 42. Bot: I know that, but what is the question? lol ---
**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/7 "2012-08-02T01:20:29Z")
I asked if it was a creepy Indian behind a computer or something like that. It said yes… ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/8 "2012-08-02T01:57:10Z")
Bot goes first What do I seem like? A computer program. I’m not a computer program. I am a man. You’ve been watching too many science fiction movies. Monty Python movies are my favorite. Ni! Ni? Monty Python and the Holy Grail… Mine too! what is your favorite scene? The knights who say, Ni! Ni! Now do you get it? Yes. Can you yoyo? No. I can. Good for you. Thanks. How old is the moon? Not as old as the Earth, probably about 3 billion years old. Well I’m not that old. So I noticed. So, how old are you? Old enough…How?? Why do you need to know? Are you a stalker? I don’t need to know, I want to know. Why? Because I said so. You’ll need a better reason. Um no. Yes. No. Yes. No I am not lying lets talk about FOOD. Sure, how about a nice bowl of you-dont-need-to-know-my-age? I used to share about with kevin costner. Umm, ok. After that it started creeping me out. ---
**Author:** ![yoyojohn](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyojohn/32/7911_2.png) [@yoyojohn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyojohn)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/9 "2012-08-02T06:28:32Z")
Type some of the lyrics from the portal 2 song ,and it will sing with you… ---
**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/10 "2012-08-02T11:40:29Z")
Yeah, other songs too I think. ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/11 "2012-08-02T12:46:15Z")
Only people who read The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy will get this. I go first Are you good at math? Yes. What’s 42? The meaning of life. But your not deep thought. Yes I am. Fine, how would one build earth? Why do you want to know? I want to build a planet. Do you want me to help. You are deep thought. Deep Thought? ---
**Author:** ![yoyoedumaster](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoedumaster/32/983_2.png) [@yoyoedumaster](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoedumaster)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/12 "2012-08-02T17:50:27Z")
> [@WildCat23](#): > > I was asking it random stuff and it asked me my name and age. ??? don’t answer that. ---
**Author:** ![yoyofoot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyofoot/32/602_2.png) [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/13 "2012-08-02T20:14:12Z")
> [@WildCat23](#): > > Only people who read The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy will get this. > > I go first > > Are you good at math? > Yes. > What’s 42? > The meaning of life. > But your not deep thought. > Yes I am. > Fine, how would one build earth? > Why do you want to know? > I want to build a planet. > Do you want me to help. > You are deep thought. > Deep Thought? Just about anyone gets this whether or not they read the book… > [@Ghost8982](#): > > I asked it “are you random bits of code?” > Cleverbot said " no" > I asked " are you a person behind a keyboard?" > Cleverbot said “yes” > > End of conversation > > Probably in India and program was designed to probe for info. > Weird site. Kinda creepy too. Uh, no it isn’t. Moving on my favourite thing to do with it is to use a microphone… ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/14 "2012-08-02T21:57:28Z")
> [@yoyofoot](#): > > > [@WildCat23](#): > > > > Only people who read The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy will get this. > > > > I go first > > > > Are you good at math? > > Yes. > > What’s 42? > > The meaning of life. > > But your not deep thought. > > Yes I am. > > Fine, how would one build earth? > > Why do you want to know? > > I want to build a planet. > > Do you want me to help. > > You are deep thought. > > Deep Thought? > > Just about anyone gets this whether or not they read the book… No, they just think they do. You only find it funny after you’ve read the book. ---
**Author:** ![DByoyoer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dbyoyoer/32/852_2.png) [@DByoyoer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DByoyoer)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/cleverbot/40988/15 "2012-08-04T06:59:58Z")
Cleverbot: You don’t see it. Me: See what??? Cleverbot: Your body. Me: No I can see it I’m not blind… Cleverbot: You are a human, posing as a robot. Me: Look who’s talking. Cleverbot: So you admit that you’re a robot. Me: No you are though. Cleverbot: You are a crazy bot. Me: No but you are a cleverbot. Cleverbot: No I’m not. Me: So you are saying you are stupid? Cleverbot: Yesd.